Unfortunately

Horrible pick-up lines

sex pl0x

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

Damn cyborgs.

Legends of Lavanya

more fuckin stuff

Hider

[weird-ass title for personal gallery]

eirin, m.d.

W00 my first adult job.

I was going to wish you luck as you begin getting screwed by adulthood, but you a pretty cool guy, eh doesn't afraid of anything.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

On another grievance along the lines of "so edgy you're making me bleed" characters, I already dislike the basis of those characters, first of all, and then, more specifically, I feel their sharp pain every time someone writes in an "Extras" section or a "Hidden Aspects" section that the aforementioned Edgy McEdgepants is actually a giant teddy bear who loves people with all of his giant teddy bear heart, but because his body is made of diamond-edged razors he tends to be misunderstood by those around him, something which cuts his heart so deeply he is eternally hemorrhaging inside, so his agony is twofold and very badass.

Sometimes, I'm so touched by their depth that I cry black tears for those kinds of characters.

@January

kek

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SJWs, my God!

If I ever encounter one, regardless of whether they're a roleplay mate or an uninvolved no-fun-allowed police suddenly barging in, I'm just going to flat out ignore them as if they've never existed in every dimension on a quantum level.

Even if the others that weren't intended to be targeted reply in my defense. Damn it if they do.

Magica and Machina

Name: Uojak E. Skothzar

Age: 39

Appearance: Uojak stands at a fairly tall height of 5'11", with a decent build to match. A stubble wraps around his lower face, thickening at the sides and around the mouth. His irises are a dull grayish blue. Cheek and tear troughs are noticeably defined. Uojak's brown, tousled hair, just like most men, is plainly short. He is of a Caucasian complexion. His torso bears some scars, noticeably one near his chest when his heart was almost impaled in combat.
(RPer note: He'll be my first experiment on drawing men.)

However, seeing how he wears his bulky mechanical armor often, these features are not much seen.


Race: Machina

Affiliation: 7

Specialization: Mecha-Machina

Abilities: All of these abilities are under his armor's capabilities. The Peacekeeper, his personal suit, weighs as much as a morbidly obese man on its own and requires internal mechanisms to support Uojak's movements. Even with this function, the Peacekeeper is just as agile as a turtle. However, it is durable enough to withstand a heavy beating, at least not on the vulnerable parts such as its Cortex core in the chest... or directly to the face. A tube is available on the mask for breathing purposes, but it can also be used for eating and drinking when detached from the air supply.
Gatling Gun - 10mm caliber, 5,000 rounds per minute.
Cannon - 3 inch diameter round, 1 round every 2.1 seconds.
Saws - Retractable, concealed within arms. Half a meter in length.

(Just some personal addition.)Personality
Brought on by his service to the Machs, Uojak has developed a bit of a nature for conflict. It would mostly seem that he is loyal to his nation judging from his occupation, but in fact he doesn't really care that much about his race. As long as he gets paid, he is willing to partake in an operation to slaughter an entire village community (theoretically) for gold. Even then, Uojak's not very hardworking, so recently he's putting military work on hold to take a rest, relax and improve his suit.

He can be a wisecracker at times, making remarks that may be occasionally found rude. This is especially after having booze.

(Also this.)Background
In over 20 years of service to the Machs, Uojak had undergone plenty of risky missions and had endangered his own life several times. He had been mostly raised by his father, an alcoholic soldier, while his mother disappeared when he was three. It wasn't until Uojak was 11 when it was discovered that the mother didn't die or run away from abuse, but rather to have an affair.

Despite what it seems when one has an alcoholic soldier as a dad, Uojak went along well with him, but he inherited some undesirable manners such as his desire for beer, his view of conflict as a business, and some other things. Eventually after his father's retirement, Uojak began following in his footsteps, made his own suit, and served in the military of the Machs.

Recently, Uojak began a 1-year break on military work to relax and tweak the Peacekeeper.

Magica and Machina

Done.

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Name: Uojak E. Skothzar

Age: 39

Appearance: Uojak stands at a fairly tall height of 5'11", with a decent build to match. A stubble wraps around his lower face, thickening at the sides and around the mouth. His irises are a dull grayish blue. Cheek and tear troughs are noticeably defined. Uojak's brown, tousled hair, just like most men, is plainly short. He is of a Caucasian complexion. His torso bears some scars, noticeably one near his chest when his heart was almost impaled in combat.
(RPer note: He'll be my first experiment on drawing men.)

However, seeing how he wears his bulky mechanical armor often, these features are not much seen.


Race: Machina

Affiliation: 7

Specialization: Mecha-Machina

Abilities: All of these abilities are under his armor's capabilities. The Peacekeeper, his personal suit, weighs as much as a morbidly obese man on its own and requires internal mechanisms to support Uojak's movements. Even with this function, the Peacekeeper is just as agile as a turtle. However, it is durable enough to withstand a heavy beating, at least not on the vulnerable parts such as its Cortex core in the chest... or directly to the face. A tube is available on the mask for breathing purposes, but it can also be used for eating and drinking when detached from the air supply.
Gatling Gun - 10mm caliber, 5,000 rounds per minute.
Cannon - 3 inch diameter round, 1 round every 2.1 seconds.
Saws - Retractable, concealed within arms. Half a meter in length.

(Just some personal addition.)Personality
Brought on by his service to the Machs, Uojak has developed a bit of a nature for conflict. It would mostly seem that he is loyal to his nation judging from his occupation, but in fact he doesn't really care that much about his race. As long as he gets paid, he is willing to partake in an operation to slaughter an entire village community (theoretically) for gold. Even then, Uojak's not very hardworking, so recently he's putting military work on hold to take a rest, relax and improve his suit.

He can be a wisecracker at times, making remarks that may be occasionally found rude. This is especially after having booze.

(Also this.)Background
In over 20 years of service to the Machs, Uojak had undergone plenty of risky missions and had endangered his own life several times. He had been mostly raised by his father, an alcoholic soldier, while his mother disappeared when he was three. It wasn't until Uojak was 11 when it was discovered that the mother didn't die or run away from abuse, but rather to have an affair.

Despite what it seems when one has an alcoholic soldier as a dad, Uojak went along well with him, but he inherited some undesirable manners such as his desire for beer, his view of conflict as a business, and some other things. Eventually after his father's retirement, Uojak began following in his footsteps, made his own suit, and served in the military of the Machs.

Recently, Uojak began a 1-year break on military work to relax and tweak the Peacekeeper.

Legends of Lavanya

>What was the most embarrassing experience you've had?
-Shat down the sink drain when my sister was too busy releasing her wastes in the toilet.
>What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
-Once tried out eating duck eggs with fetuses still inside (forgot what were they called) and fried frogs. Interestingly, I enjoyed both of them
>If you could be a piece of furniture, what furniture would you be and why?
-Bed. Especially in a rowdy couple's home. You know the context.
>If you could travel in a time machine to any time period/event where would you go and why?
-Provided it's only within the limits of anything before now, I'd say in the times of Augustus Caesar at Rome, living in the golden age of the Empire. But if there's an option for the future, then the future it is.
>Growing up, what was your favorite toy and why?
-The Transformers toys. Owning them meant that I was the coolest kid on the block. I still have some in the shelves, thinking of selling them.
>In your opinion, which animal is the most beautiful and why?
Swans. They're all really graceful and beautiful, if you think. Then you have these fuckboys.
Ravens are also on par, too.

Magica and Machina

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