Hello. This roleplay seems interesting. Is it still going though? And can I make an "enhanced individual" who fights for the Axis?
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@BingTheWing Well, I followed your advise and added an article in the Advanced Interest Checks.
CANON CHARACTER - open
Image (if available):
Name: Shitstorm
Sex: Male
Age: 70+
Race: Human
Appearance description: White hair, short, long beard
Relationships: Best friends with Riddik, member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, hates Super Grandpa, over time grows to like Arthur
Bio/Description: The oldest member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, he seems to know a little bit about everything and everyone. He often questions if Super Grandpa is telling the truth, and if Born really has visions. He is a septic, not believing in anything until he has fundamental reason to do so. Even though he hates Super Grandpa, he calls him his friend. Also, he believes that everyone in the Gang, including himself, is an idiot.
From dialogue between Arthur and Shitstorm:
Arthur: "Hmmmm?"
Shitstorm: "Hello. I'm a friend of Super Grandpa"
Arthur" Er... And I'm not."
Shitstorm: "Oh really? Nice to meet a sane person"
From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Elizabeth:
Elizabeth: "Stop trying attacking my, or I will kill you. Or your brain is so limited you don't understand it?
Shitstorm: "Maybe. But the limitedness of our brains is compensated by the unlimitedness of our numbers. To make it short,
there is more of us then the amount of your arrows, and we WILL beat you up."
From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Super Grandpa:
Super Grandpa: "And on that gold, like on Desdemona lies Mavr, lies an unextinct cunning Dinosaur!"
Shitstorm: "What an idiot!"
Super Grandpa: "Hey, who are you calling an idiot?"
Shitstorm: "Dragons do not exist."
Super Grandpa: "Well technically he's not a dragon. He's a thermonuclear dinosaur."
Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs do not exist."
Super Grandpa: "Interesting, what did Darwin evolve from, and the rest of our hairy ancestors?"
Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs are extinct."
Super Grandpa: "Dinosaurs are immortal! My Grandfather told me that!"
Shitstorm: "Your Grandfather went extinct before the dinosaurs."
Super Grandpa: "And our dinosaur was revived - he regenerated. Like this, I'm the first one who discovered this scientific fact."
Shitstorm: "Now he is revived..."
Super Grandpa: "NOBEL PRIZE TO ME! NOBEL PRIZE FOR THE GREAT DISCOVERY IN BIOLOGICAL CHEMISTRY AND THERMONUCLEAR DINOSAURIA! NOBEL
PRIZE FOR SUPER GRANDPA!!!"
Shitstorm: "Well, everyone heard him? Still believe in his tales about gold and dragons?"
Image (if available):
Name: Shitstorm
Sex: Male
Age: 70+
Race: Human
Appearance description: White hair, short, long beard
Relationships: Best friends with Riddik, member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, hates Super Grandpa, over time grows to like Arthur
Bio/Description: The oldest member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, he seems to know a little bit about everything and everyone. He often questions if Super Grandpa is telling the truth, and if Born really has visions. He is a septic, not believing in anything until he has fundamental reason to do so. Even though he hates Super Grandpa, he calls him his friend. Also, he believes that everyone in the Gang, including himself, is an idiot.
From dialogue between Arthur and Shitstorm:
Arthur: "Hmmmm?"
Shitstorm: "Hello. I'm a friend of Super Grandpa"
Arthur" Er... And I'm not."
Shitstorm: "Oh really? Nice to meet a sane person"
From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Elizabeth:
Elizabeth: "Stop trying attacking my, or I will kill you. Or your brain is so limited you don't understand it?
Shitstorm: "Maybe. But the limitedness of our brains is compensated by the unlimitedness of our numbers. To make it short,
there is more of us then the amount of your arrows, and we WILL beat you up."
From the dialogue between Shitstorm and Super Grandpa:
Super Grandpa: "And on that gold, like on Desdemona lies Mavr, lies an unextinct cunning Dinosaur!"
