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At my desk with white noise playing over the speakers to drown out atmospheric noise.
Brain aneurysm.
A car accident.
You get a set of ears back! Sadly, they look just like green headphones, and people are constantly getting confused.

...

Wait...

I wish I had a fluent understanding of all world languages.
You die from a stroke.
With the assistance of expert surgeons from around the globe, you are successfully put together again after the train attack. The surgeons accidentally think your ears are just headphones, though, so they don't put them back on. You now lack ears.

I wish I was not scary.
A heart attack.
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Banned for having green ears.
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