Wouldn't this be more fitting in spam?
1. James Bond (Daniel Craig version)
2. Kirigaya Kazuto
3. Agent 47
4. Michonne Sir Derpestein
5. Billie Joe Armstrong
Where we would hide: Everywhere, because we're all (with the exception of Billie Joe, possibly) stealthy as fuck.
Though if we had to stay anywhere, it would be a cargo ship with six lifetime supplies of food and water.
Edited to compliment Derp's post.
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Jacob turned back to Karen, who still hadn't said a whole lot since he arrived. Not that this didn't happen every now and then, but there was something about now that made Karen seem particularly disturbed. "Oh come on, not you too. Tell me someone in this building is healthy, physically or otherwise," he said, half-jokingly. After another moment with no response, Jacob sighed and turned to leave the hospital, adjusting the sling of his AK. If she was spacing out this badly, it was probably something Jacob should just leave her alone about.
As Jacob got to the doorway of the hospital, he thought he heard something on one of the exterior walls. He figured it was just the building settling, but he did get a bad feeling about it. As he opened the door, he saw movement in the distance. It didn't take him long to discern Alex's figure waving a hand around, and... He couldn't tell for sure, but it looked like there was a pistol in her other hand. He heard a twig snap to his right and saw a man with an assault rifle; a man he didn't recognize. Just as they made eye contact, the man began to raise his rifle.
"SHIT!" Jacob yelled before slamming the door and retreating to Karen's office. He unslung his rifle, took a knee, and yanked the bolt carrier, leaning just out of the room to give him a good sight on the door. It was unfortunate that the scope made it awkward to aim down the iron sights, but at least it was doable. "Not sure if you noticed or not, but we got company," he said, not taking his eyes off of the door. He did, however, use one hand to unholster his CZ and hand it towards Karen. "I don't think they're looking to make friends," he added.
As Jacob got to the doorway of the hospital, he thought he heard something on one of the exterior walls. He figured it was just the building settling, but he did get a bad feeling about it. As he opened the door, he saw movement in the distance. It didn't take him long to discern Alex's figure waving a hand around, and... He couldn't tell for sure, but it looked like there was a pistol in her other hand. He heard a twig snap to his right and saw a man with an assault rifle; a man he didn't recognize. Just as they made eye contact, the man began to raise his rifle.
"SHIT!" Jacob yelled before slamming the door and retreating to Karen's office. He unslung his rifle, took a knee, and yanked the bolt carrier, leaning just out of the room to give him a good sight on the door. It was unfortunate that the scope made it awkward to aim down the iron sights, but at least it was doable. "Not sure if you noticed or not, but we got company," he said, not taking his eyes off of the door. He did, however, use one hand to unholster his CZ and hand it towards Karen. "I don't think they're looking to make friends," he added.
That sounds about right. Just wanted to make sure.
Accidental double post. Disregard this.
I don't think we're all on the same page as far as locations go. Everything from structures to locations has been pretty ambiguous so far, and I'm not sure about anyone else, but I'm kinda confused right now. I'm fairly certain I'm still at the hospital, I can't accurately account for anyone else.
Skittlez said
Wtf your eyes are so beautiful go home
I am home, lol. Thanks, though, I get that fairly often.
A lot of times I'll prop my legs up on a nightstand next to my desk and just chill, but when I'm playing games I usually just sit with my legs under the desk.
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12 yrs ago
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ASTA said
Nuclear war is stupid. Mostly because if it's initiated by any major nuclear power on the planet, everyone pretty much loses.
This exactly.
Source.
Not that the US Government hasn't totally taken measures to prevent them from ever getting into El Paso, at least I hope they have. But hey, even if they haven't, and ISIS does hop the border, guess what? Texans have guns! 2nd amendment FTW!
No, but in all seriousness, this is a little bit more than concerning to me. Even if I live about 500 miles from the border, I know there are plenty of people who are a stone's throw away from it, at least one of whom is part of this forum (looking at you, Smiral). Even if we're not counting El Paso, I'm pretty sure at least a few people on this forum, besides myself, live in Texas, and if you do, I'll definitely say you should watch your back, because shit's getting real. Stay safe, everyone.
Not that the US Government hasn't totally taken measures to prevent them from ever getting into El Paso, at least I hope they have. But hey, even if they haven't, and ISIS does hop the border, guess what? Texans have guns! 2nd amendment FTW!
No, but in all seriousness, this is a little bit more than concerning to me. Even if I live about 500 miles from the border, I know there are plenty of people who are a stone's throw away from it, at least one of whom is part of this forum (looking at you, Smiral). Even if we're not counting El Paso, I'm pretty sure at least a few people on this forum, besides myself, live in Texas, and if you do, I'll definitely say you should watch your back, because shit's getting real. Stay safe, everyone.
Like I said, this is from my experience in the mod and in no way at all does it cover anything that's happened to me in the standalone, though I do get what you mean. I've heard of servers that are specifically designed to be a lot more difficult to survive in (in the mod) and hardcore, while not much harder than normal SA, does tend to attract a few less dickheads than the normal servers.
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