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3 yrs ago
Current Bok Bok I'm An Omen Bok-KAW!
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4 yrs ago
Birb Scream In Morning As Battery Replacement Alarm Because Birb Not Real.
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5 yrs ago
Fighting Vagrants Behind Dennys Over Pancake @ 11PM Tonight As Birb.
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6 yrs ago
BE like bird. Wake in morning. SCREAM at sun. SHIT on enemy.
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6 yrs ago
Girl is like bird. DO approach calmly. DO greet kindly. DO offer cornchip.
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An absolute WILDCARD of an RPer
(apparently)
Due to sudden and multiple very lengthy hiatus periods, please assume I don't remember who you are but, I probably think your name is familiar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
U T R A X is a being that likes to Type Words on the INTERNET.

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From the scents gathered, Itimpu came the the conclusion that no one had stolen the Pale-Black king, at least. So this made him go back to the letter envelope. As the Phantom began part two of his lecture, one could see Itimpu hovering over the letter, with his face all scrunched up. To those with sensitive ears, they could likely hear him very lowly, trying to 'sound it out'.

"A.. ah? Fr-- fr? Ffff. R? R. Ri?" He snorted and squinted.
"Ah-free-kuh?"
"Ssss... sooou..." then in rapid Fillipino, Itimpu said to himself, "(FP)If this is where he go I must go-- but why did he not just tell us to meet him--"

Fur rising along his spine, Itimpu's ears caught the noise of a very subtle whistle on the wind-- the noise of a mortar round roaring through the air. Oh, Itimpu recognized the sound immediately. Having been attacked by similar weapons-- having used a few himself-- and from his rather odd experience as a Mercenary, this was a knowledgeable cat. Yes. He knew.

So he not-so subtly ducked beneath Dracula's desk long before it exploded-- probably looking strange as he did so-- but the noise overhead soon justified his action. A sharp growl escaped him after it went off. In his Cat Brain, all he thought about now was how this was hurting Dracula's house. This meant then, that he had to prevent the harm to the Pale-Black King's territory right now. Baring his teeth, Itimpu's eyes shot to the window, as he crouched on all fours, tail thrashing about.

People were speaking-- saying something about things-- and Itimpu smelled sweat, adrenaline, and the surest hint of rifle carbon on the wind. There were soldiers outside trying to lay siege to the castle! This was not theirs-- they had no right to take it while the Pale-Black King was away, but who was going to defend it? Surely not Fish-Beast and The Boys. Lowly, sub-vocally, Itimpu made a noise of warning-- snorted-- then made a decision.

As the Phantom whispered back the details of the Army, if no one was to stop this guy, Itimpu would take a running leap over the Phantom, and out into the night. He hoped to use the element of surprise, if he had it, and tear apart every single whoever-whatever was trying to TAKE Dracula's house.

What were they gonna do? Shoot him?
Launch Mortar rounds at him?
He'd been through worse.
Now my question becomes-- Anyone wanna collab and stop Itimpu from LEAPING OVER THE PHANTOM and directly at the Armed Special Forces? Cause... that's what's gonna happen.
If not, he's just gonna GO.
@Lugia@Rapid Reader@Bork Lazer
Lightning bolt after lightnign bolt struck the SKYSQUID and it thrashed about, having what was very much the Cephalopod approximation of a seizure. This movement, of course, caused the tentacles to dance about erractically-- smashing into the land with heavy blows or flailing about in an uncoordinated mess.

Then came the Warhammer.

In the middle of the seizure, the Warhammer descended from the sky, and landed with a HEAVY blow to the SKYSQUID's body-- to say what happened next was anything other than gruesome would be a disservice. Like a stomped on cockroach, the body of the SKYSQUID brust open, squirting its innards about in a brilliantly colored pink MESS as Fred's spell did it's work. Perhaps this spell was properly timed, for who could imagine how much worse the accurately colored SKYSQUID insides would be? Tyroden probably could.

Almost simultaneously, the parted pieces of SKYSQUID rather rapidly reshaped themselves, a the hole in the ground widened considerably under the forces of conflict.

The party now witnessed the birth of baby SKYSQUIDs without their consent.

These Warhammer divided and electrocuted sections of SKYSQUID tore away from each other, up until they were fully divided. SKYSQUID scales danced and moved about rapidly on these sections, taking tentacles with them, and flopping about on the ground as a horde of angry little bonemen approached. Now, the SKYSQUID was two-- each section took only one eye with it-- and it was very much trying to escape now.

Of course, now there was yet another problem.

From the sky there rained down three massive harpoon-like "arrows"-- six feet long from tip to end. Each was tipped with glowing "metal" that looked molten, these arrows impacted the battleground with thunderous force, and stood in the sandy ground only feet away from the party members-- clearly having been intended for them. Upon the passing of ten seconds, these arrows exploded, with a burst of magically fueled heat and force-- the force clearly meant to push our heroes off of the strip of "land" if they stood too close to the edge or hole.

Approximately forty seconds would pass before another "volley" of three arrows were shot toward each party member, so there was some time to think about what exactly was happening, at least. Right?

SKYSQUIDs really seemed intent on escape at the moment, still, but that didn't mean it wasn't just trying to get back into a position to ambush them.
@Polyphemus
Nah, don't hold off for a birb! GO! Full steam ahead, Cap'n!
I'm interested!
Hello!
@RedVII Actually.
I noticed your character is Multilingual.
Does he happen to speak Fillipino or Tagalog?
If so, I'mma slide into the DM's for possible collab.


