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ROLEPLAY BUCKET LIST
- Walmart Apocalypse Roleplay
- Nightmare Gas Station
- Underrail/Fallout/Post Apocalyptic Roleplay. Codename: Clausterclysm
- Anthromorphic Grimdark Animal Fantasy Roleplay. Codename: Fallowbrook.
- Eldritch Abomination Garfield Roleplay. Codename: Lasagna.
- Infinite IKEA Roleplay. Codename: God Morgon
- Roleplayerguild High School RP. Codename: Highschool Roleplay
- Cyberpunk South East Asia RP. Codename: Straits of Malacca. [CURRENTLY HAPPENING]


CURRENT PROJECTS

- FRAYED TAPESTRY - AN EPIC FANTASY RP (WIP)
- THE LAST DEPRESSION - A RED MARKETS QUEST/PLAY BY POST RP (UNDECIDED)

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To be added.....


An RP between myself and @Shoopuf

LORE

Races




Humans

Supposedly the oldest, strongest and wisest race in the Occitente. The humans who occupy the Six Realms today state that their ancestry back to ancient Malakim who mated and bonded with Lutin and Fin alike. Other races speak of a time when they remember men armed with bone spears and adorned in woodmail rose out of the caverns and razed the lands to salt and ash. The splinters of once great human kingdoms make up most of civilisation today with the exception of Calesvolant.

Lutin

These creatures, thought to reside only in children bedside tales and the ballads of bonesingers, still live in warrens and refuges lost to both man and monster alike. Many Lutin in Skalesvol mourn of long gone friendships between Lutin and men to the disbelief of many. Instead of wishes and solstice gifts, they leave horrors and depravity for men to discover. The knowledge of the Lutin have been reappropriated by mankind such as herblore, the arts of reagentry, churgery and other scientific arts.

Fin

The aurochs raised in the wheat fields of Durandelle or the dromaderies roaming the deserts of Shirsham are not true Fin. Lowborn peasants have tried to claim that their crow was a Fin, only to realise that they could barely string a sentence together. A true Fin does not reveal itself but there are some clues. Fin live longer than most animals. They are capable of the same intelligent thought as most human beings. Most of all, they can communicate with each other through the wind without a single noise, their most dangerous attribute..

Malakim

Gods amongst men, the Malakim are the centre of many a roving cults pagan religion, with a thousand names for each of the Thousand-Eye Wonders. Those who see a Malakim or hear its cry are almost destined to die a death later. Whether this is out of pure circumstance or through a force of Enochian magic yet unseen, no one dares to test otherwise.


The Six Realms of the Occitente


Durandelle

Swooning princesses, dashing knights adorned in steel plate and monstrous wyrms terrorising hapless lowborn are what happened in the yore days of Durandelle past. Now, it is anything but that. Two centuries since the theft of Durandal and the departure of Roi Perriere, the remnants of his court have fractured and split the land in an attempt to consolidate power themselves. Men who once called themselves viziers and advisors have now taken the role of barons, dukes and rogue warlords as minor courts have sprouted across the land like weeds. The Enduring Land cries out for peace, yet, whether it is crafted in blood or treaty, time will tell………

Their blade is the Durandal, the Enduring Scythe. It typically takes the shape of a half-foot curved bastard sword. It is said to imbue its wielders with an endless reservoir of steely will to draw from.

Chamchir

Money moves like the desert rivers in Chamchir, never pausing, never moving, always shifting. The shaded tent-cities of Chamchir are seemingly primitive on the outside but underneath its colorful facade lies a proud history of conquerors and emperors buried under the dunes of pearl sand. Chamchir is ruled by a council of merchant guilds who have an iron fist over trade and the flow of goods in the region. Their most impressive achievement are the creation of the dowse houses, a network of deep water wells dug using reagentry and bone-smithing, to sustain civilization in the merciless heat of the Burning Sea.

Their blade is the Shamshir, the Gibbous Scimitar, pulled by Eulker the Wanderer. Those who wield the blade are said to be able to be burdened with the eye of the moon.

Kamoshak
In the first north, Kamoshak is embroiled in a furious dynastic war that has been ongoing for ten years between those who claim to have ancestry from the God-King of Winter. Merchants give differing accounts of the political situation in Kamoshak, although everyone is confident of two things. That the trees there are the height of mountains and that the winters there are so cold that even sunlight freezes in this merciless land.

Their blade is Kamoshak, the Miracle Sword, said to possess a mind of its own and others if they aren’t careful enough….

Calesvolant

Located to the far east past the Fog Wall, Calesvolant is rumoured to the birthplace of the Lutin Lords. Colonies of men were said to have arrived there in the Old Aeon during the First Shaping. Durandelle receives little news other than hearsay from fishermen that courts of Lutin and Fin live harmoniously amongst those first colonies.

