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Dang it. I can't get Pokemon: GO to work on my cell phone. WHY???
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Where are all of the Xmen games? Deadpool just came out on video and Xmen Apocalypse is about to come out. I was expecting more hype.
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Bloodletter stood behind the bar, polishing a glass. The place had been about half full for over a week straight. Thankfully, his species, Pit Imps, didn't need to sleep. He set that glass aside, dipped the next in lava, an started polishing it too. If he took to long the metal it was made of might dissolve. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get good steel pint glasses in this part of the underworld?
Long ago the gods fought over the afterlife in order to control the souls there. This fight went on for over eight thousand years, with one Pantheon or another temporarily seizing full control from time to time, though usually the various factions only temporarily held sections of the underworld.
Eventually, though, an elite level demon named Lucifer, a former servant of the Judaic God, negotiated a treaty between the various factions. They all agreed to accept a portion of the underworld, with 90% of it being split between the various factions proportionally, based on the number of souls they controlled. The individual humans would choose a faction upon death, and the factions would then choose what to do with the humans that chose them after that. Each faction also gained full control over its section, with only Lucifer above them to deal with disputes between the factions and the humans who chose no faction.
We are low or petty level demons who hang out in a specific bar near the main gates. Our jobs usually consist of dealing with humans, alive or dead, either tormenting them or convincing them to sin. Not forcing or coercing, though, as those rarely grow properly. Once they get to the underworld they are harvested of their sin and energy. The sin is used as a food source, which grows only when a human chooses to do something evil, and the energy, which regenerates, is used as a currency. The standard unit of energy is an Ahnk, one day of energy production from an average human soul.
We mostly just hang out. Some of us get involved in interpersonal drama, though, or the occasional bit of professional or societal drama.
The bar, named "The Pool" is run by a mid level demon named "Bloodletter" that's been around, assigning temp jobs, for over five centuries. If you want to earn a few Ahnks, he's the one to talk to.
Eventually, though, an elite level demon named Lucifer, a former servant of the Judaic God, negotiated a treaty between the various factions. They all agreed to accept a portion of the underworld, with 90% of it being split between the various factions proportionally, based on the number of souls they controlled. The individual humans would choose a faction upon death, and the factions would then choose what to do with the humans that chose them after that. Each faction also gained full control over its section, with only Lucifer above them to deal with disputes between the factions and the humans who chose no faction.
We are low or petty level demons who hang out in a specific bar near the main gates. Our jobs usually consist of dealing with humans, alive or dead, either tormenting them or convincing them to sin. Not forcing or coercing, though, as those rarely grow properly. Once they get to the underworld they are harvested of their sin and energy. The sin is used as a food source, which grows only when a human chooses to do something evil, and the energy, which regenerates, is used as a currency. The standard unit of energy is an Ahnk, one day of energy production from an average human soul.
We mostly just hang out. Some of us get involved in interpersonal drama, though, or the occasional bit of professional or societal drama.
The bar, named "The Pool" is run by a mid level demon named "Bloodletter" that's been around, assigning temp jobs, for over five centuries. If you want to earn a few Ahnks, he's the one to talk to.
Ordered a virgin bloody Mary once. Jesus happened to be walking by (supervising a soul shipment), overheard, and kicked my ass. Apparently he thought I was dissing his momma.
@ViolentVioletyep.
Just don't order a virgin daccari. Cost to much, with virgin blood being at a premium.
Just don't order a virgin daccari. Cost to much, with virgin blood being at a premium.
This may be a long shot, but has anyone read the webcomic Escape Form Terra?
I want to do an RP based in that universe, but don't have anything specific in mind. The comic has many stories of different types, so I wasn't sure which kind would work for the other RPers.
I want to do an RP based in that universe, but don't have anything specific in mind. The comic has many stories of different types, so I wasn't sure which kind would work for the other RPers.
I'm still here.
*sips Bloody Mary with a dash of Assault*
Yes, It's made of real blood.
Yes, It's made of real blood.
Long ago the gods fought over the afterlife in order to control the souls there. This fight went on for over eight thousand years, with one Pantheon or another temporarily seizing full control from time to time, though usually the various factions only temporarily held sections of the underworld.
Eventually, though, an elite level demon named Lucifer, a former servant of the Judaic God, negotiated a treaty between the various factions. They all agreed to accept a portion of the underworld, with 90% of it being split between the various factions proportionally, based on the number of souls they controlled. The individual humans would choose a faction upon death, and the factions would then choose what to do with the humans that chose them after that. Each faction also gained full control over its section, with only Lucifer above them to deal with disputes between the factions and the humans who chose no faction.
We are low or petty level demons who hang out in a specific bar near the main gates. Our jobs usually consist of dealing with humans, alive or dead, either tormenting them or convincing them to sin. Not forcing or coercing, though, as those rarely grow properly. Once they get to the underworld they are harvested of their sin and energy. The sin is used as a food source, which grows only when a human chooses to do something evil, and the energy, which regenerates, is used as a currency. The standard unit of energy is an Ahnk, one day of energy production from an average human soul.
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We mostly just hang out. Some of us get involved in interpersonal drama, though, or the occasional bit of professional or societal drama.
The bar, named "The Pool" is run by a mid level demon named "Bloodletter" that's been around, assigning temp jobs, for over five centuries. If you want to earn a few Ahnks, he's the one to talk to.
Eventually, though, an elite level demon named Lucifer, a former servant of the Judaic God, negotiated a treaty between the various factions. They all agreed to accept a portion of the underworld, with 90% of it being split between the various factions proportionally, based on the number of souls they controlled. The individual humans would choose a faction upon death, and the factions would then choose what to do with the humans that chose them after that. Each faction also gained full control over its section, with only Lucifer above them to deal with disputes between the factions and the humans who chose no faction.
We are low or petty level demons who hang out in a specific bar near the main gates. Our jobs usually consist of dealing with humans, alive or dead, either tormenting them or convincing them to sin. Not forcing or coercing, though, as those rarely grow properly. Once they get to the underworld they are harvested of their sin and energy. The sin is used as a food source, which grows only when a human chooses to do something evil, and the energy, which regenerates, is used as a currency. The standard unit of energy is an Ahnk, one day of energy production from an average human soul.
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We mostly just hang out. Some of us get involved in interpersonal drama, though, or the occasional bit of professional or societal drama.
The bar, named "The Pool" is run by a mid level demon named "Bloodletter" that's been around, assigning temp jobs, for over five centuries. If you want to earn a few Ahnks, he's the one to talk to.
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