Shitstorm: "What an idiot!"
Super Grandpa: "Hey, who are you calling an idiot?"
Shitstorm: "Dragons do not exist."
Super Grandpa: "Well technically he's not a dragon. He's a thermonuclear dinosaur."
Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs do not exist."
Super Grandpa: "Interesting, what did Darwin evolve from, and the rest of our hairy ancestors?"
Shitstorm: "Dinosaurs are extinct."
Super Grandpa: "Dinosaurs are immortal! My Grandfather told me that!"
Shitstorm: "Your Grandfather went extinct before the dinosaurs."
Super Grandpa: "And our dinosaur was revived - he regenerated. Like this, I'm the first one who discovered this scientific fact."
Shitstorm: "Now he is revived..."
Super Grandpa: "NOBEL PRIZE TO ME! NOBEL PRIZE FOR THE GREAT DISCOVERY IN BIOLOGICAL CHEMISTRY AND THERMONUCLEAR DINOSAURIA! NOBEL
PRIZE FOR SUPER GRANDPA!!!"
Shitstorm: "Well, everyone heard him? Still believe in his tales about gold and dragons?"
CANON CHARACTER - open
Image (if available):
Name: Riddik / Mailman Pechkin
Sex: Male
Age: 40+
Race: Human
Appearance description: Huge bald spot, short height, wide and menacing
Relationships: Best friends with Shitstorm, Member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, friends with Born, neutral relations with Super Grandpa, mildly dislikes Arthur
Bio/Description: From the dialogue between Riddik and Arthur:
Riddik: "Huh, why did you let me in, weakling? What if I'm a maniac?"
Arthur: "WHAT IF? So after all there is a hope that you're not a maniac, yes? See, I've let you in because your bald head has
a tattoo... That says I'll smash out the door with my head, and it... is rather believable...
Riddik: "Worry not, I use my head only to think genius ideas"
From the dialogue between Riddik and Shitstorm:
Shitshtorm: "Oh! Pechkin! Why are you so angry? And inadequate?
Riddik: "Huh, that's because I don't have a bicycle! And now that the scooter is also stolen, I can even start killing!"
Shitstorm: "Someone has again written wash me on your bald head, did you notice?
From the talk between Riddik, Super Grandpa and Hairy Witch
Super Grandpa: "... Well, one more is being late."
Riddik: "And I, for instance, am never late. I even had a Well Done note tattooed on my bald head when I was in
school, for excellent attendance."
Hairy Witch: "Not in school but in prison, and not a Well Done note but an escape plan. Yesterday we used it to
escape from the top security prison."
To summarize, Pechkin / Riddik loves being mean and intimidating, but still, deep inside, he is a very soft and nice person.
Image (if available):
Name: Riddik / Mailman Pechkin
Sex: Male
Age: 40+
Race: Human
Appearance description: Huge bald spot, short height, wide and menacing
Relationships: Best friends with Shitstorm, Member of the Bearded Maniac Gang, friends with Born, neutral relations with Super Grandpa, mildly dislikes Arthur
Bio/Description: From the dialogue between Riddik and Arthur:
Riddik: "Huh, why did you let me in, weakling? What if I'm a maniac?"
Arthur: "WHAT IF? So after all there is a hope that you're not a maniac, yes? See, I've let you in because your bald head has
a tattoo... That says I'll smash out the door with my head, and it... is rather believable...
Riddik: "Worry not, I use my head only to think genius ideas"
From the dialogue between Riddik and Shitstorm:
Shitshtorm: "Oh! Pechkin! Why are you so angry? And inadequate?
Riddik: "Huh, that's because I don't have a bicycle! And now that the scooter is also stolen, I can even start killing!"
Shitstorm: "Someone has again written wash me on your bald head, did you notice?
From the talk between Riddik, Super Grandpa and Hairy Witch
Super Grandpa: "... Well, one more is being late."
