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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 5/10
15 / 3(10) / 7


Smiling to herself as the musical maestro taught the little upstart a few lessons about real music Bumblebee guided her flightpath carefully as she plunged down out of the sky at full power, her engines burning hard as she slammed into Discord with all the power she could coax from her high-tech power pack. For a moment BUmblebee felt a little dizzy from the impact, but quickly recovering she swooped back up into the sky, keeping herself well clear of any retribution which may have been coming her way,


Bumblebee is currently Levitating! -1 Energy, +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence

Action: Nosedive attack at Discord.

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 5/10
15 / 2(10) / 7


Seeing the rocker stumbling, and her friend incapacitated as she rolled about in the stage looking for fish to eat, Bumblebee lined herself up with the shocked enemy and fired up her afterburners. Hopefully a direct assault would be a little more effective than the gun bursts the dancing diva had managed to so skillfully avoid.


Recover +2 Energy

Bumblebee is currently Levitating! -1 Energy, +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence

Action: Afterburners!; -4 Energy - Bumblebee is now Mach 1! (Next attack uses combined Attack and Defence)

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 5/10
15 / 3(10) / 7


Swooping high into the air Bumblebee tried to get a little height, keeping clear of the sound waves being emitted from the stage and taking aim on the devilish performing divas. Following the geomancer's advice she fired a flurry of electrically charged bolts down at the guitar wielding deviant, trying to see if she could shock some sense into the girl.


Bumblebee is currently Levitating! -1 Energy, +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence

Action: Sting Like A Bee! at Discord: -4 Energy; Attacks and causes Shocked - reduce target's Defence by 1/3 (rounded down) for three turns.
As he pinned one of the beasts to the ground Martin managed to get a good look into its eyes and saw the swirling redness staring back at him. ""Blood Magic!" He called out, warning the rest of the party. ""There's a blood mage nearby controlling these things. Possibly more than one!"

Lifting his blade high Martin brought the pommel down hard on the side of the wolf's head, knocking the helpless animal unconscious. He could've killed it easily, but somehow the idea of murdering the innocent hunter just for being unlucky enough to be used as someone's puppet made even the battle-hardened warrior uncomfortable. "Try to contain the beasts as best you can, don't hurt them unless you have to," He shouted over to the militia, most of whom had managed not to get themselves killed by the wolves' charge, "The rest of you head into the forest and try and find the maleficar."

Turning back to the party Martin gestured for the mages to huddle closer. ""I need you all to concentrate on locating the blood mage, by whatever means necessary. If they're just raiders then that's something we can deal with, but if this is some sort of directed attack trying to hit us specifically then we need to know who's after us. That means I want at least one of them still mostly alive when you're done with them, or at least in a state where we can question them."
I filed an ABH report against @Fallenreaper for the vicious poke, which left me with a severe limp and whiplash. Expect a call from my attorney Saul shortly.
Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 9/10
15 / 4 / 7

Spinning around in confusion Bumblebee tried to get her bearings. One moment she'd been high in the air shooting down at the attacking dog and the next she was down next to it, her fists pummeling its dead body. Unless something was seriously wrong with her something strange had happened to reality in the last few seconds, and the aviatrix preferred to think the latter was true.

With a quick spin she launched herself high into the air once more, swooping and looping through the air to get herself clear from the blood and gore once more before bringing her guns around to target the other animal, hopefully covering Phantom's crippled escape.



Recover +1 Energy

Bumblebee is Levitating! -1 Energy

Attack: Doberman A
I'd love to hear more about the girls I'm beating up. :)

Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Energy: 5/10
20 / 3(10) / 7


"I'm on it!" Bumblebee called out, before the demon boy had a chance to answer. Swooping down into the main hall and she blasted along the lower hallway, grabbing Heretic under his arms, lifting her colleague into the air. Depositing him safely on the upper hallway landing, Bumblebee turned to give him a quick, respectful salute before shooting off again.

Hovering over the main hall Bumblebee reached back and tweaked a few dials on the fuel intermix manifold of her jetback, and smiled as the engine's whining thrusters began to purr far more efficiently. With the added boost in place she spun in the air, feeling relaxed and rejuvenated by the air rushing around her.



Recover +1 Energy

Bumblebee is currently Levitating! -1 Energy, +4 Defence
Bumblebee is currently Armoured! +3 Defence

Level Up!
  • Bumblebee gains the Improved Fuel Mix trait
  • Bumblebee loses the Up, Up and Away! ability
  • Bumblebee gains the Agile Flyer trait
  • Bumblebee gains +5 Health
  • Bumblebee gains +1 Defence
  • Bumblebee gains +1 Attack

Action: Recuperate - Bumblebee regains all Energy
"...These girls use sound so I say three of us, Me, Rocksmith, and Bumblebee go up first with the cops masks on and flash bang them when we get up there...."

Wouldn't it be better to send Bumblebee, Rocksmith and Sigma up first with the Gas Masks, since they'd also be immune to any provocative music which the Gungirls might be playing?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Yo Momma's so fat, when people make jokes about her... they immediately have to apologise profusely, since her condition is obviously a medical problem which must cause her no end of grief.
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