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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Oh god! That tune survived the space age?! How?! WHY?!

The Holy Crusades of 2753-2897 drove the Countdownians to the brink of extinction, but they managed to hide themselves in cryogenic vaults and re-emerged centuries later to once more force people to make words out of nine random letters.
Mostly because I want to keep her frowny face frowning.

I'm not sure that plan will work too well. After all the team doesn't look like any of them know much about cybernetic repairs and they'll most likely put her frowny face on upside down when they piece her back together, and then she'll just be smiling all the time.
"Pilot, your ship has a 67% chance of catastrophic failure before leaving the operation zone if you have not disengaged connection to the Star and made an optimal exit trajectory in the next...27 seconds. You know this. You should disengage."

"Don't worry, I'm already playing the Countdown theme over here. Can't just dump the boarding party and run without at least giving them a chance to get the job done, otherwise I'll be toasted by the Admiralty rather than some useless chunk of rock." Felix replied back testily, his hands hovering over the control panel ready to break free the instant he got the all clear, or when the clock ran out.

The light pattering sound on the shuttle's hull almost reminded him of the rainstorm back at home, except those storms couldn't suddenly change into a maelstrom of deadly metal fragments at a moment's notice. He should've been gone well before the storm reached them, and unless he broke away soon he'd never make it clear in time.
And Hundred is still stuck outside in the rain. She is going to be a might bit perturbed by the time she gets inside soaked and seething.
Prepare yourselves. A storm is coming.

Luckily for her Hundred managed to get the docking bay doors open two meters before they froze up. Now she'll just need to figure out a way to get out of the docking bay and meet up with the rest of the party, and that'll probably mean trying to reseal the doors so that pressure can be equalised.

Recently she's been working on a power suit system which can project targeting lasers to direct a set of minidrone helpers.

And don't worry, she never runs out of batteries! >D
NameCyprian Sigmund

Just did a quick search for 'lean faced male long white hair blue eyes' and this is what I found:


And another guy on the team... If you'd have said you wanted a civilian doctor along for the ride Saf could've given her wife Yolanda a call. I'm sure she'd have loved to ride shotgun for this little joyride. She's a PhD in Computer Sciences specializing in theoretical AI modelling, which is a coincidence since she paid her way through college as a 'model', which is how she first met Saf.

Recently she's been working on a power suit system which can project targeting lasers to direct a set of minidrone helpers. While the system's primarily built to help in construction projects, I'm sure she could fit scanners and weapons systems to the drones and have them here by tomorrow morning.

I like the Psych eval. Might make one for Seth, since military have to undertake psych evals routinely, especially those in federal units or top-secret ops *ahem*. Plus, it'd be fun to have a 3rd person perspective on Seth before IC starts. Plus, I'm assuming, since this is special ops, that each member receives dossiers of their teammates(?)

Saf had to undertake the evaluation due to her recent court martial. Luckily the psychiatrist had a soft spot for her and managed to get her assigned to SABRE rather than discharged.
Does that include shipping as well?

Only if you're willing to pay for the coach fare, otherwise it's an extra two weeks and no guarantee on quality of goods on delivery.
I took care of the scanning thingo.

And results are in, not that there's much to look at right now. Perhaps the explosive decompression caused by someone ripping off the door damaged whatever was left in the chamber?

Don't murderize him too much. Simon can't save corpses. Farvis could, probably.

Why bother with a full corpse, just save a finger or toe and Farvis will have a cloned body ready in six to eight weeks.
@DJAtomika "System, full environment scan. Optics, visual scan, identify key facilities."

The initial scan results were, without a doubt, less than ideal. The plating around the airlock chamber was heavy enough to block a wider ranged scan but inside the compartment there was a distinct lack of anything. Apart from a few slight biological traces, which were quickly dying off due to the exposure to vacuum, the room seemed as though it had been thoroughly cleared out well before the party had arrived. Most likely by the Lone Star's original crew.

As the beam played over the walls it quickly noted over a dozen storage lockers lining each of the airlock's walls. All apart from one hung open, their contents missing, presumably also removed purposefully many years before. The remaining locker seemed to have been sealed, the edges of its frame melted and blistered.

The only other entrance from the chamber was another airlock hatch set into the opposite wall from the external one through which the party were now beginning to board. The scan showed the door had been mechanically locked down, heavy bars within the walls clamping it closed to prevent any loss of atmosphere due to the detected hull breach. With a beep the scanner lit up a panel beside the hatch which seemed to be some sort of manual override, but overriding what the scanner couldn't tell.



With the shuttle now secured to the larger vessel Felix's job had become a whole lot easier, but with the short-range scanner now pinging with an alarming regularity as new asteroid fragments were showing up in close proximity he didn't have time to relax. Thumbing open the external commlink he raised as many of his passengers as he could, "Hate to break this to you guys but if you don't get a move on I'm gonna have to blow this popsicle stand with or without you."

Almost as if on cue a small pebble tapped against the viewport in front of the pilot, leaving a small but very definite scratch in his otherwise unspoilt panorama. "And I mean like right now!"
Just out of curiosity, why did Marian need a note from the High Lord Inquisitor when as a Lord Inquisitor herself she could've just given the order under her own authority by flashing her Inquisitorial rosette or electro-tattoo?
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