The Nexerus

Look at me I'm spam im so cool

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Well, mostly you have to be a lesbian.

@ImANargleHunter

I've got the job, then? I mean: haircut, interest in girls. What else is there?

Look at me I'm spam im so cool

Are you volunteering to be my handmaiden

@ImANargleHunter

What does the job entail?

Grammer tips by Aza

If you look it up once and make even the slightest effort to understand it, you'll always get it right in the future.

Look at me I'm spam im so cool

ur laym

Grammer tips by Aza

If you're not sure if you should use 'to' or 'too', just look it up. It's not that hard.

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

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my butt's a solid 6/6.5, that's at least throwing an effort out there

@Smiral

If you can't feel your pulse in it then it's a 4 at most.

When you're so drunk you can feel your pulse in your butt

What does this even mean

I've never had butt throbs so am I drinking wrong or ?????

@Smiral

Your butt is weak

When I was three years old...

"This video is not available."

Weird music video

It's just a link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", don't click.

[Snark intensifies]

All charity is weaponized charity.