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3 mos ago
Current Who needs drugs when you can just stand up really fast
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6 mos ago
I think I need a new razor. Shaving feels like rubbing a slightly pointy eraser against my face five times.
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6 mos ago
It sounds like God is taking a piss on my house outside
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7 mos ago
Just noticed that my total amount of reactions recieved is equal to the amount of reactions given. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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7 mos ago
Nothing quite like powering through an assignment through sheer anger at having to do it

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