Supposedly.

Their blade, Calesvol, is more myth than truth but historical texts state that the blade was originally a gift from the Men of Durandelle to the Fin Lords before they stole it for themselves during a treatise at the capital of Durandelle.

Skof

The people of Skof dwell in the high crags of the peripheries and edges of the Known World. Much of Skof's fragmented society owes it to the tumultous nature of the weather as the hot winds of Chamchir and the cold gales of Kamoshak meet here. It is a never-ceasing storm of hurricanes, rains, hot droughts and burning summers. One day is always different from the next.

Their blade, Skofnung, is known as the Cerine Cleaver and is said to imbue its user with the blood-thirst of a dozen wolf packs.

Nandoka

Nandoka is not a place but its people. Once occupying a jungle east of Chamchir, the realm of Nandoka fell apart after a calamitous earthquake that shook the roots out from the soil and scoured the green from its bountiful hills. Now, its people roam across the rest of the Five Realms, each seeking to reclaim a part of their own history.

Their blade, Nandok, the Joyous Kris, serves as a historical repository of all the minds of their society and is said to give their user the ability to break past the barriers of their own mind and ascend past mortal eyes, seeing as the Malakim once saw.

Esoterica




Bone-Smithing - TO BE ADDED

Reagentry - TO BE ADDED

Thaumathurgy - TO BE ADDED

Enochian Magic - TO BE ADDED


EPISODE 1 - "Such a Lovely Place"





Tarhook was the first to wake to the conches. He blinked three times; the first time to make sure he was still living, the second time to see if he was still breathing and the third time to make sure he was in the mood for fighting. He slowly pushed pass the knot of limbs gently, extricating himself from the naked pile of people on the sodden mattress. He stood up shakily on his knees and walked to the large cracked pane of plexiglass on the far side of the crowded bunkroom. The room was crowded, buzzing with bloatfly spawn and the listless breaths of his people. He rolled his shoulders, grunting as his joints popped, and grabbed a nearby razor, the edge dulled with brown rust. Dabbing it in a bucket of jellyfish mash, he began to shave off his beard in chunks of hair. The pinpricks of pain that came with each stroke sharpened his mind, cleared his thoughts for the task ahead.

The sonorous bellow of the conch called to him again as he strapped on the kevlar vest. He heard the tones more clearly this time; one high and two low. A raid. He salivated at the thought. Finally. More and more were waking up in the bunkroom, coming to the same realisation as Tarhook. They began messily preparing themselves, shimmying on pants. Some opened satchels of black rust, carved from the hulks of decaying ships, and dabbed their fingers in it, powdering their skin. Others opened books of the old world, reciting cantos and old verses to faceless gods. A dozen rituals played out, the histories of them forgotten, in some hopeless attempt of preservation.

Just as Tarhook was oiling and checking the slide of his N99, a hand slapped his head from behind. It was Crabhead. The mirelurk claw embedded into the side of his left skull was not the reason for his namesake. He had earned it before his untimely accident due to his propensity for his face to become red during times of high stress or excitement. It was the latter. His face seemd to glowin the dark as Crabhead dragged out a long rusty chain. On the end of it hung an black iron anchor that was encrusted with dried blood and barnacle shells.

“ What’s got you acting up?”

“ Haven’t you heard? We caught a big one off the coast of Kaui.Cruiser size. ”

“ From where?,” Tarhook asked as he placed his ear next to the receiver.

“ Scouts report it came from across the Circle of Fire, rom the land of California.”

California. Tarhook nearly dropped his Colt when he heard that word. California. It was a different sort of ocean than the one he had grown accustomed to living in these past years. He remembered the sand that flayed his skin, the hot sun that beat down, the people that looke down upon him as the green skies above him thundered and shook. His finger thumbed the trigger excitedly back and forth like the jaws of a hound that had found its prey.

“ Then, let’s give these tourists a welcome party they won’t forget.”




Lower Decks, Green Horizon

There were three truths to living in the wasteland.

Rule number one. Expect the worst in everyone.

Rule number two. Always have a gun.

And rule number three? If rule number two doesn’t work, have a bigger gun.

The sight of a 10 foot tall supermutant toting a massive shotgun was enough to fulfill the criteria of the last two rules in many respects. The crowd in the lower deck parted around the standoff like water, paying little attention to it. The group of bandits eyd the glinting barrel of the supermutant’s weapon nervously but their morale hadn’t completely collapsed yet. After all, no upjumped mutated freak was going to dissuade them from the noble task of robbing underaged minors.

