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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Your Political Ideology

@mdkI get ya.

Government DON'Ts

Economy. At all. Never. GTFO. Anything that does not affect others. None of their fucking business. Citizen surveillance. You got a warrant? Then stay the fuck off my facebook page. Immigration. Jobs cannot be 'taken'. Nobody wants the jobs they do take. They also aren't cheap labor if you give them minimum wage.

Government DOs

Gun control (exceptions). We can all agree: no civilian needs an AK-74 with a 10000 bullet drum. The rest can get murky, but that needs to be a basic assumption. Drugs (exceptions). Meth is bad. So is crack/cocaine/heroin/whatever the fuck they are doing now. Weed and steroids are murky, but enforce the dangerous ones. Basic law. Murder: Kill them or life imprison them. Whichever costs less. Drugs(Possession): The reason our systems suck dick. Try forced rehab-sans prison record. They need help. If they hurt somebody, then thats an assault charge. Otherwise, it really doesn't affect anybody else. Drugs(Selling)/Rapists: Torture chamber. Plenty of fun ideas. Enforce these.

Imperial (closed due to immense e-hate, pm if you like the concept)

Moved this to a different forum. Much less hate.

Imperial (closed due to immense e-hate, pm if you like the concept)

Does anybody want to post something constructive?

Choose your own adventure.

Dragonslayer

You arrive in a cavern full of a scaly scent. You immediately think *Cursed Dragons*. A large black monstrosity flies toward you, breaking the rock ceiling. What do you do?

Run

Silly fool! Dragons can fly! He eats you within seconds.

Hide

You attempt to hide behind a rock, but his breath blocks all paths and soon you are overcome in midnight smoke. you die of suffocation.

Sneak in your invisibility cloak to under him

You are now safer, as he cannot breath under him well. You still not safe, just safer than before.

Use your sword to pierce his chest

You hit him in the underbelly. He rages, then flies and breathes down from his mountaintop lair. You die of burning.

Apply poison ointment to underbelly

The poison should hit in 1 hour, but he will start raging and notice you in 2 minutes.

Run like hell

You run as fast as you can, but you are no longer invisible. He kills you.

Go into that mineshaft

You fall down a rabbit hole and awake 5 days later next to a giant caterpillar and a queen of hearts tries to behead you but you are saved by chess pieces. Or you are on cocaine. Either way, you die.

Get on top of the dragon

Excellent idea. Dragons can't turn their head around. When he rages, you fly with him out of his lair. He dose not feel you over his scales, but then you remember he is going to die and simultaneously fall. How should you go about dismounting?

Parachute

You suicide from regret over not choosing option 2.

Super ninja dragonback jump of awesomeness

Your a 1st degree acrobat. You land right at his unoccupied cave as you hear the sound of a giant black scale-bird falling to the ground.

Loot

You fly home on a baby dragon with thousands of millions of gold coins. Congratulations! You won!

Don't loot

Really? You die because [insert logical reasoning that enforces that you really should loot dragon hoards.] and I want you to.

Shoot him up with poison arrows

He goes temporarily unconscious, while you are crushed by his body.

The Descent of Man

@TheSovereignGrave It lasted in Germany.

Cosmic terror–Of Atem and Meta.

Clarification: Atem=Angel Meta=Demon

Cosmic terror–Of Atem and Meta.

Odd..sorry.

The Descent of Man

@DAWNSTAREssentially, yes. It was nuclear winter in Germany and they just released a powerful firebomb. This is their first step toward coming out of a deep dark age, and i thought it would make a good post.

The Descent of Man

Nuclear winter made Lake Constance indefinately frozen, and the details are intentionally hidden.