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23 May 2017 19:05
Current Give em' a cat fact, boiz. Bitches love cat facts.
22 May 2017 2:17
I have strange dreams... ones about men getting executed on the side of the road at night. I wonder if this is reflecting something...
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21 May 2017 1:05
I sometimes like a post when I have literally nothing to say, but want to acknowledge it.
17 May 2017 3:26
I see you, Mahz, shashashashashasha:
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16 May 2017 3:25
Guys, we have to find a way to put [@AdobeFlash] back in the grave before it's too late.


"The ends can never justify the means because the ends are shaped by the means."

Heeeey, welcome to my profile. I'm Allen (gone by Lonestar4 in other regrettable places), and I'm someone who puts way too much thought into this Roleplaying thing. I'm generally on for most of the day since, God, I have nothing better to do than jerk off on the internet. I'm a pretty cool dude most of the time (though I'll warn you I'm pretty easy to annoy). I'm twenty-one years old, and can handle mature topics without breaking down, and just sees the world for what it is. Just a word of advice; don't take my jokes to heart. It'll go better for everyone. Anyone is free to talk to me provided I haven't already pissed you off (or the other way around), ways to contact me are down below.

My timezone is American-Eastern (UTC-05:00).

■ Music:
Kid Cudi, Kanye West, The Silversun Pickups, Miike Snow, St. Vincent, Breton, Delphic, Gorillaz, Apathy, Massive Attack, Woodkid, MF Doom, Neon Indian, Rob Dougan, ZHU, Audioslave, and Jakubi (Even though they released like four songs, I still love them). And my favorite videogame soundtracks are Metal Gear Rising, Anarchy Reigns/Mad World, Timesplitters, Castlevania (One of the best soundtracks ever), and Transistor. I'm always looking for new music, so if you got a recommendation, I'll listen to it. I tend to get inspired through music - in fact, a lot of my characters are based off specific songs.

■ Videogames:
Overwatch, The Armored Core series, the Castlevania series, the Metal Gear series, Huniepop, Anarchy Reigns (the most fun I ever had playing an online game), Skullgirls, Supreme Commander, Garry's Mod, Transistor, Marvel vs. Capcom, Psychonauts, Life is Strange, Rayman Legends, Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus, Street Fighter (Third Strike has a special place in my heart), The Kingdom Hearts series, the original Spyro The Dragon Trilogy, and Lakeview Cabin Collection.

■ Anime/Manga:
Monogatari, Oshiete! Galko-chan, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Dragon Ball, One Punch Man, My Hero Academia, Trigun, Berserk, Digimon, Spirited Away, Little Witch Academia, and Redline.

I see myself as an Advance writer (even though that term is so damn subjective it's impossible to come up with a concrete meaning for it). Instead of worrying about length, I try to write whatever comes to mind and leave it at that. Which can mean three paragraphs or a hundred, I don't fuckin' know. I say my greatest strength is my ability to write interesting, and multi-layered characters, that are relatable and whatnot without resorting to cringy writing traps. I should also give everyone some forewarning; I really like writing as multiple characters. Something about writing as different characters, being in different places, and having different views and philosophies is one of the things that makes Roleplaying fun for me.

Though, I tend to GM more than I'm a player. Mostly because there are very few Roleplays that catch my interest (and it's even more challenging to keep it). I find it far more reliable to just run an RP of my own than wait for an RP that interests me. I really like Superpower Roles (not superhero roleplays) in grounded settings, which is one of the things I'm known for writing. Though, I do like modern/grounded/slice of life settings if done correctly. That isn't to say I limit myself to those types of Roleplays. I like Scifi, Horror, and I'll sometimes do a Fantasy RP (they really aren't my forte).

I'm open for any RP invitation (Group or 1x1 - I prefer group RPs). I won't accept them all, however. I rely on collaborative posts to make magic. Also, I should warn you I'm a pretty critical person/writer. If there is something odd about a character sheet or post, I'll be the first one to point it out. Don't take it personally, but I'm very anal retentive.

@Spoopy Scary - His claim to fame is his (incredibly gay) woman hair.
@JunkMail/@UrbanEvolution - I have many reasons to kill myself, and he is twenty-five of them.
@He Who Walks Behind - Once sexually assaulted a starfish. (Shit haunts my dreams to this day, yo)
@Maxx - Next in line to become the legendary King Scrublord.
@DragonBud - Created homosexuality in a desperate bid to destroy humanity.

@Zombiedude101 - Harambe stunt double.
@tsukune - Stretching the definition of "friend" to its literal limits.
@Defacto - It's a miracle he survived this long.
@Estylwen - Got high off twelve pounds of peyote and stabbed me.
@FernStone - Was probably killed by a Predator Drone. She survived. God damn it.
@Nosuchthing - Gives free blowjobs behind the Palace of Westminster


@Savo - Cancer in its purest form. Ever since I met him, my life has known no peace. This piece of shit deserves whatever he gets.
@Ogobrogo - Can stuff twelve dildos in his butt before it gives out. Horse sized dildos.
@Zoldyck - Has a name so stupid it's one letter away from being a dick joke. (Seriously, what's up with that?)
@sakurasan - Titty Specialist. Please come back, I miss you.
@Pyromania99 - Get this lesbian fetishizing shit the fuck out of here jesus fucking christ.
@Nightmare Bunny - Puts drywall in my cocaine (that motherfucker)