“Fellows,” he barked out in a phlegmy baritone, “this here gun's pointing fifteen hundred grains of lead shot in your direction. That’s about equal to four rounds of twelve gauge, and I won’t to hesitate to pull the trigger if you don’t take it elsewhere. So take it elsewhere.”
“ There’s only one of you, mutie,” The leader donning the tri-corn hat spoke with an air of bravado, albeit his voice shook.. “ I only see one of your ugly ass and no one else around. Seven’s more than one. Did your Master teach you how to count properly?”

Nervous chuckles were shared around the gang like popcorn. Their leader’s logic was mathematically sound. Seven humans did beat one genetically-mutated first generation super mutant. Even so, their bravery was paper-thin. A fewdropped their makeshift cubs onto the ground and began to run into the crowd, hiding themselves amongst the clatter of a bag of caps on the ground. One of the gang members to the left of the leader immediately scooped it up before any one could grab it. He shook the leather bag gently, feeling it in his palms to make sure it wasn’t fake. He slowly looked up at his leader with a pensive gaze.

“Fuck this shit, I’m out.”

“ Good luck, Col.”

“ Hey, wait for me!”

The raiders left one by one like rats leaving a sinking ship. The tricorn-hatted leader was now by his lonesome. His face was red, irate, on the verge of yelling as his gang dispersed into the crowd. The sound of gurgling blood then filled the air as a silver blade protruded out through the leader’s throat. Gloved hands scrabbled at the throat to stem the flow of blood. The leader collapsed on his front unceremoniously, a pool of blood slowly forming where his head was. Lying on his back was the power-helmeted islander scout. The child took a moment to wipe his blade on the deceased gang leader’s shirt before looking up at Hog and Galena.

“ OH, THANK YOU, YOU TWO! ”I’LL BE SURE TO PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU BACK IN THE-”

Screams erupted as a hideous metallic yawn pierced the eardrums of everyone in the lower decks. The pitch of the sound was taut, akin to an overstrung piano wire. Then came the rapid beat of rivets popping one by one. Kahana felt wetness at his feet and there he could see water rising inch by inch every second. The passengers of the lower deck churned and beat the floodwater with frantic pushes and steps as they The radio strapped on his vest chirped.

“ Scout Kahana, status report!”

“ SIR, SCOUTMASTER, THE HULL OF DECK 5-A WHICH HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.”

“ Scout Kahana, how severe is this hull breach?”

“ SIR, SCOUTMASTER, BASED ON THE VOCAL PITCH AND VOLUME IN WHICH CIVILIANS ARE IN CURRENTLY IN DISTRESS AROUND ME ALONGSIDE THE RATE OF WATER ENTERING THE COMPARTMENT, IT WOULD FALL UNDER THE DEFINITION OF ‘EXTREMELY SEVERE’, SIR! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVACUATION, SIR!”

“ Denied, Scout Kahana. You are to immediately assist repair crews in this manner. You are to only evacuate if all occupants of the deck other than you are deceased, do you understand!”

“ SIR, SCOUTMASTER, THERE’S A PROBLEM.”

“ Scout - KZZZTT - , report the -KZZZZTTTof this problem.”

“ SIR, SCOUTMASTER, I'M EMBARRASSED TO SAY - " Kahana had troubled finishing his sentence, sputtering the last few words out in embrassment." - THAT I CAN'T SWIM.,” Kahana leaned back, waiting to get scolded only for the radio to hiss back in a bubble of static. “ SCOUTMASTER?! SCOUT-”

Kahana paused as pale slime drooped from above and splattered all over his helmet. He touched it with his finger and rubbed it in between his fingers. It was cold, stuck to his hands like glue and smelt of rotting radgull. Rotting. Gooseflesh rose underneath Kahana’s clothes as he unsheathed his knife out again. Then, he heard it. Something large and wet landing behind him. He dove immediately to the front, feeling the hot breathe of a mawsnapping behind him. He turned around and though he’d seen plenty of their kind before, he could never.

Its black body was sleek and sinuous, damp and dark in the bowels of the ship. Pale white scars dotted its skin, each a tale of a battle long past. Two spade-like fins protruded out from its side, spines growing out of the edge in some sick fashion of a paw. It’s head was obesely packed to the brim with rolls of fat that dribbled out the side like melted wax. A long needle like mouth curved out from underneath its ruiuned face.

“ BLACKBOTTLE! BLACKBOTTLE ABOAR-!” was all that a Gold Galleon employee had to say before the mutant monstrosity launched itself forward on its two fins. It slid across the flooded floor, reminding Kahana of one of those pre-war ice skating holotapes his troop smuggled across from Maui. The Gold Galleon Employee screamed as the jaw grabbed him on the toros and lifted him into the air, before snapping him in two in a spray of blood and guts.




