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Day 2: 06:54:32
Stolen Privatized Apartment
Novi Grad,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


"I almost think you had a thing for drugging women, Borys. But you're too much of a little bitch to find out what being in a K-Hole is like." She grinned, throwing fire back, looking to Rowan, with almost a glimmer of a chuckle.

“You bring her something, call in a favor to get it, and you get insults in return.” Borys gestured widely to Roxie as he shook his head, “It’s wenches like you, Butterfly, who are the reason normal men turn into clay kneaders.” He shook his head with a chuckle as he headed out to the balcony with his blunt.

Ten minutes later, for what felt like the first time since they’ve known him, Borys spoke without cursing. He was also absolutely unbothered by the world, or Felix’ indignation at his efforts.

Because honestly, what the fuck did Felix expect?

But, being stoned and in possession of Felix’ ring, he was also the first to become aware Oksana was coming back with food.

Before she even entered the building.


Day 2: 18:32:04
Stolen Privatized Apartment
Novi Grad,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


Borys knew something was wrong as soon as he started coming to - aside from having sobered up somewhat, that was a regular disappointment of waking up, he was used to that. For one, it was hard to breathe. The Felix-shaped problem laying on top of him probably had something to do with that. “Get the blyat off me, debil yebanyy! I said others become pidors, not that I was one, mudak.” Borys took solace in the fact that Felix fell off himself, sparing Borys the effort needed to throw him off himself. “You’re not a fucking lion, you’re a fucking orange cat, two braincells competing for third place, pizdets.”

“Don’ believe I properly introduced meself,” says Upswing, “M’name’s Callum McCarthy, or Cal,” he nods to Felix, “Fer those who don’ know me; my buds and my not-so-buddy buds call me Upswing. Funny story; I’ll tell ‘ye when a’m drunk enough. Served six years DSR Army, four of ‘em SOCOM, bloody borin’ affair, in all honesty. After tha’, did some funny work, technically can’ talk about it. Reactor paid better, anyway. A’m here fer her.”

He nods to Rowan. “Well, more accurate-like, makin’ sure tha’ goofy gas ‘ye’re connected to stays well an’ happily in the heads of the people who made it. An’ as long as tha’s ‘ye folks’ goal too, I thin’ we’ve a good arrangement on our han’s.”

As Upswing introduced himself properly, Borys looked on, nodded along, then turned to the nearest person beside him. “I have no fucking clue what he just said." He said flatly while pointing to the illusionist, “I’m gonna assume we’re not bashing his skull in at least for now?” The small man’s pricklyness multiplied by coming down off his cannabis high and exponentiated by what felt like liters of lionman drool that had been absorbed by his robe.


Day 2: 19:42:01
The Grand Polavian Hotel
Stary Grad,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


Borys continued to be jittery and more irritable than usual, not helped by Felix staying on the ball and preventing him from lighting up another joint to deal with the jitters of coming down from the previous one. Leaving his armor and wall mirror behind, Borys’ attire was otherwise unchanged, a slight bulge on the left side of his chest betraying the presence of the PB pistol to a careful observer. The pointy ushanka stayed.

He looked out of place like a piece of turd under the shitter among the marble and brass of the grand Polavian. But that was good - if or when something went wrong, he’d make for a better distraction sticking out like an erection in gray sweatpants.

And for the first time since he was 12 years old, Borys made a wise decision.

He shut up and let the others handle things.

"Fuck it. One for the road. Here's to the end." Roxie added, looking to the others. "What are you getting?"

The answer was Borys returning the empty shot glass to the bartender and gesturing for another.
Sunday November 21st, 2094, 15:00
Wadi Rum, Jordan
The race
Bea nailed the start, probably her best the entire season. And it was needed, Nora getting off just as fast and soon Bea would know the day would be long. She made a move stick pretty early on, but she wouldn’t have to wait long for Nora’s comeback. They continued to trade places, Bea too busy to even care Ava had foundered again. ”Bloody thieving bastard, stop stealing my power!” Bea huffed between breaths as she got leeched once again, voice indignant but a grin across her face.

The VSC gave Bea a moment to breathe normally before Nora resumed her relentless assault, every straight an ELS battlefield and every corner a contest of bravery. It wasn’t until well into the race that Bea managed to carve out a lead big enough to break the ELS battle, and then the race was effectively over. Bea crossed in first with a comfortable lead, cheering loud enough she wouldn’t be surprised if it could be heard outside the ship.

