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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Posted. If that doesn't cause any tension within the team, I don't know what will.

Do you really want to be causing tension when you have Condor sitting in the back with two guns? I mean Kheshig's probably safe for now since he's driving, but I'd be getting worried for Birdseed's safety right now.
@Dragonite777 How in favour would you be of Patch trying to solo the infiltration rather than waiting on Fox? He might not have the stealth skills that Fox has, but his athletics should allow him to get up on the roof and get in through the window.

He'll have to head back to the car to fetch the explosives, leaving Owl to start the distraction part of the plan without him.
@Pripovednik "Keeper, your coin."

Geoff nodded his thanks to the surprisingly honest customer, before turning his glare on the young quartering who was already scurrying off across the room, trying to overcharge a customer for a glass off low-quality wine. Again.

He'd warned the girl before of trying such tricks while he was around, but for some reason the rapscallion kept at it. It was almost as if she enjoyed the gruff old warmage sparking her backside raw every time he caught her, and Geoff began to wonder what other ways he could use to discipline the wayward wench instead. A riding crop perhaps..?

@Gareth

"You're to take three coppers for that wine, my lass, and not a penny more," the barman called across the room, watching carefully as the girl tried to snatch a silver from their guest before he noticed his mistake.

"I'm sorry about that confusion, my love," Hilda said to Clark with a mischievous grin and tossed seven coppers down onto the table as change, leaning in close to his ear as she did, "Perhaps you'd like to meet me in the barn a little later, and we can discuss how apologetic I am in a more... intimate setting..." leaving the offer hanging in the air Hilda quickly turned away from the table, and sticking her tongue out at the old barman rudely went about her duties clearing away the empties mugs, glasses tankards and bucket.
Two Grunts walk into a bar and find Virginia waiting for them... Let's just skip over the grisly details and say the bar isn't there anymore.
... and the goblin's own blade held to his would-be assailant's throat ...
Elf guard #2: "put the gun down!"

Gun? What gun? Did Chuck arrive with a gun! :D
How many Jedi does it take to change a lightbulb?
@Saarebas I dunno, a red-streaking death machine? Doesn't sound that too far off from Paxton himself.
@McHaggis Nugs are common enough to catch anywhere in the wild, although not quite as good as a Red Lion in combat. Unless we need something as ammo for a catapult. XD
@Saarebas Possibly... We have just come from there so if you can write up a convincing battle report for just how you managed to track, trap and tame the beast I might let you have one for a pet. :)
We're possibly heading to the jungles of Rivain on this adventure, perhaps you could catch a pet puma to help hunt mabari?
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