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Dragons are interesting. They rang a great deal from proper dragons to Wyverns to something called a Zilant (which is pretty much a Deviljho).
GODDAMN IT, its only one more day urban until monster hunting season is open, i dont need to be remined of EVIL JHO already! XD
So I see. I apologize for lashing out at you, John, however it was very much so warranted. I have roleplayed with people before who would say something like that without joking. I honestly couldn't tell (and I have a singing cabbage as an avatar so don't tell me I don't know a joke when I see one). I wouldn't have gotten so angry if I didn't think you were being serious. Just be more careful in the future.
It's cool, i'm sorry I wasn't more obvious with my jokes, I didn't realize my jokes weren't obvious enough, that's a bad part on me. I've been banned from many roleplays all for stupid reasons. You read a book, you threw a weapon, you wanted everyone in the rp to be on equal ground! Or y'know, another reason i've been banned before, from an advanced roleplay. I've been banned for.. literally having emotions for when things actually go down, like apparently to the roleplayers, it's foreign for a character to cry over someone else's death like common sadness is apparently a mythological concept...! XD But yeah, everyone, calm, i've only been joking, i'm a jokey person...!
Holy crap guys, I was literally just joking around, christ almighty... o.o I thought that was obvious with the constant bad spelling, overuse of emoticons and constant gif images... Jezus H christ, calm down. :l Why is it every "advanced" roleplay I join, it's like everyone I meet forgets not everything is literal. It feels like i'm talking to robots who don't know what a joke is o.o
I'm only joking around... it's only a joke... joooke! Okay? We good? No longer going to throw a big hissy fit because I was just having a bit of banter? I assumed we were just having a laugh and everyone was cool here, y'know since everyone was spamming weeaboo jokes and all dat...! I was also just saying, there should be no bother if someone is just a BIT taller than average, not talking MONSTROUS GOJIRA SIZED FAIRIES or anything like that! XD
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Oh dear I seem to have dropped all the shits I don't give! XD It's just fantasy man, it doesn't have to be appropriate for the medieval time period. I don't think I remember the documentary about the living Minotaurs hurling battleaxes the size of children at elven mages using mystical magicks, must have skipped that documentary, because that totally fits the medieval period, doesn't it? XD Look at the fantasy gaemz out there, it's for fun, not for realism. So what if our characters are 6 feet tall, power to us, we're awesome, who cares? Don't try and throw realism into the mix when you have monsters, and MOUNTAIN SIZED BEETLES, cuz those sure as hell aren't REALISTIC to medieval beetles! XD Let us have some fun, let us enjoy ourselves, if we can't enjoy ourselves what's the point in a roleplay that's made for enjoyment?
Also, our characters aren't overly special? BARTLEBY BEGS TO DIFFER WITH HIS CLUMSY ELEGANCE AND AMAZING FAT CAT!
im still lurking here...!
We're about to do a high fantasy roleplay with fantasy races, impossible magic and all that, but... GASP... SOMEONES HEIGHT ISN'T REALISTIC IN A FANTASY RP?! OH MAI GAWWD STOP THE PRESSES, THAT'S JUST UNACCEPTABLE...! OH THE HUGE MANATEES! Being sarcastic mind you. XD Just think it's funny. Impossible races, impossible magic, but we have to abide by height physics because it would be unrealistic if people were very tall? Wat? Did I miss the meaning of a fictional fantasy?
You don't have to, you just have to make a Gnome hooker.
Since nobody has said it yet... COUGH... HAPPY JOY-PY! YORIPIKU-NE~ DIO-CHAAAN!
The weeaboo is strong in this one.
Indeed it is... indeed it is...!
We are dealing with insects literally the size of mountains here are you implying Shin is literally as fat as a mountain. Because I'm okay with that, if that's what you're saying.
If bartleby doesn't shackle him with the shackles of gods, it might turn out that way... -horror music sfx- (( sorry for doublepost ))
There are 82 different types of gargantuan insects in Dorakis that are capable of murderfying you and your cat.
I'm sure shin could just flatten them... XD
Who the cock is Shin?
Bartleby's very obese, overweight, mooching cat who he loves and both incredibly hates with all anger. XD
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