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The Forest of Helsend

GURITAG

Guritag raised a brow at the 'fellow adventurers' remark and YAWNED quite heavily while Neith and Micah spoke. Was she listening at all? Nope. In fact, Guritag had began taking a walk through her own thoughts-- so she was going with a group now? Already, she inwardly laughed at the fact they were just a mish-mash of random strangers. Some of her previous adventures had been with bands that at least had some kind of pre-existing knowledge of one another. Of course, her small adventure in getting to know Dion was something different, but this? How was a group of complete strangers supposed to do anything marginally successful together? Did any one of them have a single thing in common? Could they work as a team? Would they all just be self-serving when things got rough?

"... disguising itself as the moon..."

Guritag caught the the last bit of what Micah said but gave him a bored stare, before lapsing back into her own thoughts. Well, it seemed she would at least try and stick with Dion, if the rest of them decided to look out for themselves, but only to a certain point. While risking yourself to bring back an epic tale to the tribe was expected, you definitely had to be alive to, you know, bring it back.

She looked a mixture of bored and tired as she turned her attention quite suddenly toward the Barmaid.
A local.
That wasn't wearing a goat head.

"Beersling--" she yawned with a wave at the woman "--what info's ya got on th' local spooky forest?"

Recollections: The Coven [COMPLETED]

First megafanning is about Jean Grey Kayla and I hope that player comes back eventually.
So cool man.
And also Molly cause damn that's a hell of a story. I love.
I hope their reintro posts give us the "here's why we've been gone" deeplore.

Although, I do think the fact they were both missing allowed the Outsider fight to be what it was.
Ya know?
Both of them would have UNDOUBTEDLY Goku power creep'd that fight
but that's not a bad thing. I bet in the future if there's that BIG REAL STRONG THING
they'll be the Aces after everyone else is tired.. much... like... Goku returning outta nowhere from another planet to fuck shit up.
"Where ya been, man?"
"Oh, nowhere, just training in a time vaccum and now I'm 3x more powerful k."

UNTOLD STORY: Final Dungeon

If yall got questions about what the heck, let me know!

Recollections: The Coven [COMPLETED]

Can OOC activity also be me here megafanning over everyone's characters cause omg.. y'all wrote some good characters.

Council of the Night

I'm holding off on posting cause I don't wanna end up rushing the side story.

GM Looking for Brave Adventurers. Unique and Diverse Settings inside.

Yes. I want.
Will DM.

Recollections: The Coven [COMPLETED]

^{The S.S. Orgy Porgy Borgy}

"Hey, girlssssssss!"

Madison

Both Tory and Mariah looked over at Madison, then immediately exchanged glances, with a mutually nonverbal, 'What the fuck?'

"What's goin' on... any of you see Mr. Schmidt 'round here?"

Madison

Mariah spoke up before Tory had the chance to run his mouth with a, "Not lately but he's either up front or with one of his..." Her pause was long enough to be notable, as she searched for another word that wasn't 'whores,' and came up with, "Nocturnal Activity Mistresses."
"Ya, real way to speak, sis," Tory snerked before Mariah elbowed him, but still he persisted, "Jus' say bitches-- Say he wit'is bitches." Letting out a noise of exasperation, Mariah looked up as she heard a familiar voice come over the speakers, followed by the trumpet intro.
"Shit--" Tory ran off as the front of the boat grew noticeably dark, the lights having been dimmed specifically so that a flood light could be shown on the "stage".
Over the speaker system, Maxi declared, "Eons ago, there lived a hero named Hercules..." A chorus of whistles and claps picked up as, undoubtedly, Tory had the light shone upon his glistening and muscular form. Mariah looked back to Madison then, "Now, if you don't mind, honey? I've got a show to do. My cue's in a few seconds--" she gave a wiggly fingered wave as she moved up one flight of stairs, moving toward the helm of the ship.

Meanwhile on stage...

