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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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@supertinyking
Mia smiles brightly, as she slowly floats upwards. She was feeling it. She wanted to kill every single person on this shitheap of a planet, and she wanted to do it as slowly as possible. But for the sake of the mission, she restrained herself. There would be plenty of time to indulge herself later, in the confusion of the aftermath. "Oh, you might know this fellow we're targetting. In fact, I'd wager you'd be more than eager to help us kill him. We're trying to take down 5, the guy who killed your little boy-toy. Or the original, at least. Not sure what you'd consider this fellow..."

Of course, Mia had experience with dead boyfriends. The difference, of course, was that in Mia's case she was usually also the cause of death. Puberty had been a rather traumatic period. But she did know that the best way to recover from death was to cause more of it, projecting your issues onto others as you tortured them to pieces. "here's the coordinates. You might want to join us. I got a whole bunch of friends coming over, and it's going to be one hell of a party."
@Wraithblade6
Matt sighs, raising an eyebrow at Eclipse as he's dragged into Babylon's control area. "What in Hell's name are you doing on my front door, paladin? Do I even want to know?" A series of scans rolled over Eclipse's body, ensuring at all times that he would not form a threat to Matt. Invisible to the naked eye, a rather powerful forcefield separated Eclipse from Matt, ensuring that any assassination attempt even from a being of pure good would fail. It would not be the first time an angel had tried to kill him, and Matt had always been prepared for the worst. "I have no interest in war with you, nor with your goddess. And yet somehow you've managed to get yourself captured invading my ship for unknown reasons. You had better put some work into this explanation."
@Wraithblade6
Alucard smiles, as a wall of ice forms in front of Mithias, forcing him to cut his way through it. Even as this occurred, the fully enraged Bob raises both hands, as it began raining flaming ewoks. Each of the ewoks exploded upon impact, and seemed to hone in on Alucard's position, leaving large craters in the ground. Alucard simply froze them, or sliced them to pieces with a projected Jigen Tou. Every now and then he punches one aside, shattering them with the shockwaves of his blows. However, this did give Bob the opening he required to fire what appeared to be a beam consisting of spiraling rainbows.

As the beam struck, Alucard's body became petrified. It started around the point of impact, and then rapidly spread across his skin. Moments later, however, he simply bursts from his stone prison, skin regrowing, face rebuilding itself. he had ripped his inner body apart from his skin, limiting the effects of the petrification to an outer layer of rock.

Alucard formed his arm into a cannon, even as he began producing mass from nothing. Using his powers applied with immense precision he started off what appeared to be nuclear fission, firing a concentrated blast of nuclear energy at Bob, A bright white flash and a flame that engulfed everything in front of him. And yet Bob seemed to turn it to flowers, which instantly burnt to a crisp under the influence of Alucard's aura of flames.

Powerful attacks were traded one by one, Alucard enduring, Bob negating, both throwing ever increasingly ridiculous explosions in each other's direction, making even approaching them a severe health hazard. However, Bob was at an obvious disadvantage, forced to protect his daughter from each blast, unable to dodge incoming attacks. It was clear he had tried to teleport her away, but Alucard simply projected the dimensional lock he had used to shatter the Jigen Tou before. This was not a fight Bob could win, and if there was no intervention, Bob would undoubtedly be forced to face defeat.
@supertinyking
Even as Honey moves through the forest, she suddenly finds herself struck by a wall of sound. Heavy rock echoes through the forest, loud and fast, loud enough to feel the beat in your bones. It's only after she registers this that she realizes that a new figure had entered her field of view, the source of the music.

Standing at four meters tall, the mechanical suit made an imposing figure. Humanoid in form, formed from purple and red metal plates overlapped into a shape faintly reminiscent of platemail armour. On each shoulder was a large boombox, blasting sound at high volume, a seemingly completely useless feature. The right hand was a robotic fist, but the left had been replaced with what appeared to be a giant gattling gun. A series of thrusters extended from the back, resembling a giant jet pack. Instead of a chest area was the cockpit, where a bright eyed young man smiled happily at Honey from behind reinforced glass.

"All right! I ain't taken this baby for a spin in a while, you better make this one worthwhile!" Laughter drowned out by rock, as the massive gun spins up and begins firing. Honey dodges sideways, and yet it's no ordinary gun. Trees are torn to pieces by rapid impact, leaving green goo everywhere, and yet it's only after a few seconds that Honey makes a strange realization.