”Aaand that’s a wrap! What was it Pablo said after Buenos? ‘We threw away a prime position to put those Korean fuckers to the sword! ...we had the best opportunity to put Zygon's teeth out of jaw, from a position we could have matched them’ Was it? Well how about that: Teeth on the ground, someone send them baby food so they don’t starve! Happy now, boss man?” She heaved deep lungfuls of the breathing liquid, ”Bloody good job everyone, simply flawless!”


Sunday November 21st, 2094, 16:00
Wadi Rum, Jordan
Post Race
Bea sat heavily in the cooldown room, wishing she could stick her head into an actual freezer. The race had been brutal, the kind that had her feeling the most alive in the moment and like a stampede of bison had walked all over her as soon as she got out fo the ship and the adrenaline got washed out of her system.

”Why's Amy not here?”

Bea shrugged to answer Nora’s question, the biological parts of her shoulders protesting the demand to resist gravity.

She lied.

She put on a smile for the podium ceremony, delighted by the win but at the same time thinking of other things. ”We’re here to please!” She called out to Paul, ”Join us up here next time!” When the trophies were handed out, she grabbed Nora by the arm and pulled her up onto the top step alongside her, throwing an arm around the Aussie podium ceremony infringement be damned. Bea had a feeling FIAR were busy with something bigger.


DELTΔ HYPER
Episode 18: Ticking Hourglass



”Bea, excellent performance today, you must be so happy with that win!”

”Every fair win is good, right? But yeah, this was Spa all over again. Nelly made me work for it even more than last time. She’s a scary sight when she’s behind you in a braking zone and still approaching. How dare she make me taste my own medicine?” Bea laughed.

”Looks like Nora has almost pushed you to find a new level in the last two races, is this a sign of things to come next year?”

”I don’t know, the future tends to be fickle like that. We shall see.” Bea shrugged.


Pilots’ Group Chat
Ava Villarosa Shit. @Bea, can we catch up?

Bea @Ava Villarosa Catch up? Sure. Factory, training center, third floor, green hallway. You know which one.

Cassie Neves @Bea you really need to come clean. Tell us what is going on, because you're the only person it seems like who knows her. Beginning to think I made the right call.

Bea @Cassie Neves Know her, or heard whatever line of shit she wanted heard? From what she told me, it was the team leadership with her knowledge, Jamie and Jen had no idea. She said she didn’t know if she would live to the end of the season. And that Layla’s a vegetable. No clue how much was true and how much of it was hogwash.

Bea And please, you’re in Zygon. If you try to tell me there isn’t a clause in your contract that your family isn’t entitled to your remains when you die due to some experimental procedure you couldn’t opt out of, I’ll ask the Devil if ice skating to work is fun.

Ben Hale Wait Cassie nearly went to Carrera?

Bea @Ben Hale Before Utah. León and the suits decided she wasn’t worth the price she was asking, plus all the sponsors that would leave with Ava.


Sun 21/11 19:32 JEN [Batt: 44%]

———— Today ————
> I’m sorry about this weekend, especially since I may be partially responsible. I know you did nothing wrong, you deserve better.
> I should have told you on that yacht when you asked me where I would go in your place that Silver Apex were up to something fishy with their neural links. I just hope you’re okay.
> [A series of screenshots from the Pilot’s Group Chat since Jenny was removed.]
> Thought you should know what’s going on.


Sun 21/11 19:41 TRIX [Batt: 42%]

———— Today ————
> Heard you took a hit bailing out. You alright?


Sun 21/11 21:22 AMY [Batt: 21%]

———— Today ————
> Bea, I'm really, really confused. I just woke up and I'm in the middle of the desert. Last thing I remember is talking to you with a version of my consciousness I ported over. Where the fuck am I?
> Why is it November and why are we in Jordan? Did something happen? Oh God, it did, didn't it?
> None of my neural stuff is working… limbs are ok but everything feels hazy. I have to type on my phone for some reason…
> Please help? Could you pick me up at least or get the team to get me? Actually, could it be you? Please don't tell me the worst case happened… if it did I just sent you a ping to where I am. There's a big stone arch near me.
> Where's Jamie? Did he get replaced? Is he even alive? Shit, battery is low gonna shut up, we need to talk
> Why am I out of the group chat?
> Don’t move. I’m coming. Save the battery.


