The Nexerus

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

Granted. Japanese is now the only language you can speak. You lose all knowledge of language that you currently possess and you will find yourself unable to ever learn a single word of any language other than Japanese.

I wish I could fly.

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The World Atomic: The War of Ideology in the 20th Century

Socialist Republic of Violette

The World Undone: A History of the Modern World [NRP] (1905--)

RIP The World Undone, 2018-2018

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

Your wish is granted. She hates your guts.

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Accurate.

You now have perfect vision! Jeff Bezos gets jealous, though, and has you kidnapped so that your eyes can be harvested for his own use.

I wish I had better foresight.

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

Granted. Every other human on Earth will die in their sleep tonight, leaving you alone and undisturbed for as long as you live.

I wish I could see her again.