Riddik: "And I, for instance, am never late. I even had a Well Done note tattooed on my bald head when I was in
school, for excellent attendance."
Hairy Witch: "Not in school but in prison, and not a Well Done note but an escape plan. Yesterday we used it to
escape from the top security prison."
To summarize, Pechkin / Riddik loves being mean and intimidating, but still, deep inside, he is a very soft and nice person.
Hello. I humbly invite you to my roleplay called The Hobbit with the Dragon Tattoo.
It is a roleplay based on a parody universe that is based on the movies (movies, not books!) such as The Hobbit, Avatar, Star Wars, Lord of The Rings and, of course, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The universe has a little bit complicated Lore, a bunch of Canon characters that you can claim, if you want, and, I'm sure, there shall be a lot of fun and, naturally, shits and giggles!
Here is the link - The Hobbit with the Dragon Tatto
Remember, we need to go hell knows where, and find there god knows what. But of that god knows what, hell knows where, is devil knows how much.
It is a roleplay based on a parody universe that is based on the movies (movies, not books!) such as The Hobbit, Avatar, Star Wars, Lord of The Rings and, of course, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The universe has a little bit complicated Lore, a bunch of Canon characters that you can claim, if you want, and, I'm sure, there shall be a lot of fun and, naturally, shits and giggles!
Here is the link - The Hobbit with the Dragon Tatto
Remember, we need to go hell knows where, and find there god knows what. But of that god knows what, hell knows where, is devil knows how much.
CANON CHARACTER - open
Image (if available):
Name: Arthur Dent
Sex: Male
Age: 30+
Race: Human
Appearance description: Somewhat short, curly hair, dog hair on ankles.
Relationships: Hates Super Grandpa, hates Tailed Blue-skinned Aborigines, hates Umpa Loompas, mildly dislikes his neighbors, at first hates but then grows to like The Bearded Maniac Gang, neutral to everyone else.
Bio/Description: From quote by himself: "This is me. I live on Pandora. My name is Arthur, and I'm a hitchhiker. Once I've been hitchhiking across the Galaxies. Here on Pandora I was just in transit, but in the end I got stuck here, so much there's no way of getting out. All of use here on Pandora got isolated from the rest of the universe. Stuck because of the Super Mega Third Intergalactic War." ... "To be honest, it's not so bad here. Somewhere rages a galactic Galactic War, but here rage only the party fireworks. But I don't visit those parties. I love to sit at home, in peace, in quiet, look at... the useless not TV... and take a rest. But unfortunately everything is far from perfect when somewhere near lurks that blasted Eric Super Grandpa with his stupid Super Ideas... And why do I always have to be a part of them?"
From dialogue by Eric and Born:
Born: "And what is his main 'pros'?"
Eric: "He isn't talkative."
Born "And his main 'cons'?"
Eric (hesitating for a moment): ".... Not 'leaky'."
From dialogue by Eric and Arthur:
Eric: ..."And we shall not hesitate to use his talent."
Arthur: "Are you talking about me?!"
Eric: "Well, the Gian is nice, and Arthur is nice, they will become friends, and he will apologize for us. I always said:
the fact that you are so nice and friendly is very good. It will be very useful in life.
Arthur: "Useful to whom? To you? How about I show you my middle finger?"
Eric: "Thanks, but no thanks. Your middle finger is already a leader in the market of "Instant messages of Pandora"
From dialogue by Eric and Arthur:
Arthur: "Go away, beggar."
Eric: "Hey, didn't you recognize your friend? It's me, Super Grandpa!"
Arthur: "That's the problem, I did recognize you!"
...
Arthur: "Well, what's your new idea?"
Eric: "Aha, so you're interested. Well, there is a chance to get off Pandora, and back to Earth."
