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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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@Midori You automatically assume it's T'Lora? Could be any blue alien currently visiting our glorious mudball and overindulging in the local beverages. :)
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As the cry went up Kis dropped her plate, glazing mournfully at the half-eaten rabbit leg which had been roasted to perfection only to be dropped in the dirt. Drawing her blades from their sheathes she stepped back out of the light of the campfire, closing her eyes tightly as she moved off between the trees, her other senses sharp in the woodlands.

After a couple of minutes her eyes snapped open, her night vision restored as she began to make her way around the farmlands, looking to out-flank the bandits. She could hear the sounds of fighting coming from the camp, but most of the noise seemed to be coming from the young, inexperienced members of the party who were screaming for orders and demanding to know what was happening in the darkness which surrounded them.

Shaking her head with derision Kis made use of the distraction to quickly scale one of the largest trees in her vicinity and glanced out across the ground, looking for signs of the intruders.
*draws a pistol, checks a round is loaded*
@The Whacko Similar situation with my own character. As a Raptor he's technically not associated with any Legion anymore. I just liked the backstory of the VIIIth Legion being comprised of conscripted prisons and used that to make him the worst of the worst.

Not so much corrupted by Chaos, as so much claimed by them as a kindred spirit. >D
Posting in the IC seemed to have almost died out after I last posted.

Come on people, don't be that intimidated by Hundred. She doesn't bite any harder than the rest of the space monsters aboard this hulk.


Who said anything about there being monsters on the hulk? That thing in the locker was just the chief engineer's pet, Mr Cutty. :D
"...and runs into a blue alien throwing up on the doorstep..."
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Adamar's a dick.

I think I've found out what Adamar used to do back before he died... [LINK]
I'm not too comfortable without another unbelieving Night Lord to accompany Sorthraal.


If the worst comes to the worst and we don't find any more supplicants to the Dark Powers you could always write in an NPC to accompany you.

I'm planning on having Crixus dragging around his pet, a broken, half-naked harlequin, who'll he'll be able to torment whenever we're waiting for fresh posts (she's one of the 'trophies' listed on his CS.)
@agentmanatee Honestly it's a fine title, befitting of such a devout follower of Slaanesh. There is great honor in service to the gods

Even in the way Crixus does it. >D

@SillyGoy Behind his back, the others will not utter his name, saying "The Perverse One" instead of his proper appellation. Yeah, it sounds good!

Actually, behind his back the rest of the Legion tend to refer to him as 'C@*tf&%#$r', but when they're trying to be polite then they say 'The Perverse One'. :)
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