The Nexerus

Tell them how they die

Brain aneurysm.

Tell them how they die

A car accident.

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

You get a set of ears back! Sadly, they look just like green headphones, and people are constantly getting confused.

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Wait...

I wish I had a fluent understanding of all world languages.

Tell them how they die

You die from a stroke.

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

With the assistance of expert surgeons from around the globe, you are successfully put together again after the train attack. The surgeons accidentally think your ears are just headphones, though, so they don't put them back on. You now lack ears.

I wish I was not scary.

Tell them how they die

A heart attack.

Word association Game!

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Ban the Person above you

Banned for having green ears.

Word association Game!

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Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

Granted. Japanese is now the only language you can speak. You lose all knowledge of language that you currently possess and you will find yourself unable to ever learn a single word of any language other than Japanese.

I wish I could fly.