Arthur: "Wha-? What are you saying? Go on forward and make no turns. Maybe you will fall of the planet's edge... Again
eating those mushrooms, old idiot... What are you going to fly on, a broomstick?"
...
Arthur: "Listen, we still have no spaceship, what are you planning to use to fly to Earth?"
Eric: "Don't worry, I have a plan"
Arthur: "Aha, like 5 years ago with Space Pirates... that raped us and then threw out at the same spot they picked us up?
Eric: "Better."
Arthur: "Aha, like 3 years ago with the asteroid, that you planned to launch to Earth with the power of a nuclear blast... And
we ended up spending a whole month riding on an asteroid, with a nuclear bomb, and praying to Gods that it does not blow up?"
To summarize, Arthur is a "loner", even when he is forced to be / travel in a group. He dislikes almost everyone and likes to criticize others and give sarcastic comments about others.
Image (if available):
Name: Arthur Dent
Sex: Male
Age: 30+
Race: Human
Appearance description: Somewhat short, curly hair, dog hair on ankles.
Relationships: Hates Super Grandpa, hates Tailed Blue-skinned Aborigines, hates Umpa Loompas, mildly dislikes his neighbors, at first hates but then grows to like The Bearded Maniac Gang, neutral to everyone else.
Bio/Description: From quote by himself: "This is me. I live on Pandora. My name is Arthur, and I'm a hitchhiker. Once I've been hitchhiking across the Galaxies. Here on Pandora I was just in transit, but in the end I got stuck here, so much there's no way of getting out. All of use here on Pandora got isolated from the rest of the universe. Stuck because of the Super Mega Third Intergalactic War." ... "To be honest, it's not so bad here. Somewhere rages a galactic Galactic War, but here rage only the party fireworks. But I don't visit those parties. I love to sit at home, in peace, in quiet, look at... the useless not TV... and take a rest. But unfortunately everything is far from perfect when somewhere near lurks that blasted Eric Super Grandpa with his stupid Super Ideas... And why do I always have to be a part of them?"
From dialogue by Eric and Born:
Born: "And what is his main 'pros'?"
Eric: "He isn't talkative."
Born "And his main 'cons'?"
Eric (hesitating for a moment): ".... Not 'leaky'."
From dialogue by Eric and Arthur:
Eric: ..."And we shall not hesitate to use his talent."
Arthur: "Are you talking about me?!"
Eric: "Well, the Gian is nice, and Arthur is nice, they will become friends, and he will apologize for us. I always said:
the fact that you are so nice and friendly is very good. It will be very useful in life.
Arthur: "Useful to whom? To you? How about I show you my middle finger?"
Eric: "Thanks, but no thanks. Your middle finger is already a leader in the market of "Instant messages of Pandora"
From dialogue by Eric and Arthur:
Arthur: "Go away, beggar."
Eric: "Hey, didn't you recognize your friend? It's me, Super Grandpa!"
Arthur: "That's the problem, I did recognize you!"
...
Arthur: "Well, what's your new idea?"
Eric: "Aha, so you're interested. Well, there is a chance to get off Pandora, and back to Earth."
Arthur: "Wha-? What are you saying? Go on forward and make no turns. Maybe you will fall of the planet's edge... Again
eating those mushrooms, old idiot... What are you going to fly on, a broomstick?"
...
Arthur: "Listen, we still have no spaceship, what are you planning to use to fly to Earth?"
Eric: "Don't worry, I have a plan"
Arthur: "Aha, like 5 years ago with Space Pirates... that raped us and then threw out at the same spot they picked us up?
Eric: "Better."
Arthur: "Aha, like 3 years ago with the asteroid, that you planned to launch to Earth with the power of a nuclear blast... And
we ended up spending a whole month riding on an asteroid, with a nuclear bomb, and praying to Gods that it does not blow up?"
To summarize, Arthur is a "loner", even when he is forced to be / travel in a group. He dislikes almost everyone and likes to criticize others and give sarcastic comments about others.
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