Looking for someone to engage in Ninja Tag. Very simple concept, I throw an ever increasingly ridiculous/harrowing/serious/hilarious selection of enemies and situations at you. Almost always involving ninjas. You avoid/defeat/defend against these attacks. The posts don't need to be extensive 1 or more paragraphs and I will commit to the same. Given the brief nature of most encounters I am looking for someone that can possibly post once per day. If you post more often I will also.
Example situation: You are on the 10th floor. There is an angry grizzly bear in front of you and a hungry crocodile behind you. Ninjas are dropping down from the ceiling tiles rapidly. You are fairly certain you forgot to pay your electric bill. Oh, and the building is on fire. What do you do?
Example answer: I duck. The grizzly jumps at me and lands on the crocodile. The English language does not do justice to the fight that happens next. Most of the ninjas are decimated by rampaging crocogrizzly free for all. The sheer amount of ninja blood flowing douses the flames and I take a selfie with what's left after the carnage is over.
Ninja Rule #1: Ninja strength is disproportionate to the number of ninjas. More ninjas = less powerful.
Ninja Rule #2: Ninjas do not have time for romance. (Rated R for language and violence. Not looking for romance. Incidentals like "the ninjas are all women, and in bikinis with hoods" might arise but nothing too involved.)
Ninja Rule #3: Pirates/Aliens/Platypi/Robots/Gandalf/Lemon Merengue Pie/Everything else in existence. Dare to dream then be prepared to die by it or use it to destroy your enemies.
Ninja Rule #4: Please don't leave me hanging. These games of Ninja Tag usually don't last for long periods of time. If you get bored or whatever. Just succumb to Ninja annihilation.
If you are interested let me know.