I'm surprised Roen hasn't shown up.
Is it sea shanty time? I think it's sea shanty time.
That feeling when my efforts to up-armor our tanks with 10 million rolls of toilet-paper actually starts looking like a legitimate strategy.
Some of it is also for bartering.
I forgot to shift the decimal point over.
It's actually two hundred and fifty thousand rolls.
Enough to cause a localized shortage
Now just add laxative to drinking water.
30 metric tons of toilet-paper for 40 tanks
Apparently TP is only $850/ton if you buy in bulk.
Here, we see a herd of marines in their natural habitat stowed away in some random stowage-section aboard some random Chinese freighter unbeknownst to the crew.
Cue somali pirate boarding
Chinese crew evacuates to their safe-space.
Encounters wild herd of US Marines just chillaxing rent-free in their safe-room.
This is the blursed way of preventing piracy.