She was being attacked with cucumbers. Fired at Mach 3 from a fully automatic gattling weapon, mounted to a robot suit.
@supertinyking
Mia smiles, as Minx makes herself known. "Oh, darling, no need to be shy!" Smiling, she walks in a slow circle around Minx, appraising her soul and how it had merged with the Dark Side. Perhaps this could be called true mastery of the Dark Side. Or perhaps it was simply foolishness. "I happen to be in need of a Sith Lord, and you're the prettiest one. So we're bringing you. You can take your little puppet if you like, no need to tell the others you're still around. I heard everyone's convinced you're dead - that's a pretty neat trick to pull, you know."
@supertinyking
Even as Delta faced off against hordes of wasp-like aliens, a large crack in reality went unnoticed. This was one of the holes the Old Clone Empire had emerged from, and had remained on this planet even after all this time. However, at this particular moment, a figure moved through this large white orb, emerging into this reality from another place, another time. A series of explosions followed, as the wasp-like beings suddenly found themselves being attacked by a secondary foe, a couple of missiles seeming to rain down on them from the sky. Delta could not see this stranger for the hordes that seperated them, but she could see the destruction he wrought.
@Tyki"Glad to hear me. Meat me at *** *** *** ****** **." She lists a number of dimensional coordinates, expecting Mute to memorize them as she walks away. She had no intention of joining the Sergal on the ship - she would undoubtedly have fallen to the temptation and sliced one to pieces. Killing was apparently bad for diplomacy. However, she would meet up with the Sergal ships at the rendezvous point, at which point they would hunt down 5. However, there was one more stop to make beforehand. The brute force had been gathered, and Stein and Mia would be able to deflect 5's Soular attacks, but in order to completely decimate their enemy, they needed another.

Stepping through a portal, Mia emerged on the Sith homeworld, entering their capital city. It was easy for her to sense the soul that rested here, the last remaining Sith Lord. This might be a slightly trickier piece of negotiating, the Sith weren't known for being friendly and she wasn't sure if she could secure their Lord's help. However, if she could find someone to counteract 5's Dark Side powers, their victory would be completely assured.

If at all possible, leave nothing to chance. With this thought in mind, Mia entered the Sith palace, the guards who might try to stop her smashed aside by Vector Plates.
@Wraithblade6
The woman begins to speak, before Alucard holds up one hand. A bolt of lightning arcs through the air, the instant heating of air and the explosive discharge as the air rapidly expanded. And yet, mere inches in front of the woman, the lightning seemed to split, breaking into a hundred tiny pieces, which froze in the air shortly before shattering. When the light show receded, Bob was revealed, a single gloved hand extended to deflect the attack.

"What? Who are you? Who are YOU? And you!" The girl was pointing at each of the assembled beings in turn, as if accusing them of something. She was quite clearly confused about the situation. Of course, she soon seemed to shut up, before dropping to the floor, knocked out.

Bob glared down at Alucard, his eyes glowing fiery red. A great cloak extended behind him, filled with stolen souls. The air churned with screams, and Bob's cane blazed like a sword forged from the most brilliant sunlight, tempered by an edge as black as night. It was a sight both beautiful and hideous, the enraged Bob. It felt like the very air was about to burst, and the earth hummed. "I don't know who you are, or how you found my daughter. But I'll make sure you die slowly."\

Alucard simply moves forward, even as the Jigen Tou forms around his right arm. Flames cover his left arm, a wave of pulsating plasma forming into spikes. Great wings spread from his back, formed from frozen oxygen, placed in absolute zero. Waves of heat and cold would have instantly killed any biological life for miles, but Bob seemed to be redirecting it, shielding his daughter. Alucard was going all out, and Mithias was beginning to realize what he had meant.
@supertinyking
Mia simply chuckled as Drac made his speech. "Why aren't you defensive. Don't worry, they'll all die in time." She then proceeds to step through the portal, disappearing. She is soon followed by Cosmos, who has no further comment to add.

"Hello Eclipse. Yes, I realize you're there. I'm currently attempting to negotiate a matter of potentially multiversal importance, if my old friend here is to be believed. Last time I checked, patience was a virtue." Matt sighed, as he stared at the coordinates displayed in large blue letters, hovering in front of Babylon's sensors. "Drac. If there is a situation I should be aware of, give me the details. Depending on your answer, I will respond to this deal."
Mia cocks an eyebrow, smiling slightly. "Oh my. In that case, allow me to rephrase my offer. There is a group of five people with the power to annihilate your empire, including your leader. Each individual member could defeat a High General in single combat, and if they work together and combine their abilities even your Queen will be killed. Their agenda would require them to destroy the entirety of Sergal civilization, killing every Sergal in existence." Mia pauses for a moment, allowing Mute to know she was entirely serious. "One of their members is currently heading towards your borders, where he will undoubtedly destroy any forces that are stationed there. My calculations show that the skirmish will culminate in the annihilation of your main battle fleet, followed by the individual assassinations of each of your High Generals."

"As someone with experience dealing with this foe, and a mutually shared interest in it's defeat, I am offering the assistance of both me and my father. We are aware of this particular member's capabilities, and may be able to neutralize his main methods of attack, allowing your empire to defeat him. We will do this at no further charge to your empire." Mia smiles, as she turns around and begins walking away. "Of course, that's the best I can offer you. If it's not enough, then I will proceed negotiations with the various other powers. Whether it's you or another that assists us is irrelevant to us, but might be vitally important to you."
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