Strutting out into the darkness, Tory moved into position, then took up a flexing pose, with his sword held high, and his little buckler low-- the light shone down upon him, as Maxi narrated, "--Hercules! But, the one thing Hercules did not have--"
Tory broke his pose, then shifted to looking around the audience with an exaggerated gesture, as Maxi continued, "--Was love!" And in came the music, with Tory lip-syncing to the words, "Girl I been all over the world looking for you." He began to play to the mostly female crowd, pointing at an individual as he "sang" the words, "I'm known for taking what I think I deserve and you're overdue."

He trotted about the stage, took out a "scroll" tied behind his back, as he said, "And if you listen you can hear me through the radio--" he comically pressed his ear to the scroll, illiciting some laughs "--In that bright white noise. What I been missing in my life--what I been dreaming of--" he began some fancy sword twirls and tosses, throwing the weapon into the air at a spin, before skillfully catching it behind his back by the handle while singing, "You'll be that girl-- you'll be that girl--you'll be--" Tory pointed his polished sword to the second floor balcony, while a bright blue firework quite suddenly went off from that same direction.

Mariah was sitting atop the railing to the balcony, backlit by blue and white lights, as she lip synced, "Everything you want so let me get up there--" for comedy, she pointed both UP and DOWN with a tilt of her head. Now barefoot, so that she didn't EAT SHIT doing this in heels, Mariah lept quite skillfully to her feet, balance atop the railing, while grasping a silk length-- which was tied to the floor above and reached to the floor below-- as she lip-synced, "I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere, tell me what you want so we can do just what you like." As the chorus came in, Mariah hooked her foot around the silk length, then slid down it in a slow and controlled manner. When she got to the bottom, Maxi was there to place her silver six inch heels so that she stepped right into them, as the music warped and slowed. With deft hands, Maxi switched on a second microphone-- coated in silver stars and glitter-- then handed it off to Mariah, before retreating into the shadows. "Hercules, in his quest to find love, found it in the most interesting place," Maxi announced as the track picked up.

And while Mariah didn't have the range, she definitely was the voice singing Bad Romance, as the song began to play. Sure, she had to take the pitch down a couple octaves and she wasn't going to get a record deal soon, but with a little auto tune she sounded daaaamn fine. As she sang, Tory came to her by splitting the crowd, and escorted her to the stage via DANCE PARTNERSHIP. To say that they were dancing their asses off wasn't an understatement-- they were clearly trying to earn every penny of Blake's money-- Tory did his stiff-assed mean mugginist best.

Recollections: The Coven [COMPLETED]

The S.S. Orgy Porgy -- 3rd Floor Aft

From inside the ship, marched Tory, oiled up and clad in a white single shoulder toga, which was sized small to allow his pec to show. He was also wearing a leather pleated skirt, like some knock-off gladiator, with strappy sandals and a thematic helmet to match. Of course, this look wasn't complete without his "fake" gladiolus-- which was actually real but it was extremely dull and came with a long story as to how it was acquired-- and his little buckler shield. He was wearing makeup and body paint, which gave him the "cell shaded" look a lot of cosplayers used. Even his costume pieces featured this appearance Behind him marched Mariah.

She was waring Drag which was heavily inspired by Hades from the Disney movie. With eyes bright and frightening yellow because of contact lenses, her wig was styled up with white glittery hair at the top, that gradually transitioned into dark blue as it got closer to her crown, and the curls which cascaded down to her shoulders further transitioned in color to black. Makeup had taken the longest, because it was silver body-paint and all of her exposed skin, aside from the blue eye-shadow and black contour lines-- which gave her a more "cell shaded" video game look. Even her dress-- which was layers of black, gray, and blue chiffon, decorated with glitter and shimmering beads-- had been painted to give her a more "cartoonish" outline. That dress was quite complimentary to her figure, even if she had to pad her ass and thighs, and it let show some of her fake-tit cleavage. While the dress itself ended just below the knees, there was a split in it on one leg, going nearly up to her hip, just to keep the audience informed of her legs.