Upper Decks, Green Horizon

Sam was already dreaming of the sounds of caps jingling in his pockets. The amount of material he had gotten in this single hour alone would keep 89 on the airwaves for the next few weeks. Sure, he would have to cut out the seditionist remarks made by who he suspected had a bone to pick wit the NCR, maybe the Brotherhood or the Legion. Everything else was at least tolerable. As he thanked the last interviewee, Sam turned to the camera to make his final remarks.

“And there you have it, folks! Wastelanders from all walks of life determined to start anew in the Aloha Isles. This is Sam Gallagher from California 89 signing - “

“ Hold up, hold up,” A gold-ringed hand pushed the camera away and Sam was dumbstruck at who he was seeing. The Sunset Sarparilla floral shirt and the hideous shades barely covered the man’s sunburnt skin. His face looked as though someone had squished an overripe mutfruit and fingerpainted a smile and eyes on it. The coterie of swimsuit-dressed girls behind him didn’t help either. The man pushed down his shades and looked at Sam like a pest. “Who the fuck do you think you are, shitstick?”

“ Sam Gallagher of California 89. Um, do you mind moving, we’re busy wrapping up over here.”

“ What the hell did you just say to Dole Hannigan, you little pissant?” For the second time today, Sam had his personal territory invaded yet again as the businessman pushed himself chest to chest with the reporter, puffing his chest out like an obese radgull. “ Do you knowwho the fuck I am? In fact, I’m going to educate you today. Goreman, that piece of shit Codac is bugging the hell out of me. Get rid of it, would you?”

Before Sam could complain, a burly guard popped from behind the man, grabbed his cameraman’s Codac and chucked it overboard.

“ What the fuck was that for?” Sam yelped. “ You know how much that cost me -”

A spike of agony suddenly bolted through his legs, making him collapse onto the floor. Drool dribbled out of Sam’s open mouth as he faintly felt a hand yank his hair upwards, forcing him to look into grey eyes that were cut from slate.

“ Let me get it through your little molerat-sized brain just so we’re standing on the same ground. Aloha, Sam, is my territory. So, I don’t know what kind of dainty psy-op radio play bullshit you’re playing with me but you’re not gonna get to me. YOU’RE NOT GONNA GET TO ME.!” Sam tilted his head away in disgust at the smell of stale Nuka Cola and iguana steaks. “ So, get this. If I ever catch you filming for California 85-”

“ -It’s 89-”

“ Speak when I say you can speak, bitch!” If I ever catch you moseying on here again again, I will sue the piss coming out of your shithole when you go back home crying back to California.” The man pulled Sam up by the ear and whispered into his ear. “ Welcome to Aloha, motherfucker.”



It was at that moment that Dole Hannigan’s head chose to explode like a ripe pumpkin. Sam was mute as the shower of warm blood hit him and laid unmoving on the deck of the ship in shock. His mind was frozen, looking at the headless corpse of Dole Hannigan which laid next to him, his tongue lolling out of his decapitated head. The speakers turned on with an electronic whine and a smooth female voice began to speak in a reassuring tone.

“ All passengers, please remain calm. We are currently in the midst of a pirate attack. Please locate your nearest lifeboat. Your nearest Gold Galleon security representative will be there to escort you safely. Please remain calm.”

Warning klaxons blared out in unison as upper deck passengers ran across the deck like a herd of Brahmin. Security guards attempted to control the flow of people only to be trampled underneath the stampede. Sam shakedly stood up and blinked as dots of colours danced in his vision in the vast expanse of the blue sky. He squinted and then, noticed that there was something hanging off these dots. Namely, men. There were at least 30 of them floating towards the upper deck, strapped to ginormous spherical balloons that had strange symbols drawn on them. Some of them were dressed with the classic skulls and bones that every traveller in the Pacific would see whilst others had nails, fishheads, bottlecaps or gecko heads sewn into the fabric. A thin dogwhistle then shrilled through the air as the balloons were dozens of feet away from the upper deck. The balloons began bursting one by one in fiery explosions that turned the blue sky red. The wild evacuation stopped for a moment as onlookers stopped to observe the light show.

It was so pretty that Sam failed to notice the black human missile that pancaked the star-struck tourist in front of him into a sack of broken bones and skin.

he stepped back as the pirate shook her head, slightly dazed, and then, honed her eyes on him like a deathclaw. Her left eye had been replaced with a green-stripped pool ball, the letter ‘4’ staring back at him. Similar landings were occurring across the boat as the attackers began diving from the air, using the tourists to cushion their fall messily. Sam watched in horror as the pirate wrenched her foot out of a caved-in ribcage, drew her cutlass and yelled out loud in a crooked grin.

“ FOR LEVIATHAN!”

