Who needs drugs when you can just stand up really fast
I think I need a new razor. Shaving feels like rubbing a slightly pointy eraser against my face five times.
It sounds like God is taking a piss on my house outside
Just noticed that my total amount of reactions recieved is equal to the amount of reactions given. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Nothing quite like powering through an assignment through sheer anger at having to do it
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