Behind them trailed Maxi rather dejectedly, dressed in a gray zipper hoodie, his shimmering silver shorts, and a set of pink bunny slippers. "--I'm just sayin', I'm gettin kinda tired of waitin'," Maxi half-whined, "I do sound for this every time and you told me I could be Herc if I buffed up enough." Once outside the crew halted, with Tory and Mariah staring at Maxi rather critically.

Of course Tory blurted out, "Nah, you still skinny. Look at me--" he gestured to himself "-- look at you. Look at me. Look at you." As Tory began to cackle, in response to Maxi rolling his eyes, Mariah winced. She was used to Tory just saying whatever he felt whenever but he could be really brutal sometimes-- the cocky handsome idiot. "We just gotta be honest with ourselves and each other," she told Maxi, "That's uh. That's family-- besides! We weren't supposed to be doin' this song-- I just don't wanna scare all these Gringos with my usual set."

"Oh, cause the Spanish," Maxi nodded but gave a shrug of defeat, "I guess."

"He be spendin' too much time on him cam to go to a gym enough," Tory replied, then sucked his teeth, "I try and go with him but he no want to."

"He said you're too busy makin' that GayTube money to lift," Mariah laughed. Maxi pouted. "Anyway-- you know your cues right? You ain't gotta say the whole script cause I doubt these--" Mariah fished for the word a moment "--Leeches even want anything besides dancin'. They don't want no story. Keep it short. Keep the music rollin'."

Maxi rolled his eyes, "Ain't you tired of dealin' with Mr. Frankenstein feet over here though? You know I dance way better'n him." Tory looked taken aback but Maxi continued, "Plus that man don' even know how ta keep a good face when he be dancin'-- lookin' like a dollar store gorilla short of three bananas--"
"--you skinny little bitch you--" Tory stepped toward Maxi aggressively.

Maria intercepted the two with the heavy SNAP of her fan opening-- its Abstraction activating as a yellow-orange glow, invisible to these Blind knuckle-heads. "Fight each other. After the show. Off the boat," she warned, not only making it obvious she towered over both of them, but that there would be consequences for continued behavior-- it was all in the look.

Glaring at one for a few moments, then the other, Mariah finished it by saying, "Or I'mma make you two hold hands for the rest of the night." Now it was Tory's turn to pout while Maxi looked off to the side and tried to keep his angry face. Nodding to both of them, Mariah skillfully snapped her fan shut with one hand while saying, "Plus he right, Tory-- anyway." Dramatically she turned, forcing Tory in front of herself, "Maxi, go inform the DJ or whatever we're about to go on. Top of the hour." As he ran off, Mariah leaned over Tory's shoulder, "If you step on my feet for this one I'mma tear your butt-cheeks off and feed them to you."

Tory laughed, "Ohh ma gad, I tol' you it was a accident."

"Whatever," Mariah laughed, giving his shoulders a squeeze, "Loosen up. Smile. Wait for the cue..." she glanced upward as Maxi made his way up the stairs.

The Forest of Helsend

GURITAG

Kaze certainly had a point. Numbers were useful, even if it simply came down to someone to trip up while being chased. With a smirk, she walked on to the Inn, and entered it with a bit of a sigh. Introductions were being passed around and she took her place at the table without ordering a drink. Guritag was so content with simply listening and watching the others that her introduction came last.

A soft chuckle escaped her in the beat that passed after Kaze stopped speaking. And then she told them "Name's Guritag-- some folks call me Rita-- and," she deadpanned as best she could, "Horn go Doot. Axe go Slice." She didnt even crack a smile. Inside she was fighting against her laughter but the solemn reciting of this fact was better for comedy.

Jerking a thumb to Dion, she said with seriousness, "He can verify."

Council of the Night

Welp. There goes the cat.
To the sound of his true themesong...