Sunday November 21st, 2094, 21:39
Wadi Rum, Jordan
Carrera Condor security housing
The door opened without knocking. Bea leaned into the room, clearly dressed in a hurry, car keys dangling in her hand. ”Grab a shirt and your gear, I need an hour of your time and no questions asked.”

It was only later, sat in the Trophy Truck used for that weekend’s Delta Hyper shoot and charging across the dunes, that the Pridwen Solutions Security operator realized why the car keys seemed familiar to him. He wanted to know how she got them, where they were going and why it required a stolen Baja Truck, but those would all be questions.



Friday November 19th, 2094, 10:01
Wadi Rum, Jordan
As the shoot ended, Bea shot an inquisitive look toward Kais, the supersoldier in possession of the drive with Amy’s mental print and instructions from the email - “You need to find a way to sever my neural link to my brain, and before it can reglue itself, and put me back inside. Link whatever data device you have my memory into the port, and whatever you have of me, will find a way home. This'll cost Silver Apex everything, because once it happens, the cat is out of the bag.” - wondering what he would end up choosing. The situation was now literally out of Bea’s hands, feeling like betrayal and the only reasonable course of action she could see at the same time.


Fri 19/11 21:29 Trix [Batt: 32%]

———— Today ————
> THIS is Pikes Peak Hill Climb: [link] (Yes, the lack of guardrails is part of the charm. Yes, the spectators really do stand that close.)
> I’ll see about the Louvre visit, thanks for the invitation. Will keep you updated.


Saturday November 20th, 2094, 15:45
Wadi Rum, Jordan
Post Qualifying
The qualifying run had been good. The battle for 5th was still ongoing mathematically, but the mood in the garage was positive despite the heat nearly melting shoe rubber. Bea was going through sports drinks like a cocaine addict through tissues, at the same time thankful and regretting she was sweating less than a full meat Human because of the prosthetics. The heat was so bad she switched to wearing her polymer racing set full time because the metal of her usual set got too hot when she was outside.
”That’s P2, Bea. Good show.”
”I think I made her mad in Utah.” Bea laughed, toweling the rest of the breathing liquid off of her hair. ”Bloody Hell, what a time.”
”Ships are matched. It’ll be down to talent and reliability tomorrow. We’ll need to watch the temps.”
”Looking at what the end of sector one looks like from the outside, someone should check the top of her canopy for tooth marks.” She snickered.
”Speaking of getting thrown, have you been banned from Monaco yet?”
”Sadly, no, I have to deal with it next year.”
”Don’t even joke about that, Pablo was here two minutes ago!”
Laughter wasn’t the reaction he was expecting.
”One day I will know what she did to you.”
”Breathed my air.” Bea shrugged without pause.
”Wow.”
”Sore loser, too smug.”
”You literally ‘handed her an L’ like it was 2024.”
”I live by live and let live. If she doesn’t let live, she won’t be let live. Simple. I said ‘live’ so many times it lost meaning, it’s just noise now…”

DELTΔ HYPER
Episode 18: Ticking Hourglass



”Bea, sandwiched between two Southern Cross ships. How are you feeling about the circuit, given your rally roots? Do the visuals feel similar to some of the WRC events you've been at before, and do you think you can use that to your advantage tomorrow?”

”Visually, it’s very similar to Kenya, which I do not have the best memories of.” Bea nodded, referring to the unfortunate heat stroke incident. ”Nothing applicable here, though. Completely different handling.
As for which pilots we’re stuck between… Ava and I will both have our hands full. Best case scenario, Harrison and Amy spend the whole race doing their thing and leave me and Nora alone to have our fun.”




Pilots’ Group Chat
Bellatrix @Bea. Deal, don't tempt a girl with a good time lol. Ps…also. I got sent a creepy story… im not sure i can even fully type it out… it involved a ship..ship…

Bea So I’m confirmed the asylum warden when it comes to unhinged community. Great… 😀

Max You can’t open that can of worms and then leave us hanging!

Bea After my on track and on radio scrap with Jen at Portugal 2091, I got a submission that was an inkpen drawing featuring me, Jenny, ropes and candlewax.

Jenny THE WHAT?!

Bea I swear most of my fans are normal! 😀

Jenny Burn it.

Bellatrix Ps. Anyone else feeling like Anakin..and sand…

Paul I am thinking more about Lawrence of Arabia.

Bea Don't get eaten by a big worm when driving over the sand.






Bea had been sitting in the shade of the car, feet propped up on her helmet.