“ - This 2050, be one of twenty families to win an all exclusive trip, courtesy of RobCo to the Aloha Islands. Aloha, where paradise meets pleasure - “

“ - of chinese submarines have been spotted off the coast of Maui-”

“- will not give into foreign aggression. The peace of the American people - “

“ - a refreshing burst of tropica life with Nuka Colada -”

“ - protests have erupted in response to occupation of burial grounds by military -”

“ - claims of internment camps are entirely unsubstantained and dare I say, communist - “

“ - Don’t take a chance with nuclear catastrophe and take a chance with Vault-Tec’s islander lottery for Vault 50! This message is not approved by -”

“ ….PLEASE ENTER YOUR NEAREST FALLOUT SHELTER. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE ENTER YOUR - “

“ I am King Kamehameha, the tide bringer, he who was born in the eve of the Black Cauldron - “

“ - If you are receiving this message, the votes from Redding have just arrived in. With all six states, we have our first president of the New California Republic, Tandi -”

“ This is Enclave Radio. Poseidon Oil Rig has fallen. Some of us are regrouping at Navarro. We’re heading out west. See if we can take our chances at Pearl Harbor. God Bless America.”

“ We move to new lands, not to the east, but to the west, past the Cauldron. May Steel guide us, brothers.”

“ - President Kimball has resigned from his office following the retreat of the NCR army from Hoover Dam - “

“ - Commonwealth Provisional Government. The shadow of the Institute will haunt us no longer - “

“ - One fond embrace, until we meet again…….”






Episode 0 - TOURIST TRAP





The Hub, New California Republic
2282, November 6th
01:45 AM


Gerald Westin woke up at moonlight to the glint of a chrome silencer pointed in between his eyes.

For a moment, he thought it was just a nightmare. His mind still swam from the moonshine Governor LaBearn offered him during one of their dinners. When the barrel failed to fade away from his vision, the governor’s breath hitched and then, choked as the fingers around his throat tightened like a vice. Beads of sweat fell down is forehead as his s eyes swiveled to where his N99 was. It was on the night-table, a family piece he inherited from his father and grandfather before him. The brown oak grip glistened in the dusklight. If he could just grab ahold of it, there was still a chance he could -

“ Don’t. ,” The whisper chilled him to the bone. “ Don’t scream. You’ll make this worst if you do.”

Westin’s eyes focused away from the barrel. Remember what your father said. Calm heads prevailed over rashness. The bite of adrenaline soon faded from his nerves as the gears of his mind turned, thinking about what step was next. The countenance that had made him prevail over bottom feeder caravan cartels and gung-ho politicians return on his face, cool and candid. His eyes wavered from the barrel to the figure in front of him.

“ I know what you’re thinking right now, Westin,” The person spoke again, their voice cut apart by the harsh static of the helmet’s receiver. The barrel swayed side from side tauntingly. “ How many caps can I pay this feller? How much can I afford to lose to save my worthless piece-of-shit molerat hide?” She jabbed the barrel at his head, causing him to flinch. “ Tell me, what price are you willing to pay to protect that pretty face of yours?”

“ Everyone has their price,” Gerald gritted out. “ Whatever your employers are paying you, I swear I can double it. ”

The silence that followed after made Gerald regret his words. The pistol stopped swaying and the assassin lowered their pistol. The pressure on his throat lightened and a sign of relief escaped him. His hand came up to rub against his aching throat. He wondered if this meant the assassin was having second thoughts.

He was too busy breathing to react to the punch. It came at the side of his head in a blur and Westin's world spun in a spray of teeth and iron on his lips.

“ Don’t try acting like you’re hot shit, Westin. It’s embarassing. I’m not here on your terms. You’re here on mine, Westin. Understand? You try saying my conscience can be paid off with caps and I’ll fuckin’ make you piss caps out your cockhole. Capiche?"

Westin nodded, wiping a smear of blood from his nose.

“ Good.” The assassin leaned back to shake her head with a derisive snort “ Can’t believe it was you who helped get Killian killed. She was a good woman. Far better than your fuckin’ merchant pals.”

“ I didn’t -,”

The second punch caved in his nose this time. Black stars danced in his eyes as the assassin spoke again tauntingly.

“ Did I say you killed her? Nah, a ghoul’s got more balls than you and you didn’t even need to get baked in the Glow to lose yours. I’m saying you helped her.” The assassin then reached behind her back with her empty left hand and took out a cherry-red inhaler that seemed to glimmer in the night. “ Do you know what this is, Gerald?”

“ Sn’jet.”

“ Good boy. Back before the Followers figured out a way to make Fixer, the Mordino family back in New Reno used to make the good stuff. I mean, one puff and you’d skitter ‘round like a bloatfly. Tandi banned production back in 2245. Everything you see on the streets now is cheap crap. Twice as expensive and half the bang.”