Meanwhile, on the S.S. RichOrgy... or whatever it's named--

"Uh, Mariah? Mariah wait--" hastily the oiled up, muscle bound, young black man with an Alabama drawl-- who was wearing nothing but a shiny pair of silver shorts-- caught the closing door behind Mariah, just before it slammed shut. He halted its momentum then closed it gently. This cabin, aboard Blake FUCKING Schmidt's boat, had been slightly converted into Mariah's dressing room. She stood in front of a large mirror, which was surrounded by lights, and featured an expensive looking counter top, which she held onto with a nearly white knuckle grip, as she inhaled and exhaled DEEP cleansing breaths. Before her upon this counter were the unpacked contents of her makeup and costume bag. Mariah was still in full Drag, having just performed the opening set of songs, while dressed in a look inspired by the angels she was currently pleading with for patience.

As he listened to Mariah's second exhale, the buff young man nodded. "Aight then," he began turning to face Mariah slowly, "Clearly you upset by what he said but uh--" he found himself shuffling out of the way as the door opened behind him. In stampeeded another silver-booty-shorts oiled up buff man, who spoke, without a single second of hesitation, in an accent thick from Peru, "Sis he call you a got'damn SHE-MALE."

"Tory, what the fuck," replied the first man, gesturing to Mariah, who was very clearly trying to keep her shit together. Tory sucked his teeth as he shut the door, "Ey, don't 'What the fuck' me, man-- Ry, you jus' gon' take that shit?" Mariah turned to him, fury in her eyes, and let out a frustrated, barely volume controlled, noise of frustration. "Ey, see? She pissed off too--so we gon' fuck him up or..." Tory gestured, adjusting his balls unsubtly, then throwing his hands up to indicate readiness.

"Motherfucker-- don' you see she countin' to sixty n' shit--" spoke up the young black man, as he moved to take a seat upon one of two stools, which were placed before the mirror, "--which is really kinda. I mean. I ain't sayin' it's weird but uh--"

"You woulda took the chain' out onna bitch in the club," Tory finished the thought, "So whassup?"

Taking another deep, frustrated breath, Mariah opened her mouth to speak, then had to take one more breath. Her statement began with a tongue pop, as she practically spoke through her teeth, "Ten thousand dollars. Split three ways."

"Maxi--" Tory began bluntly, "-- she the one that said you ain't suppos'ta sell you soul for no money? You stick to you morals. Sis a hypocrite."

Maxi made a face, "I mean," was all he responded with, finishing the thought with a shrug.

"How bout you both shut the fuck up-- And Tory? Spell hypocrite," Mariah paused for a few beats as Tory's face scrunched. She held her hand up, palm toward him, then pulled her finger back, "That's what I thought. Bye, bitch. Look," she clapped on the word. As she spoke, she began removing her wings and Maxi got up to help her, "Mamma's fridge was lookin' awful empty plus, okay, he call me out my name." Maxi helped her place other parts of her outfit aside and Tory moved to pick up a previously opened bottle of water. He drank it with a sigh as Mariah continued, "I been called worse by better and Mamma always said I need to work on my temper."

"Yeah okay," Tory swished the bottled water around, as if it were wine, "What if he call Maxi the N word. Or what if he tell us to go back to our country or something else." As Tory drank quite thirstily, Mariah removed her wig as Maxi prepared another, and she watched him in silence for a few beats.

Mariah turned to the mirror and began removing her makeup, "There certain shit I ain' willin' to look over but hey-- if he got a fetish or some shit, then maybe he'll tip more, huh? Only fetish havin people know that term-- typing it in on PornHub n'shit. You hears they be throwin' out twenties like it ain't shit on these boat parties, tho? Fifties? Hunnids?" There was definitely the rising moral conflict gnawing a pit into her chest but, as usual, she crumpled the feeling and dunked it into the trash.

This was a good gig... in concept. Maybe one of these other Rich Pricks would invite her to perform here, another there, and next she'd be twerkin' on a coke head's dick for a fat fiddy in Mar a Largo. Don't sell your soul but get your goal-- that was the way. She had plans to stay clean of drugs n' shit but Mariah knew how this world was-- rich folk loved coke. As long as they were high as hell, the money would keep rollin' in, and she could just look the other way. These were muddy waters-- shit, there go those feelings again. A deep exhale left Mariah once more and she shook her head.

"Who even go to the bank and ask for fifties," Maxi idly remarked as he worked on the wig with a curling iron. Tory sucked his teeth again and laughed, "Man, if I was rich I ask for shit in gold dollars and fifty coins. Make it hail on dem hoes!"

Mariah laughed, wiping her face over with makeup removal wipes, "All I'm sayin' is, I'm willin' to look over one strike. Just one. He shouldn' feel the need to use it within earshot no more. Plus I made my point, didn't I?"
"Girl, you know that man ain't listen," Maxi said with a shake of his head, "Soon as he heard anything on the woke spectrum he got that Rich White Man trance where they don' hear shit brown people be sayin'."
"That's what I'm sayin'," Tory, once again, sucked his teeth, "Jus' go old school Ry on a rich prick-- money fall out like punchin' bricks on Mario."

"Plus tengo oído que su verga es pequeña," Mariah laughed as she pumped primer into her hand.

Maxi sighed and asked, with the air of a man that knew futility, "What?"
Tory simply burst into laughter.

Neither of them translated.

"Duolingo ain't shit," Maxi mumbled.
No rush.
We're not like.
Writing up the cure for cancer here or anything.
I am the bastion of everlasting patience when it comes to RP.
I'm here for fun.
Yes, Dr. Lugia, the waiting is happening.
I'm givin @Rapid Reader a fair amount of time to react to Ratte Bolt.
Then I'll toss up the post of forward progression.





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