”Good show, you two.” Bea hollered as Paul and Kais arrived, springing to her feet as the Delta Hyper cameras started rolling and offering a handshake to Paul and Kais before turning to Caroline who had rolled in after them, scribbling something on a blank page of her notes. ”Here, take this. You earned it.” She ripped the page out and handed it to the Monagesque princess with a perfectly pleasant smile - a page with nothing but a giant letter ‘L’ on it - before pulling Bellatrix into a one-armed hug. ”Great driving, Trix! You should come to Pikes Peak next summer, a great track like that demands equally good competition.”



Day 2: 06:51:02
Novi Grad,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


As they moved into the apartment block and passed the drunkard, Borys caught Oksana’s glance at him. He understood perfectly. Which was a problem given the amount of alcohol in his system, because he immediately handed the drunk the half-drunk vodka bottle from his vest.

The drunkard’s face lit up like a sunrise as he accepted the bottle, immediately took a swig, leaned back to do so, lost balance, fell over backwards like a plank and immediately conked out on the ground.

Hey - Borys didn’t say anything.

As Oksana cleared the unit without being prompted to do so, Borys seemed to understand what was going through Felix’ head because he suddenly appeared at his side. “You know, i actually envy the lucky bastard who’ll marry her one day.” The smell of his breath no doubt made Felix wonder whether he had accidentally blinked himself back into the factory, “Because she’ll autofill arguments. He won’t have to say a thing, she’ll just know. Same result - can’t argue with a woman, much less a Polavian one - but half the effort.”

Conversation then turned to the ugly Warlock. Felix, of course, had to open his mouth.

”Well, Borys didn't kill her, for sure.”

“Yeah, rub it in! Asshole.” Borys grumbled loudly, the vodka definitely starting to win the fight for control. “I didn’t see you get halfway close.”

Rowan’s head snapped towards Oksana. “Wait a fucking minute! Welcome to the team? Didn’t this guy say he was hunting me too?”

“Beggars can’t be choosers.” Borys shrugged, voice muffled by the cigarette in the corner of his mouth.

Then planning happened. Smart people stuff. Not exactly Borys’ wheelhouse - some might say not even on the same boat. He was starting to doze off when something Felix said roused him back to consciousness.

”Since when did we become criminals?”

“Since we joined Reactor, basically. Try to keep up.” He snorted without any heat in his voice.
Later…

The crash of the door falling on the floor after he fumbled his grip on it announced Borys’ return.

“Got some carryalls.” Borys announced after he righted the door and set his backpack on the table, digging deep into it and digging out several tightly rolled up duffel bags. “Haggled it down from 8000 to six and two bottles. Got you a housewarming gift, too. Here.” He handed Oksana a small package, opening which would reveal several intramuscular syringes and one bottle of nasal spray, all labeled ‘K E T E M I Y N.’ “A guy here owed me a favor from prison. He’s got the good stuff. Only a little bit of rat poison.” He added after a pause.

Bulwar Bohaterów 19, 91b

Andrey Brzęczyszczykiewicz opened the door to his flat/drug lab with one hand, the other arm in a makeshift sling made of his jacket.
“Andryukha?” His brother and cook, Grzegorz, looked up from his work. “What the Hell happened to you?”
“Borys fucking Skala.” Andrey reached the counter and stuck one of the intramuscular Ketamine shots into his arm.
“The drunk who got beaten into 60 IQ in prison mugged you?”
“He didn’t even fucking rob me properly. Just fucking showed up, asked ‘Do you have weed and ketamine’ and when I said ‘Both,’ he just fucking broke my fucking arm, took the shit and fucking left! Who the fuck does that?”
“And you, what, let it happen, bratan?”
“I fucking didn’t! I fucking stabbed him and he just fucking laughed!”
Back in the safehouse

“We’re square now.” He finished, opening his own package with a knife he didn’t have before, extracting a blunt from it and lighting up, taking a drag before holding it out for the room in a wordless offer.

“No luck on transportation though. Don’t ask.”

Ulica Targowa, Stary Grad

“What the fuck happened here?”