Without warning, the assassin crushed it in between their palm with a snap, rubbing their fingers through the mess before letting it drop to the floor in a pile of plastic scrap.

“ Now, here’s what got me and a couple of other people interested in you brahmin baron folk. You see, it’s said that the Mordinos used to make this crap out of Brahmin shit. Don’t ask me ‘bout howthe science works. rahmins cost too much nowadays for us regular folk to buy thanks to you lot.”

They then lifted a finger.

“ But, hear me out. Brahmin barons like you are scattered throughout all of California, each with your own ranches. That’s a lot of brahmin, get what I mean.”

“ I don’t what like you’re implying - “

“ Did you say that to Killian before you blew her brains out? Hell, you were probably terrified of her. Trailblazer from Redding, believing in tales of the Vault Dweller and the Chosen One, righting a wrong when she saw it. Her neighborhood was full of Jet addicts and she wanted to institute formal drug legislation and regulation. Make it so that rehabilitation would be made avaliable and Jet publicly available to drive black market prices down.” The assassin breathing was now heavy and ragged as they hissed their next words in a snarl of static. “ It would have saved a lot of people. All you fuckers saw was a threat to your bottom line.”

Gerald's face was pale white now. The assassin's hand trembled on the trigger guard of the pistol and he wanted to close his eyes. Better to not see it coming than see the flash of gunpowder and nothing after. The next time the assassin spoke, it was in an air of finality, of patience wrung from certainty.

" So, you'll make it right. Where's the fucking Poppy, Westin? Where's the goddamn Poppy?"




It is dawn.

The sun rises in the smoky clouds of the Atlantic, a boiled red scar against the gray sky. The dappled crimson light bleeds into the ocean, flowing through the waves and tides of the churning ocean. Amidst to the east of the pacific is a fuming basin of ash and obsidian, heaving clouds that desperately claw up in fits of lightning and screams of thunder. It is the Black Cauldron, the labyrinth that excites adrenaline junkies and frightens experienced captains. The electromagnetic interference in the storm is said to shred silicon chips and wires into scrap and those who survive passing through it are blessed with cankerous blistering sores. Scientists and scholars have posited that the creation of the Black Cauldron is a result of a nuclear detonation which occured near an active faultline in the waning days of hte Great War. Philosophers have attempted to espouse the Black Cauldron as an example of mankind’s folly. Sailors simply say that the Black Cauldron is fucking bullshit.

Everyone considers a trip through the Black Cauldron to be extremely ‘unhealthy’.

The clouds part to reveal a hulking mass. Strips of green paint peel off its surfaceand the 10-inch thick carbon-steel hull is pitted with dents. It cuts through the stormy waters like a knife, shearing through it and leaving a wake of bubbling motor fluid and grease. It inches mile by mile towards a new horizon. A green horizon.

It is dawn. A thousand and thirty souls are onboard, young, hungry, rich, poor, dreamers, the desperate.

Only 14 will survive.




The Green Horizon, Upper Decks




Starring….

@Randomguy as Clive, a lucky vault dweller, [@Megyschan] as Akane, a tribal of the Salt, @Butteryicarus as Helene, a scavenger of the past, @EmpressDesu as Rebecca, a stateswoman, @Starlance as Vigil, the dreamer, @Ezekiel as Inessa, the woman of many masks and @Theyra as Malcolm, a man in search of his faith.




Sam Gallagher, intrepid intern newscaster of Calfornia Channel 89, wondered how the hell he’d arrived here in the first place. His crew had been assigned to the Green Horizon as a strategic move by 89 to secure corporate relations with Gold Galleon Incorporated. A two-week cruise sounded like the perfect vacation for him and his crew to shack up and relax, maybe even take some time off from that Baja fiasco the studio was dealing with. Ever since they’d aired that footage of an NCR veteran ranger shooting some tribal five-year-old in broad daylight, senators had blacklisted the channel from the airwaves. The company was in the red and Gold Galleon had thrown them a veritable lifeline. He had expected a peaceful vacation amongst the ocean as he delved into the treasures of the cocktail bar, one alcoholic binge at a time.

Word of the Green Horizon’s soon-to-be arrival had spread around the ship like wildfire. The Aloha Isles were barely indistinguishable in the featureless grey ocean of the Atlantic. The baking heat of the midday sun made it ebb like a candle flame in the distance.

Thronging masses of people screamed at the fore, locked arms against one another, scrambling to get a glimpse of the green paradise that had been popularized in pre-war brochures and turned into legend over time.The passengers of the Green Horizon had been liberally soaked in a miasma of slick impatience and dreariness for the last fortnight and now, they had been set alight. The guards, prevented by Gold Galleon from harming their customers, tried to control the crowd as best as they could but even their hefty paychecks weren’t expensive enough to cover the costs of being trampled over by dozens of tourists. Rival newscasters from other channels lugged oversized cameras cybernetically mounted to their sternum or used eye-bots mounted with video recorders to get an edge up on their competition.