@Altered Tundra - The one and only Fuckboy Double Deluxe. Scientists hope to weaponize his autism.
@Gowi - Dick-flavor tester.
@Buddha - Guardian of the three foot tall pile of cocaine.
@Kidd - Has reached a level of scrubiness that other scrubs can only hope to achieve.
@Lord Wraith - How's it feel to be at the bottom of MY friend's list?

| GM |
@Mr Allen J

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| Genre |
Superpower, Urban, Realistic/Grounded, Character-Driven, Semi-Sandbox.

| Characters |
| Wendy Lucker |
| Meifeng Zhao |
| Noelle Delacroix |
| Johnny Valos |
| Francis Jean-Pierre |
| Daniel Maverick Forsythe |

| GM |
@Mr Allen J@Savo

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| Genre |
Anime, Fighting Games, Character-Driven-Action

| Characters |
| Jaden Raldo |
| Justin Haggar |
| Seven-Seven |
| Sage Pimm |
| Brooklyn Vanburen |
| Brenda Andrade |

WIP, give me a thousand years to gather all the Roleplays I've been in.

Discord - Mr Allen J#0367

Skype - Mr AllenJ

Battlenet - MrAllenJ#1890

My 1x1 thread... I don't really do 1x1's tho.

Where you can see excellence in action.

Just a place where I post my older characters so they aren't all bunched up with the new ones.

One of my main contributions to the RPG other than my amazing writing ability.

Where you can subjugate other people to your shitty taste in music!

The greatest hangout thread of all time.

Most Recent Posts

In Welcome to Marchand! 23 May 2017 18:30 Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ScoundrelQueen I'm trying to figure out your post. lol

Is Maeve following Britney, or just stared at her menacingly?
In Hello 23 May 2017 18:12 Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the Guild, if there's anything I can help you with, let me know.
In Welcome to Marchand! 23 May 2017 14:11 Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, I kind of wrote myself into a corner. lol

Anyone can interact with my characters.
I decided to write up the effects of Happiness as there has been a little bit of confusion as to what exactly it does (privately, of course). This should help everyone clear it up.

I still need to figure out when and where to introduce Malik.

@LokiLeo789 Heeeeeey, you said Marcus' family was Nigerian, rite?
Yoko is not amused.

Now, if you're wondering why I didn't have Yoko pull the whole "My family gets no recognition!" thing. I am saving it until the right moment, so it doesn't sound like it's the only facet of her character.

And it felt really weird to do it in the middle of the thing with Canvas.
(see the first post for more details on how ki and ki sensing works).

I'm still salty that I had to explain to you what ki temperatures are.

Right when Yoko was going to give this upstart the business, more upstarts showed up.

Starting with some brown-haired chick that had literally nothing notable about her to Yoko. Well, her actions were far more notable than her appearance. She basically told Yoko to dial it back, like she did something wrong. She was just telling him to leave her alone, or she'll get violent.

"You're actin' like I'm some psycho?" Yoko said to the girl with a raised eyebrow. Trying to avoid sounding overly confrontational. "I just want this weirdo to leave me alone. Jeez."

In case the two plates of food wasn't enough of an indicator that she just wanted to eat. That was when Mr. Upstart here decided to insult her with the limpest insult in the world. She just narrowed her eyes, and spat back with.

"Well, what are you waiting for then, flyboy?" Yoko spoke to the boy. "Go find some other chick for you to use your lame ass pickup lines on."

Then again, this boy didn't probably didn't know what "go away" meant unless it was spelt out for him. He probably also ate butter. By itself.

"In case your brain can't understand subtleties and nuances, that means 'go away and let me eat.'" Yoko finally spat out in clear terms, as she sat back down, grabbed her knife and fork. And made it very clear to these upstarts that she just wanted to be left alone.

It wasn't long before Britney finished her food. Delicious!

But, it was time for Britney to decide what was next. Madison dismissed them, but she was too caught up in eating her food. She looked across, and Erika was still talking to her friend. While it was polite to wait for her friend to finish talking... she wanted to get her dormroom assignment, and get there, before her roommate could get there and muck everything up.

Britney got up off the table, and strut all the way over to Erika, before lightly tapping her on the shoulder. She whispered, "Sorry, love. But, I'm going to head to my room," She started off. "Maybe we can chat later?"

Before Erika could respond, Britney was off. She quickly went over to the table with the keys, grabbed hers, and quickly left the commons room.

Her roommate was Samantha Ryan? Britney wished she could had met her beforehand, but oh well.
In Welcome to Marchand! 22 May 2017 23:04 Forum: Casual Roleplay
Yoko's probably going to get mad comfortable with all these people stopping her from eating. lol
In Welcome to Marchand! 22 May 2017 17:27 Forum: Casual Roleplay

It seemed as if this upstart thought it'd be real funny to prod her.

Yeah, what a fuckin' comedian.

Yoko curled her lip as she looked at the boy, and tried to avoid punching him in the face. She almost spit out the food that was in her mouth when he suggested that she was into that shit. That was one thing that Yoko really didn't like. He can say that about anyone else, but Yoko would never do such a thing with her family.

"God, you're weird," Yoko snarled at him when he was finished talking. "Maybe your parents may have been brother and sister, but like I said, go project that shit on somebody else."

That was the first of Yoko's barrage, she pushed herself out of her chair, and stared up at the boy. "And second, I don't have to tell you shit," Yoko started off, balling her fists quite tightly, "Matter fact, if you don't fuck off, I'm going to show you the only thing you need to know about my family."
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