Novy Jork Police lieutenant Kleptovsky stood in the Żabka store’s parking lot, surveying the surreal scene - over a dozen cars broken into, all nearly identical MO: License plates missing, driver’s side window smashed, ignition cylinder and the wiring under the steering column damaged in clear attempts to hotwire the cars that would have worked on a VAZ-2105, but not present-day models. Well, ‘present day’ in Polavia, ‘last decade’ everywhere else.
As the handful of bills changed hands and disappeared into a pocket, the store attendant started talking. “Some short guy came in my store, bought three packs of Illyrian Sea Canals and two cans of Pilzno 12° and left. Couple minutes later, I hear cursing I swear crosses were falling off churches and banging. I look out, the nicer, newer cars have broken windows and open doors and midget’s standing in front of that one,” He pointed to the oldest car broken in, a beat up Ford work van that was nonetheless new enough to have an immobilizer and enough beercan-sized dents in the body to make an insurance agent hiccup. “Swearing like a sailor and banging one of the beer cans into the car until it burst open on him. Then he stole all the license plates and left, singing ‘Vladimir Central’.”
“Can you describe the suspect? What did he look like?”
“Wore Adidas-”
“Helpful…”
“Look, I don’t know.” The store clerk shrugged, “Normal? Guy, I wasn’t paying attention.”
Kleptovsky followed the store clerk’s gaze toward another customer that had been present - a dumptruck blonde in heels and a miniskirt - and mentally filed the case away as ‘cold.’
Back in the safehouse

Taking a long drag off the blunt, Borys pulled a stack of license plates - at least 20 sets - from his backpack and dropped them on the table with a loud thud. “At least I got these. For when we get a car.”
Sunday November 11th, 2094, 18:45
Bonneville Salt Flats, FSA
Cooldown Room
”Not bad at all fightin' with ya, Bea. Another lap and maybe I'd have gotten the place!”

”'One more lap,' that's what they all say.” Bea grinned back, holding a bag of ice on top of her head. ”Bloody Hell, did you make me work for it.”

”Shame you couldn't hold your P1 though, ey Ava?” Nora chuckled as she turned to the Chilean, who smiled, shaking her head.
“Just don't have the same sauce in the corners, Nora. She is extra spicy” Ava simply chuckled.

”Rematch in Jordan.” Be declared, chucking the ice bag into a bin. ”No excuses.”

Walking back out of the cooldown room was like walking straight into a wall. The anthem seemed to drag on, Bea could swear she felt herself losing weight with each droplet of sweat, the holographic flags behind them doing nothing to help. Still, it could do nothing to take away from the moment as she held the trophy high with a feral grin. The cold champagne spray at least brought a momentary relief from the scorching heat as Bea gave Nora as good as she got, though the sun reflecting from the salt stung the eyes like needles straight into the retina.

It wasn’t the only thing that stung.

Teammates on the podium, not a 1-2 but still almost a miracle when looking back at the state of the team when she first stepped over the factory’s threshold. And yet…

It was just a quick glance held for no more than two seconds, easy to miss but measuring more than just physical distance.

Then Bea wrung the champagne out of her hair, pulled out a length of cord out of her pocket, tied it securely around the neck of her bottle and used it to lower it down to Alistair and her mechanics assembled under the podium.


DELTΔ HYPER
Episode 17: Mustang Alley



”Unbelievable stuff, Beatrix, back on the top step of the podium after one of your finest drives since Belgium. It seems like when everything lines up on track, you seem to be one of the fastest pilots around, in a fight between you and Nora that was an epic finding a tenth nobody could. How does it feel?”

”What do you think I will say? It’s an incredible feeling!” Bea bounced in the chair, definitely figuratively and quite possibly a little bit literally. ”To show up somewhere new and do this far above expectations? Blown away! Sure, the track fits our ship like it was made for it- Ah, whose leg am I pulling? These three high-speed tracks have been in our sights since Cape Town. We had some setbacks along the way of course - some pilot errors, some team cock-ups, the factory fire which didn’t actually cost us much, even if we had that upgrade at Hawaii it would not have changed much at that circuit and I would have binned it in qualifying regardless - but all in all this is what the season has been building toward.” She talked a mile a minute, at one point knocking something that was just out of frame over with her elbow without noticing.
”That doesn’t mean Nora made it easy, she does not do ‘easy’ on track. Hats off to her for nearly matching my madness.” She changed topics but not expression, a feral grin still firmly in place, ”But in the end, she had too much sense of self-preservation. You need to get rid of that, Nelly, that stuff is weight on board..”
”Thanks of course to the other side of the garage for holding Nora up.” She added in a serious tone, ”Most likely not necessary, but it definitely helped.”