Sam was at his wit’s end to try and at least get one usable interview until he spotted a lone figure standing on the deck aftside, far away from the crowd. He motioned to his cameraman and brushed his waxed black toupee. Clearing his voice, he silently mouthed for the cameraman to begin recording.

“ This is California Channel 89, reporting live from the Atlantic. We’re nearing the end of our 15 day voyage and I’ve just received word from the captain that we are soon to dock at Kahui Port in three hours. Today is a historic day for the Aloha Isles and the Hawaiian Chiefdom. Once shroud in myth, the island paradise has now thrown open its gates to travellers, immigrants and tourists alike in the past year. Queen Lilua, in a formal decree, has stated that . In a brief press release announced yesterday, Gold Galleon Incorporated assures the citizens of the New California Republic that this cruise will be the first in a new enterprise to build trade and travel relations between the New California Republic and this once fledgeling island nation……”

Sam sidled to the right, directing his cameraman to lug his oversized Codac S4500 to the right where a haggard man in a trenchcoat was leaning over the guard rail. He shoved his microphone into the man’s face as though he was a pest, forcing the man to look at the camera with a stinkeye.

“ Dozens of californians such as this gentleman today we’re interviewing will be one of the lucky few to arrive on the Aloha Isles for the first time. What will you be doing at the Aloha Isles, sir?”

There was a pause. The man scratched his unkept chin before a stoic expression of realisation dawned wearily in his eyes. He dipped into his pockets and produced a tin canteen. The newscaster’s curdled his nose at the smell as the man leaned his head back to take in a deep draught. He then wiped his chin, spat on the floor of the deck and finally spoke.

“Drinking. Getting laid. More drinking,” the trenchcoated man waved his bottle invitingly. “ Want one?”

“ Uh, no, fuck, thank - I mean, I don’t really need it,” The newcaster coughed awkwardly, tugging on his red cravat. He felt strange here in the middle of the Atlantic, standing next to a drunkard who smelt like molerat piss and vinegar whilst he was dressed in a silk suit that had been handcrafted and tailored by an army of orphan children in Boneyard sweatshops.

“ Is that all you want to do?”

The man blood-streaked eyes widened, the newscaster regretting his words, as he stumbled towards him in a delirious sprint. The drunkard grabbed ahold of the newscaster’s collar and spat flecks of brown saliva with every word he spoke.

“ My wife broke up with me on this cruise! We were together for years. Years!” The man sobbed and leaned onto the newscaster, holding the newscaster hostage with the strength of thirty vodka shots that had been taken over the course of several hours. “ You tell me something! What does a fuckin’ protectron have over me? Was I just not good enough for her? I helped out, you see. I helped out with the mortgage. I paid my fair share! That bucket of bolts never did anything but just lie in the basement but noooooo, she says that it’s got more personality than me. Me? Me….” The drunk stranger continued to beat his fists onto Sam’s chest until he slumped over into a alcohol-fueled nap.

“ Right,then,” Sam stepped away from the drunkard before turning back to the camera. “ As I was saying, today marks a historic moment and as we can see from today’s commotion, everyone is clearly excited about the chance to step foot on a hidden nation thought long lost from the world.”

Sam motioned his cameraman to move away from the huge crowd of people occupying the front of the deck to the back where people were scattered around. His approach was guided by general fatigue and a lack of interest from passengers who seemed more concerned with catching a glance of the islands rather than being interviewed. His tongue felt numb as he continued repeating the same sentence again and again, hoping that he could catch a brief sentence, hell, even a word at this point.

“ Hi, Sam from California Channel 89! We’re broadcasting live to California now. If you don’t mind, could you tell our viewers at home about what made you come onto the Aloha Isles?”




The Green Horizon, Lower Decks




Starring…..

@Abstract Proxy as Gallina, the Bostonian Russian, @Peik as Hog, the Super Mutant, @spicykvnt as Kinsley, the Wandering Doctor, @Thayr as John Doe, the Mr Handy, @DeadDrop as Kroger, the Ex-Slaver and @Letter Bee as Andrew, a soldier fighting for a lost cause.




Deep in the lower guts of the Green Horizon, who were unable to afford the steep price of 5000 caps for a room on the upper decks were consigned to the former maintenance hallways of the cruise ship. Ramshackle welders and mechanics had turned the jungle of corroded steel pipes and rust coated footpaths into a shanty town. Hammocks made from patchwork curtains and blankets were tied onto the pipes whilst cladding had been torn out of the hull to serve as makeshift bedding. It had taken three days for the Psycho and Jet dealers to begin plying their trade and five days for impromptu caravan and bonebrick gambling rings to form amongst the lower deck passengers.

