Catharyn said
That last part literally made me choke up a cup of tea, i was laughing so much harder than i should have been.
I laughed while imagining it. For some reason I also pictured him with sunglasses on too.
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I laughed while imagining it. For some reason I also pictured him with sunglasses on too.
Oh crap. Welcome back End, and congrats on getting a new computer!
That sounds like a snazzy time piece. I tried looking up what it looks like but kept getting pics of the actual sphinx. I imagine it to be an ancient Egyptian artifact of enchantment that transports you back in time to assume the role of Cleopatra. Or just the face of the sphinx with its cracked nose and little hands twirling around its face like a crazy mustache.
Still here! Just waiting patiently for a post response from anyone in my group. :D
Cookies. I want.
I should have a Dr. Ayah post up sometime tomorrow!
I should have a Dr. Ayah post up sometime tomorrow!
Sorry it took long!
The multi-verse traveling boy wonder, Kid Kiyohide, quietly observes Agar Mythos from his sub-orbital chair in the sky. Within the underbelly of his beloved Robonaut – currently operating in satellite mode - the young, but seasoned dimensionaut, is unflinchingly tense. Dozens of holo-screens float above the dash of his piloting instruments, cluttering the small area with endless streams of detailed information. He scours through 3D maps of explored territories, zooming through every key landmark, checkpoint, and city portal visited over the past year. No luck. He desperately sorts through every NPC and Champion invoice, hoping to find even the smallest of clues that could aid him in his search. Nothing. The Dimensionaut even swallowed his pride to consult with his companion dog, M’Larky, whose specialized bark-to-voice translator simply encoded things like: “Dunno!” and “Stop asking things!” and Robonaut’s personal favorite: “Let go of ears! I can hear you just fine!”
“Do you give up?” Robonaut’s lifeless tone invaded the piloting chamber without warning. The reverberation from the bass of his voice was so blaringly strong, that it nearly sent Kid flailing off of his seat.
“Agh!” The young Dimensionaut let out an irritated growl, throwing up his hands in frustration. “I give up. Where the heck is it?”
The array of holographic windows in front of Kid suddenly winked into obscurity. “Recalibrating lenses...” Robonaut said, course adjusting his satellite sensors toward a fixed geographical position. “Here.”
A large, rectangular window popped into view and began zooming further and further into the earth until it displayed an overhead shot of a busy-bee marketplace. Kid’s eyes widened as he recognized a particular establishment amongst the sea of bright and colorful stores and restaurants. “Yeah! There it is!” He pointed with a wide, mischievous smile. “That’s where they sell those Dye Drinks! Geez, we’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for them!”
“Incorrect statement: You have been looking EVERYWHERE for said items.” Robonaut made the automaton equivalent of a sigh by puffing out cycled air from the piloting room’s ventilation shaft. “If you’re planning on traveling to the desired location, you should also accept the ‘You Don’t Know Me’ quest on the Mission Board while you’re at it. It is within exact proximity.”
“Is it a fun mission?” Kid asked with half as much enthusiasm expressed for skin-changing milkshake beverages.
“Your definition of the word fun does not coincide with the regular meaning of the word. It is, however, a ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ based quest, the typ-”
“We’ll take it!” Kid exclaimed, motioning toward the door.
“Will you be taking M’Lar-?” Robonaut asked.
“Shhh!!!” Kid madly gestured with his hands for Robonaut to keep quiet, but it was already too late. Echoing from the ventilation shafts came the sound of a slightly perky and mechanical voice with a heavy eastern European accent. “What? Who calls me? God, is that you?”
Kid anxiously looks up at the small camera positioned in the corner of the room. “No, Robonaut.I’m not taking him! I nearly died last time because he ate the flair banner of a powerful champion guild!”
(“Where talking? Kid? Kid there?”)
In a much softer tone and volume, Robonaut replied: “Biometrics indicate that he will become anxious due to limited crawl space. I cannot have him urinating near my hard lines again. We nearly crashed into that Academy sim school-“
“Then teleport him to a dungeon crawl!” Kid insisted, “I don’t know if I can handle another outing with him, Robonaut! Just get me there now, alone!”
The room’s single door automatically slid open. “Oh..hai! Someone say ‘a bone?’”
M’Larkey teleported alongside his Dimensionaut companion as they both arrived just outside Puelle Café in Rekre Mall.