Pilots’ Group Chat
Paul I am not surprised. There are tons more fanfictions out there about me. I have made it a policy not to care and chase them down. I don’t really care about them. I only really step in when I feel someone else might be wronged over the press’ shenanigans. If I protest or comment it only makes it worse. I am just grateful that if my mother has seen them, she has never asked me about them. Talk about awkward! 😂

Bea Ah, the luxury of people who don’t run art channels with fan submissions and therefore can avoid this (seriously, even AI-powered filters can’t deal with all the porn I get sent…)

Paul @Bellatrix I am not going to ask why you think the next chapter would be super kinky. That is information I don’t need Princess Brat! 😀

Bea Princess Brat! 😂

Bea Also, have you seen the fight you two had on track? Bet you a fiver the next chapter features handcuffs and a whip. 😛

Bea Hmm. Do I dare?

Bea Do I dare ask what everyone’s wildest piece of fan content is? 😀



Bea Ward @MadBea:
[Selfie of Bea on the flight from Utah, smiling through bloodshot eyes, the camera looking over her shoulder to the rows of seats where her mechanics and other garage personnel were seated, most asleep and all looking just as hungover as her if not more. Her wrist watch, held up in frame, dated the image to the Monday after the race at well past ten in the morning.]

“We’re open to suggestions on smuggling celebration supplies to Jordan.”

#CarreraCondorFA #FormulaAG #AGRacing #FSAAGP

AndesAG: nora v bea. pure vibe racing
SmolNjol: Get them into Rallycross, yesterday.
Hotstuff: thats not a team thats a frat house
Xinny: One spark in that cabin and they’re all dead. 😀
Laugh_Ness: Think I know what caused that factory fire...
Richie: The timing of their new beer sponsor is peak.
Shel1: First “Rally Brave,” now “Match My Madness.” Merch when?
MadBea: If I can think of designs that merit a price tag. When my head stops hurting. 😛
User420: Jordanian customs ‘bout to be dealing with a suspicious amount of “ethanol fuel”
DohnJoe: step 1: don’t get caught.
DadManWalking: I can absolutely picture “Here is the strat, ladies and gentlemen, write this down: Win.“ uttered at that team’s meeting.
NineIron: It’s so fitting that both of her wins so far come from absolutely feral duels that nonetheless stayed spotless clean.
GalwayGirl: “self-preservation weighs you down” - Bea Ward, 2094, philosopher 😀
GaryFromIndiana: Philosopher’s stone? More like “philosopher’s stoned”
MadBea: Was not! Excuse me? 😀
CloroxEnjoyer: “cares too much about living” is insane (literally) trash talk. More.
Blizz: Not a good look saying that about someone who literally lost a limb doing this.
GalwayGirl: Just have Xinny carry it, he seems to be immune to consequences. 😛
Xinny: You wound me.
CarreraCarmen: That’s probably the most positive she’s been about Ava since Singapore…
Sol_de_Mayo: Low bar.


Thursday November 11th, 2094, 05:52
Buenos Aires, Argentina
”The Ranch” (Carrera Condor Formula AG Team headquarters) staff dormitories
Bea was up at an unusually early hour. That was one ‘U’ word to describe it, she would have called it ‘unreasonably’ early if you asked her. But she was a slave to time zones that day, sitting on her bed with her phone in her hand, a number with a Polish country code selected. She had to search through the history a bit, not having needed that number since after Silverstone.

Amy’s email kept flashing through her mind, having read it after she fished it out of the pits of Hell that was her spam folder, the antivirus software not liking the dodgy attachment one bit. She’s read it several times and felt sick every time. Solutions came and went, the same ideas feeling good one moment and disastrous the next. Ava had been right about at least one thing in that hallway two months ago - this was completely beyond her.

She selected a different number then. Not Frederick’s, not anyone at Pridwen Solutions security department, not Lucho or anyone at the team. One she only had due to a brief group massage exchange with its owner and Paul.
Thursday 11/11 05:52 Kais [Batt: 98%]

———— Today ————
> Hey. I know we’re not exactly friends, but I need help and I can’t think of anyone else I could turn to with this. I know you have no reason to even answer, much less do what I ask, but if you’re willing to talk in confidence, name a time and place, I’ll be there. -Bea

Then she went back to the Polish number and happier thoughts.



Day 2: 06:25:01
Polavian Standard Vodka Distillery,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


Borys did not fight gracefully when wielding a melee weapon. It was not like the movies where a lone knight dances among his enemies, dispatching them with precise flourishes of his sword.