Two common unspoken rules had formed amongst the passengers of the Lower Decks. All crime was legally permissible as long as you didn’t get caught. If you did get caught, then, your rights as a living being would be forfeit and your only remaining choice in life was to determine your choice of death. The second was to keep your noses to yourself. Everyone’s own business for going to the island was private and they didn’t need anyone interfering with their own business. These two sacred rules maintained order in the lawlessness of the lower decks. It was on the 15th final day that Kahana Mika, islander scout of Squad 4, forget the last rule as he desperately tried to fulfill the requirements of the Youth Assistant Badge.

The little islander, no taller than a overgrown molerat, walked around. He was dressed in a denim buttoned shirt, tactical bandoliers and pockets hanging off every nook and cranny of his body. A large belt adorned with a rainbow ensemble of badges sewn delicately from scratch was hung onto his shoulder. A T-51b helmet covered his face as he jumped up and down from an empty nuka-cola crate to gain the attention of passerbys.

“ HELLO. I AM KAHANA OF LEAPER LODGE, SQUAD 4. I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU WITH ALL YOUR NEEDS. MAY I ASSIST YOU WITH ANYTHING?”

“ Fuck off, you upstart little shite,” A one-eyed trader said, dragging his cart of squid ball sticks behind him.

“ WELL, THAT WAS RUDE. HELLO, DO ANY OF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE? I WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU. I CAN HELP WALK YOUR MOLERAT, SKIN A LEATHERBACK AND FEND OFF RAIDERS. I AM SKILLED IN ALL USES OF MAN-PORTABLE ARTILLERY AND HANDHELD KNIVES. ON MY HONOUR AS AN ISLANDER SCOUT, I SWEAR TO DO NO - “

“ Say there, little fella. That’s a nice lookin’ helmet you got there.” Kahana Mika looked up and began to tremble slightly as a group of men and women came over. Their faces were gaunt but the smiles on them seem to stretch the skin of their cheeks in a worn grimace. Brown leather hats resembling tricorns adorned their heads while they wore salvaged lifevests that were painfully bright orange. The leader was a brute of a man, hands the size of garbage lid cans and whorled tattoos dotting his body from his arms to his neck. “ Shame if something were to happen to it.”

“ APOLOGIES, SIR, BUT THIS HELMET IS NOT FOR SALE. I PERSONALLY SALVAGED IT FROM THE WRECK OF THE U.S.S CONSERVATOR. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE U.S.S CONSERVATOR WAS ARMED WITH THREE PLASMA - WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”

The men and wome n behind the leader started pulling out weapons, chains, bats, hurtful things. The leader, meanwhile, took out a wooden flail with a series of bricks chained onto the end. “ We’re gonna fucking shut your scrawny ass up, that’s what gonna happen, and then, I’m gonna pawn that helmet over on the island. Me and the boys need some good spending money after all.”

Kahana breathed a prayer and drew his knife out, its edge glinting in the dark. Five against one. He faced worst odds before.
@EmpressDesu

Approved. Move it to the CS tab.



Alright, everyone. We're done accepting CS's. There are now officially over 14 CS in this RP and any more wouldn't be humanly possible for me to manage. Expect the IC to be up over the weekend or next week.

Alright, final approvals for this and then, I promise to get the IC and everything else up by next week at the latest.

@misternoble

I cannot accept this CS for 2 reasons. One is that there are way too many similar archetypes of this character in this RP already. Second is that it is fine to have a CS which has a prior relationship to another character but most of your character's background story seems to be in the shadow of DeadDrop's character. At this point of the RP, I'm currently looking for unique characters who can dynamically bounce off one another. So, for that, I apologise.

@KaiserElectric

Approved.

Confirming that the final cut-off date for all character submissions is on the 11th of May. I will be providing more concrete feedback tomorrow for currently submitted sheets and other sheets submitted before the 11th.

Given the huge number of players in the RP as of now, I am considering whether to elect a co-GM atm but this is still up in the air.

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Yay, I'll get to moving my character as soon as I am done posting this. I just want to point out though that currently your discord invite link has expired; otherwise I would have tried to join.


Current link for everyone.
@Theyra Approved.



@Butteryicarus Approved.



@Megsychan Approved.



I encourage everyone to move their sheets to the Characters tab ASAP. I’m keeping submissions open until the 6th and I am looking to start officially on the 11th when I’m done with IRL work.
@spicykvnt

Approved. The doggo is also approved.



@Ezekiel Approved.


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