“What kind of Dye Drink you get? I want one that give reptile skin” M’Larkey’s voice box translator immediately spouted. The Shiba inu’s tongue jostled about as he panted in excitement. Its face shone an expression of intense happiness, which seemed out of place when wrapped within a mechanical frame suit that looked incredibly uncomfortable. Kid, who had anticipated this moment for a long time, was now deflated. He suddenly became more interested in the new mission he just accepted. “Dead or Alive” flashed into his head and he half-jokingly hoped the target was M’Larkey. Kid imagined the dog running in terror while getting shot at by Robonaut’s satellite cannon. Kid smiled.
"Let's figure out what the mission is first."
Kid and M'Larky casually walked into the establishment, nearly bumping into an odd looking lizard man in the process. Kid thought back to the message received from Zade before they teleported off Robonaut, but couldn't recall any further instructions now that he was here. So, he waltzed about like a lost puppy, along with an equally - if not more - lost puppy, scampering over to each table, until they reached a group of three champion girls.
“Hi. Are you all here for the mission too? My name is Kid Kiyohide. But, if you're not here for a mission...my name is still Kid Kiyohide!” His boyish smile was carefree and exuberant.
"Oh hai! I'm M'Larky! Call me M'Larky!" The shiba inu blurted out, matching the same enthusiasm as his counterpart. "Kid, why flirt with girlies? Thought you want skin change shakes? Wait. Oh...mission. Hai! Are you mission?"
Kid Kiyohide brought a palm to shield his face and quietly sighed.
“Do you give up?” Robonaut’s lifeless tone invaded the piloting chamber without warning. The reverberation from the bass of his voice was so blaringly strong, that it nearly sent Kid flailing off of his seat.
“Agh!” The young Dimensionaut let out an irritated growl, throwing up his hands in frustration. “I give up. Where the heck is it?”
The array of holographic windows in front of Kid suddenly winked into obscurity. “Recalibrating lenses...” Robonaut said, course adjusting his satellite sensors toward a fixed geographical position. “Here.”
A large, rectangular window popped into view and began zooming further and further into the earth until it displayed an overhead shot of a busy-bee marketplace. Kid’s eyes widened as he recognized a particular establishment amongst the sea of bright and colorful stores and restaurants. “Yeah! There it is!” He pointed with a wide, mischievous smile. “That’s where they sell those Dye Drinks! Geez, we’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for them!”
“Incorrect statement: You have been looking EVERYWHERE for said items.” Robonaut made the automaton equivalent of a sigh by puffing out cycled air from the piloting room’s ventilation shaft. “If you’re planning on traveling to the desired location, you should also accept the ‘You Don’t Know Me’ quest on the Mission Board while you’re at it. It is within exact proximity.”
“Is it a fun mission?” Kid asked with half as much enthusiasm expressed for skin-changing milkshake beverages.
“Your definition of the word fun does not coincide with the regular meaning of the word. It is, however, a ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ based quest, the typ-”
“We’ll take it!” Kid exclaimed, motioning toward the door.
“Will you be taking M’Lar-?” Robonaut asked.
“Shhh!!!” Kid madly gestured with his hands for Robonaut to keep quiet, but it was already too late. Echoing from the ventilation shafts came the sound of a slightly perky and mechanical voice with a heavy eastern European accent. “What? Who calls me? God, is that you?”
Kid anxiously looks up at the small camera positioned in the corner of the room. “No, Robonaut.I’m not taking him! I nearly died last time because he ate the flair banner of a powerful champion guild!”
(“Where talking? Kid? Kid there?”)
In a much softer tone and volume, Robonaut replied: “Biometrics indicate that he will become anxious due to limited crawl space. I cannot have him urinating near my hard lines again. We nearly crashed into that Academy sim school-“
“Then teleport him to a dungeon crawl!” Kid insisted, “I don’t know if I can handle another outing with him, Robonaut! Just get me there now, alone!”
The room’s single door automatically slid open. “Oh..hai! Someone say ‘a bone?’”
M’Larkey teleported alongside his Dimensionaut companion as they both arrived just outside Puelle Café in Rekre Mall.