Borys was more like a tank driving through a neighborhood in a straight line - he picked a target and stuck to it, pounding them into mulch using brute force and single-minded conviction that would qualify him to be a paladin in a different magic system built up over years of childhood fights, drunken pub brawls and prison pit fighting, shrugging off retaliatory strikes until the target stopped moving before moving onto the next one. It was enough to send some of the militants fleeing, which only opened them up even more to the rest of the team.

When the pandemonium was over, Borys paused by one of the dead goons to wipe blood and what he was reasonably sure was a bit of grey matter from his shoes with the same gravity he would with a dog turd, quickly checking that the girls were intact and shooting them a thumbs up to let them know he was as well. He paused by the pile of sugarcanes, grabbing a few pieces and beginning to chew on one, holding his hand with a few stalks to Rowan and Oksana. “Just remember to spit, not swallow.”

His gaze paused on the broken bottles Rowan had caused, flicked between the redhead and the national disaster she was responsible for, then pointed at her with the sugar canes he was still holding and slowly shook his head in profound disappointment. “You can make it up to me by supplying more of this.” He tapped the wine bottle in his vest with the knuckles of his other hand, “And you’re already making it up to Polavia by killing these fucks, so keep at it.”

When Upswing burst onto the scene, Borys glanced between him and Felix, “Of course you know the guy.” He said in that particular tone of voice that indicated he was aware that his life had become a tragicomedy but he was too drunk and too powerless to do anything about it, so why bother?

The next arrival was less of a happy reunion.

”You interrupted a business meeting. I will interrupt yours. Including you, Borys Skala. Alcohol poisoning hasn't gotten you yet.”

“Pass, too ugly.” Was the first reply Borys’ chemically happy mind conjured up in response.

The second were 5,45x39 mm fullmetal jacket, but that didn’t really count, and although by now he was deep enough in the bottle to probably survive long enough to fire if he raised his rifle now, his team would definitely not.

“Don’t waste your breath on her, Butterfly.” Borys said as Oksana tried to negotiate, “You’ll have an easier time convincing a Kalani priest to release the little boys from the church’s basement.”

True to expectation, it all went to shit then and bullets started flying. Bullets and… ghost dogs? They actually looked remarkably similar to the strays Borys and his chums would have to throw rocks and empty bottles at so they’d leave them be as they stumbled home from the pub. And yet they somehow still looked less dangerous than the ones the guards at the prison were using. Two were on Borys in an instant, one latching onto his left arm, another going for his crotch which was really the one that concerned him, at least until its spectral jaws found their mark and absolutely nothing happened.

He started laughing, a deep rumbling bellow he was too drunk to hold despite the bullets flying around. He stopped abruptly, levelling his left arm - with the spectral stray hanging off of it impotently - to point at Yelena. “You’re dead.” He simply said, punctuating the statement by swinging his arm in a wide arc that ended with the dog hanging off of it striking a nearby wall, enough to make it let go and allow Borys to wield Svetlana properly, quickly dispatching both dogs - they were too close to miss even with his blood alcohol content.

The showdown of two Adidas-wearing, binge-drinking gopnik arcane commandos was a lot less spectacular than one might have hoped, with one zipping around the room in a stunning display of common sense in combat - how unPolavian! - while the other was too hammered to hit any target that was moving perpendicularly to him.

But just because he was drunk didn’t mean he wasn’t observing.

In fact, it probably helped, seeing double and all…

Because Borys noticed a pattern.

He left cover to get across the room, a burst of 9x18 mm from a PP-19 slamming into his side and sending him tumbling onto the ground near where he needed to get to being enough to actually draw blood from what was, at least by gunshot wound standards, a surface-level scrape.

He wasn’t going to address the rib that had probably broken, it wasn’t in his lung so it was fiiiiiine.

He set up his mirror by the wall and stood back up, still taking potshots at Yelena - and at one point throwing an empty magazine because that seemed like a good way to keep up the pressure even while reloading - as he moved to a certain part of the room, near a mostly intact display case - one holding a polished brass still. He swore loudly, letting Svetlana hang on her sling and switching to his PB in oe hand and bat in the other.

He fired and jumped into his reflection in the still.

Yelena blinked herself into cover, exactly where Borys thought she would go.

Borys came out of his mirror bat-first, smacking Yelena across the face before he had even fully materialized yet. She might have been one hard to pin down witch, but it was very hard to teleport with a broken nose and mild concussion.

