TheMadAsshatter

Hey guys I'm in the ER

I'm sorry I must inform you in such an informal manner as this forum, but I am your doctor, and I am here to tell you that you have ass-flu. It's like normal flu, but instead of violently vomiting every hour, you have explosive diarrhea.

But in all seriousness, I do hope you get better. If it is the appendix... whatever. You don't need that, anyways.

Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!

But then I realized that I couldn't possibly be in a hypnotrance, because if you're in a hypnotrance there's no way of being aware of it. What a stupid idea! I wiped a bead of sweat off of my brow as I calmed down a bit. The TV had calmed down also, but I still had blood all over me. I figured some bleach and acid would properly cleanse me, but then I realized that in that sense cleanse would also mean sterilize, dehydrate, and effectively kill me. So I went with the much smarter option and took a shower with soap and shampoo.

Unfortunately, the shower was running blood.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

-101 For fuck's sake!

@ClocktowerEchos get yo ass back here, pronto!

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Why?

Dude... How high are you?

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Star Wars - Jedi Exile - Knights of the Last Republic

Possibly an activity check is in order?