TheMadAsshatter

So Spam, how are your lives going?

Update on my last post; it seems like both the easiest and hardest way to get a job and money for college will be to join the military. Fucking huzzah, time to look into ROTC.

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Daaaamn. Definitely interested, then.

Putin threatens nuclear war

I've had like three or four dreams about the apocalypse in the last few days, so it's funny that this happens right now of all times. Definitely an unsettling prospect, but I doubt anything will happen.

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Man, I used to be big on infinity-universe, but since that hasn't shown much progress in the last two years, this looks a lot more promising, and also quite a bit more refined.

I do have one question, since I couldn't quite tell from the gameplay. Are the planets going to be 1:1 scale, or will they be downsized like in KSP or Evochron Mercenary?

That one Space Bar

Hmmm... I'm curious, do you have karaoke here?

ETU - College is Hell, quite literally.

"Come on, come on. The party isn't going to wait forever," Eli said while simultaneously pushing through crowds of people and guiding Jake to the main entrance. It wasn't too far, but the number of people crowding around made it seem quite a bit farther. "Alright, alright, jeez calm down. It's not like we'll miss anything super special. And besides, there is such a thing as being fashionably late," Jake replied, trying to catch up to Eli. It was like being in a crowded High School dance, only without music or dancing and more struggling through gaggles of people whom you didn't or barely knew, though Jake knew that would change in time.

Soon enough, Jake and Eli were at the main entrance, which to their surprise was locked. "The hell?" Jake asked, trying the door while wondering why the hell they would lock the main entrance. "Oh, right," Eli said, bringing a hand to his face. "Don't ask me why, but they locked these doors last year too. For some reason they think it makes more sense to use the side exits rather than this one, I guess." Jake gave Eli a sideways glance, but then his eyes drifted to a table that seemed to have punch, and it seemed relatively easy to get too, not to mention there was a rather attractive looking woman standing there in a very... interesting set of clothes, along with a couple of others. "You know what, Eli? Go on ahead." Eli gave Jake a look of puzzlement. "Well that's a first. You're not going to stand us up, are you?"

Jake chuckled a bit. "Of course not. Just give me like five minutes to mingle and grab some punch, I'll catch up."

Eli scoffed, rolling his eyes in the process. "Isn't that the point of going to the party?" It was then that Eli noticed the girl with the red hair as well. "Ah... I see," he said, nodding in acknowledgement. "Alright, just don't make me start beer-pong without you.," he said, giving Jake a wink.

"Can do. See you in a few minutes, dude," Jake said, turning back to the woman. He couldn't help but stare just a little. Jake had a thing for redheads and girls with interesting personalities, and at a glance, Jake could tell she had both. Less ogling, more mingling, Jake thought to himself, approaching the punch bowl with a casual stride. As he got closer, he saw another guy come up to her and start a conversation. Well, that pretty much eliminated his chances of just talking with her, but that was okay. To be fair, Jake didn't even know yet if he would indeed like this girl, or even if the other person was her boyfriend or something. Either way, Jake supposed it didn't matter too much, and whatever happened, he would take it in stride.

He picked up one of the cups by the punch bowl and poured himself some, taking a quick sip. "Mmmm, good stuff. Too bad it's not spiked," he muttered, turning to the girl. He put on a friendly smile and approached her and the guy who was with her. "I'm sorry, I have to ask; am I the only person who thinks this punch should have a bit of vodka? I mean, this is college, right?" he said, with a chuckle, taking another sip of the sugary liquid. Despite it's lack of alcohol content, Jake did find it to be particularly good. "But hey, in all seriousness, this is pretty good." He took a pause before continuing. "Anyways, my name's Jake. How's it going?"

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Yay, a professional photo for once, even if it

So Spam, how are your lives going?

Trying to figure out what the hell to do next in my life.

ETU - College is Hell, quite literally.

My post looks disproportionately small compared to everyone else's. Dammit.

Dream Journal

Had another one today, and it was definitely a weird one.

