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  • Last Seen: 3 yrs ago
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 745 (0.16 / day)
  • VMs: 4
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    1. Utrax 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago
Current Bok Bok I'm An Omen Bok-KAW!
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4 yrs ago
Birb Scream In Morning As Battery Replacement Alarm Because Birb Not Real.
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5 yrs ago
Fighting Vagrants Behind Dennys Over Pancake @ 11PM Tonight As Birb.
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6 yrs ago
BE like bird. Wake in morning. SCREAM at sun. SHIT on enemy.
4 likes
6 yrs ago
Girl is like bird. DO approach calmly. DO greet kindly. DO offer cornchip.
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Bio


An absolute WILDCARD of an RPer
(apparently)
Due to sudden and multiple very lengthy hiatus periods, please assume I don't remember who you are but, I probably think your name is familiar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
U T R A X is a being that likes to Type Words on the INTERNET.

Most Recent Posts



Pigeons in the park nibbled furiously at a pile of birdseed. A few of them lounged lazily on the park bench and the shoulders, knees, and head of the almighty breadcrumb distributor. Here was Neftet in her skeletal glory, sitting in her usual spot, dressed sharply in a black suit and tie, a rather odd sombrero on her head, and a set of large black shades... taped in place, of course. When her cellphone binged a generic and rather annoying noise, a few of the pigeons cooed in protest to the noise.

Neftet pulled a slim flip phone from her front chest pocket then read the text message. Even as she stood, the pigeons refused to remove themselves from her shoulders, as she told them, "Me crime fightin' must commence, gang." The pigeons cooed anxiously.

Neftet pulled a handful of birdseed out of her pocket and scattered them. Those pigeons of bravery, however, remained in position on her shoulders. The ATM was only a block away so she proceeded toward it at a stroll, hands in her pockets, hoping that someone else beat her to it.

The dietary concerns of pigeons were far higher on her priority list than super villains, after all.
Throw the body into the atmosphere for a proper burial!

Investigate that purple object looming in the background!
@TheUnknowable
Sup. I would like to join this, if possible.

EDIT: Moved the character sheet to the character section. Imagine that.
Greetings.
I haven't been to this forum in years. It's even went through a huge change since I was last here. Neato.
Now that my life isn't horribly busy, I'm back to being able to RP once more.

Thank you for your time and I hope we can make great stories together!
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