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6 yrs ago
Current You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to RPG.
7 yrs ago
I've been away for so long. Holy shit.
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8 yrs ago
I'm done with Guam. I want to get back home, buy an 80s Japanese sports car, and get to tuning.
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9 yrs ago
Motorcycle is finally street legal. Now I can finally live.
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10 yrs ago
I'M BACK, BABY!
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Somewhere in a building in Upper Manhattan, there was a man with a large briefcase making his way to the 23rd floor. Kevin stood alone in the elevator, holding the case with one hand and adjusting his tie, done in a very crisp Eldredge knot, with the other. The floor number in the elevator slowly ticked up; 12, 13, 14. Kevin had done his research before taking this job and knew that this would be the best way to do it. As much as he enjoyed close quarters, his mark was heavily guarded; so much so that he would have actually found it difficult to not be spotted.

18, 19, 20. The elevator stopped and Kevin stepped out, looking to his left, then his right. He didn't expect anybody to be here, but it never hurt to check before proceeding. He turned to the left, heading towards a stairwell that led to the next few floors. The elevator wouldn't service them since they were under renovation, which was exactly why Kevin chose this building to set up in. The 23rd floor specifically had several windows missing; something that would prove advantageous to him in the next few minutes.

He entered the stairwell, picking up his pace to a brisk climb up the stairs. Once he reached the door to the 23rd floor, he drew his pistol, a compact CZ-75 with suppressor, just in case some of his mark's henchmen were here. It was possible the mark had covered all his bases, but something told Kevin he wouldn't need to get down and dirty in here. He eased the door open slightly and scanned the area. No movement. He rounded the door quickly, prepared to find someone with a gun already trained on him. Thankfully, there was none. After another quick glance around, Kevin was all but certain he was alone.

He put his pistol away and headed to the East end of the building. His mark would be roughly a block away in a very upscale apartment building. Distance wouldn't be a problem for Kevin, however. He found a good spot to set up, putting the briefcase on the ground and opening it, revealing a disassembled HK SL8, along with several other tools. He started by taking a pair of magnetic sensors and going back to the door to mount them. If the door opened, he would know it. He went back to the case and got to work assembling the rifle. It took him roughly five minutes to get the rifle completely assembled, rounding it off with a scope, suppressor, and tripod.

Once he adjusted the tripod and scope properly, he looked through the scope towards his target. He wouldn't have to worry about being caught as long as it was a clean kill. A target that was this high profile, he knew that bringing attention to his death would only reveal the vast syndicate that he was a part of. Kevin looked over the building, waiting for his target. He knew it would be a few moments before he showed up. Kevin didn't mind.

After roughly ten minutes, Kevin saw his target enter the apartment. He flicked the safety off on his rifle, lining up his sights on the man in the apartment, waiting for a good opportunity to take the shot. The mark moved from the living room to the bedroom, taking off his suit and replacing it with a fine silk robe. Figures. He went back into the living room to make himself a drink and watch TV; football from the looks of it. This was probably the best chance he would get. Kevin began to squeeze the trigger, then began keeping track of his respiratory pause. The mark took a sip from his glass, not knowing it would be his last. The trigger broke, sending the armor-piercing bullet through the air, across the 150 meters, through the window, and into the base of the target's skull. Good kill.

Kevin collected the shell casing that ejected from the rifle before beginning to break it back down. He went somewhat faster in disassembling the rifle than putting it back together, getting the rifle taken apart and back in the case in roughly three minutes. He carried the case back to the door, taking the sensors off and storing them in the case along with everything else before closing the case, straightening his tie once more, and heading back to the ground floor. His employers would hear from him soon enough.
I would love to see S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with the game mechanics and open-world-ness of DayZ, only, like 1000 times better, and with an actual, like, 5000 square kilometer area, just like the actual Chernobyl exclusion zone. Some RPG elements, a system to prevent completely random KOS, possibly a singleplayer with a really badass storyline, and a multiplayer which is basically just an RP sandbox. Holy shit, that would be the best thing to ever happen to me, I would never log off.
So, I got awesome news. I picked up my two shiny new Izhmash mags today. With any luck, I'll get to test them out sometime this week.
Pic1 (left side)
Pic2 (right side)
Pic3 (Izhmash logo)

I'm also strongly considering finally ditching my current rifle. I'm, like, 90% certain there is something wrong with it, and I'd rather eliminate all possible worry that I've got a potato and just sell it and buy a new one in it's stead.
No kidding. Don't worry, I'm not planning on jumping the gun anytime soon. I'll wait for you to get your collab up before I continue.
Surprisingly, the ATF in Waco, Texas is somewhat less overzealous.


This surprises you? This is Texas you're talking about.

But yeah, I heard about that seizure of airsoft guns. Unbelievable how someone can fail to recognize a gun as being fake and, while not impossible, incredibly difficult to make into a functioning firearm. No less difficult than just building one from scratch, especially if we're talking about machine guns specifically. Hell, it's unbelievable that we're supposed to trust these people to make logical decisions as far as firearms laws are concerned, for fuck's sake!
Great story. Sadly, I'm not conniving enough to blackmail anyone.
If she was pulling that sort of shit, it's probably better this way. I mean, yeah, you're going to hurt for a bit, but you'll get over it and find someone else.

At least, I hope so. Either way, sorry for what happened.
Right, so I had a talk with my dad about it, and he explained that they were just hugging for, like, 5+ seconds. He has also said that, even though they both know that my dad is, like, madly in love with her, they haven't done anything line-crossing. Not sure I trust him entirely, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that.

He also explained that there are other things going on that I wouldn't have counted on. It's still a bit of a harry situation, but, if my dad is to be trusted in this regard, no actual cheating has occurred.
I'm pretty sure civilians can make their own guns, as long as they are serialized and never go up for public sale. I'm not certain about the specifics, but one gun store owner told me that once you die, the ATF would seize whatever guns you made and destroy them.
So, basically, my dad is single. My dad's friend is married. And I can say with about 95% certainty that I saw them make out next to her car.

I had a feeling this would happen, or already was happening. He'd been telling me how he felt about her, and I had seen some things that were pretty big tells. I can't say I disagree, he is a better match for her than the person she's married to, but fuck man I didn't think this shit would actually come to fruition.

I'm not gonna lie, I don't necessarily care that they're cheating. I'm a neutral party for the most part, but she has two kids. One is an unstable middle-schooler, and the other isn't even 10 yet. Additionally, the guy she's with isn't a bad guy. One thing's for sure, if they get had, the fallout will affect them a lot more than it will me.

I'm not sure what to do, here. I feel like suddenly I have to try to resolve this situation before things get out of hand. I know my dad probably won't listen, I've already told him not to do it, so now it seems like I've got two options. One, I convince her to stop things, which will be difficult because I would hardly ever get a chance to catch her alone, or two, I ignore the situation until shit happens, then do as much damage control as possible. I'm not going to tell anyone unless asked AND PRESSED about it, because at this point, spilling it is going to do more harm than good.

Anyone have any advice?
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