“What kind of Dye Drink you get? I want one that give reptile skin” M’Larkey’s voice box translator immediately spouted. The Shiba inu’s tongue jostled about as he panted in excitement. Its face shone an expression of intense happiness, which seemed out of place when wrapped within a mechanical frame suit that looked incredibly uncomfortable. Kid, who had anticipated this moment for a long time, was now deflated. He suddenly became more interested in the new mission he just accepted. “Dead or Alive” flashed into his head and he half-jokingly hoped the target was M’Larkey. Kid imagined the dog running in terror while getting shot at by Robonaut’s satellite cannon. Kid smiled.
"Let's figure out what the mission is first."
Kid and M'Larky casually walked into the establishment, nearly bumping into an odd looking lizard man in the process. Kid thought back to the message received from Zade before they teleported off Robonaut, but couldn't recall any further instructions now that he was here. So, he waltzed about like a lost puppy, along with an equally - if not more - lost puppy, scampering over to each table, until they reached a group of three champion girls.
“Hi. Are you all here for the mission too? My name is Kid Kiyohide. But, if you're not here for a mission...my name is still Kid Kiyohide!” His boyish smile was carefree and exuberant.
"Oh hai! I'm M'Larky! Call me M'Larky!" The shiba inu blurted out, matching the same enthusiasm as his counterpart. "Kid, why flirt with girlies? Thought you want skin change shakes? Wait. Oh...mission. Hai! Are you mission?"
Kid Kiyohide brought a palm to shield his face and quietly sighed.
OldManWong said
Nice, I like the idea of Kid, congrats on getting into the RP!
Thanks! Looking forward to having Kid meet up with everyone down the line. Would be interesting with Beringer, since they have a common ground in that they both don't know much about their origin stories. Though Kid will probably end up suffering the consequences of a deathmatch because M'larky ended up annoying the boredom out of Beringer lol.
Anderiel said
+1000 Anders points for Doge
wow much points such nice! (no he won't talk like that maybe I don't know haven't figured it out yet probably).
Nem said
Three women, one kid...NBC, here I come.
All we need is a nifty opening theme song!
ERode said
Clearly the most badass and poplar and kawaii and sugoi and oishii and omoshiroi champ evar.
Hey everyone! Thanks again Asuras for letting me join in on the fun. Looks like Kid will be joining Marian, Ki, and Mai in the YDKM mission to even things out. Here's Kid's bio. Already copied it over to the archive.
(童清英) Kid Kiyohide!
...Dimensionaut Extraordinaire!
Age: One week into his 1st year
Personality:
Kid Kiyohide is programmed to act like an innocent boy who ventures off into the world of Agar Mythos with child-like wonder. In actuality, the adolescent undertones almost always present in his manner of speech, elude to the fact that he is far more capable than he makes himself out to be. Kid Kiyohide is fully aware of the affect this persona has over people and A.I., and tries his best to maintain his role as the character he was designed to be.
However, the self-awareness algorithms of his artificial processors are beginning to factor in personal equations of self and identity. He is beginning to feel torn between who he is, and what he is programmed to be, causing an internal rift within his psyche.
Origin Myth:
Kid Kiyohide is the result of a passion project envisioned by a small village community in To-shima, south of Tokyo, Japan. His likeness is modeled after a terminally ill child named Taji, who was an avid gamer, and overall inspiration to those who had the pleasure of knowing him. To commemorate the loss of Taji, several friends and family members worked together to create a Champion A.I. in his honor. Kid Kiyohide himself is a product of Taji's creativity as a graphic animator. Several months before his inevitable passing, Taji had released a series of animated clips on his blog starring a dimensonaut simply named Kid, who explored the multi-verse with his trusty dog, M'Larky, in a spaceship that can transform into a fighting automaton named Robonaut. Taji never wrote an origin story for Kid, so, out of respect, those involved in the Champion A.I. project left that piece of information as a mystery.
Powers/Skills/Abilities
Portal Jump: While Robonaut is in Satellite Mode, Kid has access to its THC (Teleportational Hyperdrive Core) and can open up a series of dimensional portals, allowing him to teleport to and from any location at will -- within a limited radius of course.
Equipment
Sword Beam: A retractable energy sword.
Shield belt: The utility belt fastened around his waist can emit a shield that can withstand a great deal of punishment. Its only problem is that there is limited air supply while encapsulated within the energy bubble, and he cannot fire any of his ray guns, or attack with his Sword Beam, unless the shield is deactivated.
Jump Boots: The stylish, chrome-accented moon boots on Kid's feet have small energy boosters at the soles, giving him the ability to reach high places by double jumping forward. Initiating the energy thrusters from a bad drop can also cushion his landing.
