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There is a lot of dirt here.
*looks around after expelling out dust from my body*
How have things been on your end?


I’ve been talking with my sister and a few other people. It seems we’re going to have quite a bit we can do soon. I’m not sure if it’s because things are changing as outsiders have started to come in more than ever now, but whatever it is, there’s quite the ruckus being stirred across the globe that will need checked out.
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My head was in the ground, some dirt will get its way in normally.


That's a lot of dirt, my friend.
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How so?
*slaps the side of my head and some dirt falls out of my ear*


Oh, you know... Ear dirt.
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*takes your hand and pulls myself up*
Thank you! Yeah, I guess so.


It does make you stick out like a sore thumb. Which can be a good thing, I suppose.
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Yes, but I think bumping your head is way safer in comparison to stars.


It is.
*Reaches a hand down to you, to help you to your feet*
But also a concern for many people still.
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*my head snaps to you*
Now wait a minute! Safety is a huge concern for me!


*Raises my hands up calmly in a surrendering position*
I didn’t say it wasn’t. But safety for you is more like the “Don’t be in the middle of a star going supernova” kind of safety and less like the “I better not bump my head” type of safety, you know?
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*looks up at the hanging branch I fell from that is way up into the tree*
Huh, yeah. That could’ve been worse.


Well at this point I've learned that safety doesn't exist for you.
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*shoves my body out of the ground and dusts myself off*
Huh? I was taking a nap.


A solid landing.
*falls from a tree and smashes into the ground with a heavy thud, part of me inside the earth*


*Walks over to you and looks down, putting my hands on my hips*
You'll get it the seventieth time, maybe.
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Thank you, I do not sleep though. In the normal sense.


Do you still sleep in a not normal sense, at least?
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