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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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As the cloud of smoke cleared, it revealed a truly terrifying sight. For there stood the mighty apocalypse, destroyer of worlds, ender of lives, and wrecker of your shit. And yet, he stood merely at the height of a human, and had incredibly cutesy eyes. It was a strange combination of awe-inspiringly cute, and terrifying. Like a kitten wielding your best friend's corpse as a a weapon. The fact that the abomination proceeded to give a thumbs-up to Kolon and wink at the camera did nothing to apease the deep, growing sense of discomfort.

Of course, Apocalypse was completely immune to most mind-altering gasses. Both magical and chemical means had no influence on his mental capacity, and he had recently become immune to psionic capabilities. Logically speaking, there was no real way the friendship grenade could have had any real effect. Of course, the friendship grenades didn't give a shit. Wackiness ensues.

Apocalypse shoots forward, moving through the dazed Alliance members. It grinned widely, laughing cutsily as it dished out layers upon layers of brutal punishment. Sparks and rainbows flew, as it blasted into each member at once, using it's immense speed to hit each before they had any idea what was happening. Rainbow explosions followed in his wake, as he left his enemies even more dazed in craters. To those looking on from a distance it seemed instant, impossible to follow with the naked eye. In a moment, the blink of an eye, every single one of the Alliance members shot away from the Apocalypse-flavored centre, crashing through buildings as they ripped a path of destruction through the city block. Smiling and laughing, Apocalypse stood in the centre, it's heavy voice replaced (terrifyingly) by the voice of an anime schoolgirl. The only one left standing after the brutal surprise attack was Satsuki, who had managed to block the attack.

The land was devastated, the ground torn and the city torn down. In the distance the statue of liberty slowly toppled over, where Bowser had hit it's base. Slowly, Apocalypse raised a thumbs up, sparkles appearing around it's face as it did so. For Apocalypse had managed, just for a moment, to tap into.... the magic of FRIENDSHIP.

Of course, as it smiled into the camera, it left itself completely open to counterattack. But it was worth it.
@Archmage MC
In Arcadia-2, everyone's basically just standing around in a wheat field.
@Archmage MC
Arcadia-2 is where the heroes are, all the good guys are there.

NYC is in Arcadia-1, and that's where the shit is going down.
@Archmage MC
Considering you're still pming with lmpkio over the specifics, not sure if you should jump in yet.

However, here's a short summary.

There were three factions. Nova's Imperium, the dark Outliners, the Goa'Uld, and the Alliance of Conquerors. Nova's Imperium got crushed by the Alliance, but the Alliance is currently heavily damaged. The Goa'Uld are currently holed up in Italy, and the Dark Outliners are recruiting people across the globe. Neither is an active combatant.

The leaders of the Alliance are currently facing off against Apocalypse in NYC. There are also a number of smaller skirmishes going on around the planet. Absolis, Ika Musume and Kolon are currently heading towards the Alliance of Conquerors, and may get involved in the fight.
@Archmage MC
If you've got a skype, that would work.

Nigh-indestructibility is fine by me, and we have a couple of characters that might be able to kill her. But only the most OP ones of the lot. As long as her offensive powers aren't that great, and she's not unstoppable, I have no problem with her.

Entropy must go though, that one makes no sense.
@Lmpkio
Apocalypse laughed, as he realized he was facing an opponent worthy of his time. He had spent too long facing weaker opponents, worthless enemies he couldn't truly fight. And it seemed there were so many more in the area, enemies who he could face with his full might. It was like christmas for the monster, as it cared only for testing it's might in battle. Whether it lived, or died, it would return even more formidable. As such, for a being such as it, there were only advantages.

Of course, it's fight was interrupted as a blade sliced it across the back, leaving a long gauge, but not dealing any real damage. Of course, to Apocalypse, pain was a trivial matter. It could remember a thousand deaths, each more agonizing than the last. It had lived through over a billion years of agony, and grown stronger for it. As such it was unfazed, instantly making a swing for Satsuki's head, and nearly hitting. It was only through the girl's own immense speed that she was able to avoid the mighty blow.

That was when Gidorah made her move, making use of this perceived opening to start up her own combo of attacks. Of course, she swiftly ran into a problem as she attempted to detect his pressure points. Apocalypse had been designed to be a superior being, a complete redesign of the pathetic attempts that evolution had created. It did not possess internal organs, or a nervous system of any kind. It lacked a circulatory system, lungs, or even muscles. Apocalypse was built like a solid block of mass, moving through complex intercellular propulsion. As such, it had no weaknesses whatsoever, there were no pressure points to strike.

The knee to the groin was pointless. As Apocalypse lacked reproductive organs, and was completely jaded to pain, the attack was wasted. The attack might have slowed down an inferior creature, but Apocalypse was no such being. And as such, what might have been a mighty blow to equal the earlier attack, was turned into a nearly fatal mistake.

The retaliation to the blow was swift, as Apocalypse's hand shot out. Gidorah was in close, and wasn't able to avoid getting grabbed. Even as Satsuki attempted to cut off the arm used to grab the squad leader, Apocalypse spun away from her, laughing. He then proceeded to use Gidorah as a club, smashing her around at supersonic speeds in order to crush Satsuki. The ridiculously powerful schoolgirl dodged the attacks, but was unable to get a good angle for a slice. The particular nature of the weapon being used made it impossible to parry, for risk of slicing up Gidorah, and Apocalypse easily used this to force her back. Gidorah, meanwhile, found herself repeatedly smashed into the concrete before she could even react, her own punches made effectively useless by her changing position and complete lack of momentum.

Apocalypse wasn't merely a brute, as most would assume. It possessed a wealth of fighting techniques garnered from millions of years of combat experience. Furthermore, it's mind was a supercomputer designed to calculate enemy movements and strategies. Apocalypse was a combination of immense strength and intellect, hidden behind a simplistic demeanour. Even to those who might match him physically, he was an incredible challenge, and the Conquerors would have a hard time taking him down.
@Lmpkio
Yeah, but he can throw things at the speed of sound. It would be like getting hit by a bullet the size of a car. That kind of impact would crush a tank, and he can keep going until there's no city left to throw. Not to mention throwing Ultron.... I mean, he's got to be fairly heavy, and even if he misses, it's Ultron. The dude's gonna have a hard landing.

But regardless, someone with split-second reactions is going to have to get him off of her before he does his hundred-punch barrage thing. Considering one of those can cause a small earthquake, if he gets going, he's going to flatten the city block.
@Lmpkio
Considering her greatest feats of speed in any form are well below the speed of sound, she'll have trouble hitting him. Gargantuan strength might mean her blows would actually harm him, but there's no way she can keep up with Apocalypse's level of speed atm.
@Punished Homura
The current state of Arcadia-1 is the quiet before the storm. The two previous main powers just battled, and Nova lost. Now two other main powers are in place, the Goa'uld and the Dark Outliners. For the moment Conablum is part of the Dark Outliners, but could form another faction if she splits off. The Alliance is currently too weakened to do much, but might recover to a state where they could match the other factions within a relatively short amount of time.

So, once all these factions get their shit sorted out, we might be looking at a 3-way war. Unless the Goa'uld and the Dark Outliners team up, at which point the Alliance is going to get annihilated, or, more likely, gtfo.
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