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11 yrs ago
Current Having computer problems.
11 yrs ago
Activating the Nap Matrix.
11 yrs ago
Engaging TC-130, Mental Dislocater.
11 yrs ago
Destroying Casuals.
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11 yrs ago
Taking more naps anyways.

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Probably the realest.

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Rin said
I'm just still trying to get this profile written out, if it means anything. ^^;


This.
"Death God Rising"
Somewhere in North America...
"So, does it go something like this, Mom?"
<Yes...dear...watch the toast...wouldn't want to burn it on your first time...>

Listening to the whispering of her mother, Kirsten manages to correctly cook herself a breakfast of toast, all without so much as a single mistake. She was proud of herself, and so were her parents, even though they were dead. Instinctively, Kirsten knew that she had accidentally torn their spirits from their bodies, but they had promptly told her not to worry about it, so she didn't. Their bodies sat crumpled against the wall, staring into space like empty, broken egg shells. All the while, their ghostly embrace envelops their only daughter with warmth, guiding her through the motions she required to feed herself.

In no time, their little girl was sitting at the table on her own, munching away at what little they could afford for her while they were alive. Butter substitute spread on toast, while not exactly a well-rounded breakfast for a growing Death God, seemed to be enough to satisfy the curious gnawing in Kirsten's stomach.

Now, on any ordinary day, Kirsten might return to her bedroom after breakfast and go about her daily boredom. Today was a special day, though. She had the strangest tingling all over her body, almost as if something was guiding her away, out the door and into the streets. Without really knowing why, the young god found herself quickly clothed in her outdoor clothes and walking along the street, skirting casually through the shadows that lined the inner-city street she lived on.

A few interesting people passed her by, strange looks stretched across their faces. Kirsten just smiled at them and kept walking, heading for the place she knew something was calling her from. It didn't take long for her to reach that place, and after the grumpy old man sitting at the entrance spontaneously died, she had no difficulty getting past the heavy front entrance and stepping inside. Her bare feet strangely don't feel cold, even when pressed against the hard, tile floors...

Fairfield City Morgue...is it? I wonder if the person I'm meeting knows I'm coming.
Jam and jive!
I was thinking of making the CS better, but I decided it wasn't necessary, so I just turned it into a joke.

Trivia: The CS first consisted of 3000 characters of bear puns, but was edited to be more realistic.
Kirsten Cherry
"Tell me I'm not the realest, I dare you."

Gender: Female
Age: Seven+ΒΌ

Personality: Kirsten is a brilliant young mind with an appreciation for hip-hop culture and a general lack of human morals. Having been given a great amount of power at a young age, she doesn't play by the rules or listen to anybody, giving her a distinctive aura of not giving a fuck. She's a little lonely, though, since she hasn't got many other all-powerful children to cavort among. Oh, and she's developed a bit of a sadistic streak, even though she still much prefers play to pain.

History: Kirsten's life has been a short one, but not one without its flavours...

See, she's somewhat of a child genius, born into a poor family with no particular defining attributes or quirks. Even with their long history of nothing interesting ever happening, her parents quickly realized their child's latent style and begun to devote themselves to her. She was isolated from other children, given the best love that a mother could manage while her husband was working three jobs to feed and clothe them. In time, however, the young couple couldn't support both theirs and their daughter's well-being, and things began to roll downhill.

Now, this entire time, Kirsten kept to herself and withdrew into her own, personal world. Her parents thought that this was just one more sign of her genius, but she was honestly just losing interest with them. She disliked the same old room, and toys, so she searched for anything that might remove her from that boredom. Sometimes, she would spend many long hours gazing listlessly out the window of her small bedroom, looking out into the slums beyond.

One fateful day, she spotted a group of individuals in peculiar garb, loitering at the basketball court across the way. She watched them curiously, only to find herself captivated by the most peculiar sound. A boombox of sorts, carried by the tallest of the men, was spouting some dope track from a local rap artist. Little Kirsten, whose ears had been a musical virgin up until that point, quickly found herself hip-hoppin' along with the jive. And this is how she became the very realest, for it was that very night that she awoke to find herself with godlike powers!

Domain: Darkness, Death and those who happen to be Dead.
Bear Pun: She may bearly koalafy as a God, due to her relatively low physical maturity.
Trivia: Kirsten likes to get down... one might say she jams to fresh beats as well, from time to time.
If by edgelord you mean loli, then you've got cash. Holla!
My CS will be done briefly, I'll just quickly confirm something first though. Darkness .ect is still available, yeah?
Nah, you didn't lose.

I won.
I guesssss I could step in. I was interested when this was first posted, but I didn't like something about how it was presented.
I could post.
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