Age: One week into his 1st year
Personality:
Kid Kiyohide is programmed to act like an innocent boy who ventures off into the world of Agar Mythos with child-like wonder. In actuality, the adolescent undertones almost always present in his manner of speech, elude to the fact that he is far more capable than he makes himself out to be. Kid Kiyohide is fully aware of the affect this persona has over people and A.I., and tries his best to maintain his role as the character he was designed to be.
However, the self-awareness algorithms of his artificial processors are beginning to factor in personal equations of self and identity. He is beginning to feel torn between who he is, and what he is programmed to be, causing an internal rift within his psyche.
Origin Myth:
Kid Kiyohide is the result of a passion project envisioned by a small village community in To-shima, south of Tokyo, Japan. His likeness is modeled after a terminally ill child named Taji, who was an avid gamer, and overall inspiration to those who had the pleasure of knowing him. To commemorate the loss of Taji, several friends and family members worked together to create a Champion A.I. in his honor. Kid Kiyohide himself is a product of Taji's creativity as a graphic animator. Several months before his inevitable passing, Taji had released a series of animated clips on his blog starring a dimensonaut simply named Kid, who explored the multi-verse with his trusty dog, M'Larky, in a spaceship that can transform into a fighting automaton named Robonaut. Taji never wrote an origin story for Kid, so, out of respect, those involved in the Champion A.I. project left that piece of information as a mystery.
Powers/Skills/Abilities
Portal Jump: While Robonaut is in Satellite Mode, Kid has access to its THC (Teleportational Hyperdrive Core) and can open up a series of dimensional portals, allowing him to teleport to and from any location at will -- within a limited radius of course.
Equipment
Sword Beam: A retractable energy sword.
Shield belt: The utility belt fastened around his waist can emit a shield that can withstand a great deal of punishment. Its only problem is that there is limited air supply while encapsulated within the energy bubble, and he cannot fire any of his ray guns, or attack with his Sword Beam, unless the shield is deactivated.
Jump Boots: The stylish, chrome-accented moon boots on Kid's feet have small energy boosters at the soles, giving him the ability to reach high places by double jumping forward. Initiating the energy thrusters from a bad drop can also cushion his landing.
Age: One week into his 1st year
Personality:
Kid Kiyohide is programmed to act like an innocent boy who ventures off into the world of Agar Mythos with child-like wonder. In actuality, the adolescent undertones almost always present in his manner of speech, elude to the fact that he is far more capable than he makes himself out to be. Kid Kiyohide is fully aware of the affect this persona has over people and A.I., and tries his best to maintain his role as the character he was designed to be.
However, the self-awareness algorithms of his artificial processors are beginning to factor in personal equations of self and identity. He is beginning to feel torn between who he is, and what he is programmed to be, causing an internal rift within his psyche.
Origin Myth:
Kid Kiyohide is the result of a passion project envisioned by a small village community in To-shima, south of Tokyo, Japan. His likeness is modeled after a terminally ill child named Taji, who was an avid gamer, and overall inspiration to those who had the pleasure of knowing him. To commemorate the loss of Taji, several friends and family members worked together to create a Champion A.I. in his honor. Kid Kiyohide himself is a product of Taji's creativity as a graphic animator. Several months before his inevitable passing, Taji had released a series of animated clips on his blog starring a dimensonaut simply named Kid, who explored the multi-verse with his trusty dog, M'Larky, in a spaceship that can transform into a fighting automaton named Robonaut. Taji never wrote an origin story for Kid, so, out of respect, those involved in the Champion A.I. project left that piece of information as a mystery.
Powers/Skills/Abilities
Portal Jump: While Robonaut is in Satellite Mode, Kid has access to its THC (Teleportational Hyperdrive Core) and can open up a series of dimensional portals, allowing him to teleport to and from any location at will -- within a limited radius of course.
Equipment
Sword Beam: A retractable energy sword.
Shield belt: The utility belt fastened around his waist can emit a shield that can withstand a great deal of punishment. Its only problem is that there is limited air supply while encapsulated within the energy bubble, and he cannot fire any of his ray guns, or attack with his Sword Beam, unless the shield is deactivated.
Jump Boots: The stylish, chrome-accented moon boots on Kid's feet have small energy boosters at the soles, giving him the ability to reach high places by double jumping forward. Initiating the energy thrusters from a bad drop can also cushion his landing.
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