Part 1: I'm walking with a group of survivors after some sort of apocalypse. I just remember walking around with my AK with a few people I knew, and then we all came to this enormous wall that was blocking our way, and I do mean enormous. It was probably at least 50 stories tall, though we stopped at a point that was like a security control room, along with a way through the wall. So, we decided to all sit down and take a break whilst simultaneously coming up with a plan to get through, past, or over the wall. Oddly enough, it was shaped sort of like a big garage was built into the wall, but it was like an over/under deal, where the top doorway had no door, and we didn't know how to open the bottom door.

Eventually, someone came up with the plan to take a piece of lumber and suspend it between these two pillars on either side of the doorways, climb up, and jump into the upper doorway, which had a platform big enough for everyone to comfortably fit on. So, we did that, and two people went before I did. When I did go however, I noticed that the lumber wasn't very stable. I looked to one side and noticed that even the most minute movements were causing it to inch away from the ledge, and it was about to collapse. There was a strong guy holding the ladder to get to the lumber, so I told him to hold the ladder while I got back on. The beam we were using fell just as soon as I was back on the ladder, and the guy holding it lowered it down a second later to let me off.

After another try, however, we all managed to get onto the platform. What was on the other side looked like some sort of ancient ruin, with all of the stones being shaped like squares or rectangles. We decided to ignore it and continue along the way, but somewhere along the way, mine and some other guy's AK got switched, and I couldn't find him to trade it afterwards.

Part 2: We were sat in a circle trying to investigate the death of one of our people, since we knew they were killed by a gunshot would and it was just us there. We made a few false conclusions before I saw security camera footage that showed who it was, but then that part of the dream faded away.

Part 3: I was standing in a street near a four way intersection. I was in a city, though I have no clue exactly where, and everything was grayscale, but it was a weird sort of vibrant greyscale, almost like I was in a videogame. I was only really aware of two buildings; the arcade behind me, and the building in front of me. I don't really know how to describe it. It had an arcade, and it was mostly that, but there were parts of the building I hadn't seen. I went inside and saw tons of people doing things like the apocalypse had never happened. Kids were playing the arcade games, along with some adults, others were chatting about things, it basically looked like someone had opened a business and bade a safe haven... though I had the feeling I was imagining all of the people and really I was completely alone.

I decided to play some of the arcade games, but as I passed by one doing the demo loop cinematic, I couldn't help but watch. The entire screen was red, until this green humanoid creature walked into the screen. It was like looking at a pixelated creepypasta version of the Hulk, but that wasn't the worst of it. As it approached the screen I noticed shots being fired towards it, and I realized that the objective was just to shoot it. After a few more seconds of seeing potshots fired at it, the loop went to a death cinematic, which basically showed the thing opening it's mouth and first eating the player's skull upwards of the jaw before proceeding to bite off their neck and part of the torso, which it's mouth gradually widened for. The third bite was of the entire torso plus one leg, and at this point the creature was more like a freaky-ass green mouth with stubby ass arms and legs. The fourth bite was, of course, the other leg.

Needless to say, I was thoroughly disturbed and decided to take a walk outside for a bit. Suddenly Ed Edd (aka "Double D") and Eddy show up and decide to drag me to the arcade across the street. It seemed a lot more dead compared to the building we were just in, having very limited working electricity, but Ed and Eddy decided to go play some games that did work while Double D decided to clean some things up. I stuck with Double D. After a couple of minutes we started to get the feeling something was up, as we hadn't heard Ed and Eddy doing a whole lot for some time. We got nervous to the point that Double D accidentally broke something, but then he looked behind me and jumped a little. I turned around to see what he was looking at and guess what was standing behind me. That's right, the fucking Hulk thing!

I fucking bolted as the thing started running after us. It caught up to Edd pretty quickly and he started screaming for help... and that was when the dream ended.

I would like to think that it was nothing more than a cruel prank set up by Ed and Eddy, but I wasn't there for the rest so who knows.