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Well Black Betty is meant to be only as durable as Ram Jam herself is to kind of balance out the fact that not only does she possess intelligence, autonomy, and can equip her Stand user to fight while remaining combat-effective herself, but also has guns that can fire magic bullets. Having her be so defenseless means if either Ram Jam or Black Betty take a hit, Ram Jam is going to feel it.

If she could take a hit, she'd be really OP.
"It's not supposed to be fucking healthy, it's supposed to taste good and be full of sugar and other things that are really, really shitty for you," Kal responded sardonically. "Why do you think I'm packing so many of these fucking things? Eating healthy and shitting regularly isn't the best way to build the kind of calories I need to power my nanomachines in an emergency situation. Say, like, when we're getting fucking shot at. It pays to have a little baby fat, alright?"

She snatched the candy bar away from Vas before he could waste it or do something else stupid with it and tossed it back on the cart.

"Hop fucking to it, Mallory. Let's get this shit back to my room before the meeting starts. I mean, it's not like we'd want to miss that, right? Fuckin' assholes..."

Kal mumbled curse words angrily to herself.
Oh shit, I was waiting on you guys xD
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Can we be vampires or Pillar Men? What about turtles or hyper-intelligent Boston Terriers?
There are some Mass Effect and Fallout ones going on in the Advanced Interest Checks, but I'm not aware of any Borderlands RPs past, present, or future. The loot 'n shoot genre is kinda hard to translate into the RP format unless you have some way to replicate the absolute weapon vomit Borderlands is known for.
I never said I'd interpret it in a way he'd like >:D
There a loooooot of ways for me to interpret that :P
Malory chuckled at her assuming he was hitting on her. "Sorry, but you're not my type. I prefer a woman who, you know, isn't a supersoldier. A nice girl, not made of machines. Oh, and not that tall."


I'm tempted to have her respond "Your loss." xD
Silly rabbit, Tinder is for sex :P

Also, let me know if they don't use dollars. I'll change it to something like "credits".
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