“Too bad, so sad…” Borys said as he stood over Yelena’s dazed form, holstering the PB as she tried to figure out which way was up and why her mouth tasted like iron, “But sometimes life’s a Polavian,” He spat out the remnants of the sugar cane he’d been chewing as he raised Yelena II - how appropriate - over his head to deliver the finishing blow, “And you’re an unstolen car.”

The bat came down just as a spectral hound lunged for it, yanking it off course and Borys off his feet.

“Yoebany v rot, blyat. We’re not playing fetch, suka!” Borys thundered at the dog, levering the bat sideways and twisting the spectral dog’s neck in a way bone structure would not have allowed, enough for the apparition to whimper as it disappeared. He quickly swung the bat again from supine position, but only struck the ground where Yelena had been before she blinked out. “This is why I like cats better. Yoeb tvayu mať...” Borys groaned as he picked himself up again.

Some hours later, a sober Borys would be kicking himself over getting cough monologuing like a B-movie villain.

Drunk Borys just hoped no one would call it out for what it was.
Pilots’ Group Chat
Paul @Bea Wow Bea! I had no idea you were so sensitive about your height! I honestly didn’t notice. You have so much personality you always seemed taller than Han

Bea @Paul Wow, calling me short AND loud in one sentence… 😛

Bea I’m not short, I’m *compact*. It’s good for racing. Not so much for getting the winter coat off the top of the wardrobe.

Bea And I had to get loud so people would stop tripping over me.


Saturday November 6th, 2094, 18:40
Bonneville Salt Flats, FSA
Qualifying
The Carrera Condor ship felt alive in ways it hadn’t before, even Marmolada only approaching the level of sheer, mind-melting speed it was achieving.

”Ahh! Bloody wind gust in that kink at the start.” Bea cursed as she crossed the timing line at Mach fuck, having had an avoidable moment early in the lap and spending the rest of it catching up. She almost did. ”So close.”
”Long day tomorrow, we have time.”
”You can actually hear the wind rushing past the ship on the main straight. Don’t go fast enough to hear that every day.”
”Finally fast enough for you?”
”Not even close. Ava still P1?”
”Projected to stay.”
”Good, someone lit a fire behind her arse.” Bea laughed, ”And Zygon?”
”In the dust.”


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Episode 17: Mustang Alley



Bea was coming in for the interview just as Ava was coming out.”Good job.” She clapped the taller pilot on the shoulder as they passed each other, having learned to time it with their steps to spare herself reaching a few centimeters months ago.

Bea, P3 today in Qualifying, and Carrera are looking like the team to beat. How are you going to manage figh-

”Better than bloody Argentina.” Bea cut Aurora off immediately, ”We’ve learned, we’re not utter idiots. I think. And if I can’t catch up to Nora and Ava,” She grinned, a challenge in her voice. ”Then maybe I finally get that duel with Kais Jamie so rudely interrupted in Cape Town.”



Xinny @Xinny:
"Hey, @MadBea, I know you hate the heat and Utah is scorching hot, so I think I found a solution for you!”
[link]

GlennFS: Blud woke up and chose violence.
MadBea: Absolutely not, you deplorable degenerate. Bad Rich, go take a long cold shower! 😀
MadBea: And before anyone gets their panties in a twist, we are friends. This is fine between friends.
GalwayGirl: You need better friends. I only ever send you sweet pastries. 😛
Ping>9000: She really just said “No ❤️”
CloroxEnjoyer: Alternative solution: giant parasol over the entire Salt Flats. FIAR, make it happen.
TruckerTim: It’s like that joke “There will only be three pubs in the world, in places with rich history related to alcohol: One in Belgium, one in Czech Republic and we’ll put a roof over Russia.”
Zero: “Bad Rich” implies this is not his first offense.
MadBea: Nope, him being a mental flashbang is something I've grown used to. This is just the first time he went in this direction. 😀
Hotstuff: we need a compilation of whatever this man has sent her over the years
MadBea: Well, we both live in London... That does sound like a stream idea, doesn't it?
GalwayGirl: “6 years of cursed DMs” special event
MadBea: Just two. That’s all he needed for that descriptor.
Xinny: Never have I been more offended by something I agree so wholeheartedly with.


Saturday November 6th, 2094, 21:04
Bonneville Salt Flats, FSA
Bea was among the fans once again. That had not changed. What has changed was that she was hiding. She’d seen the costumes the other pilots had been wearing, so when she caught wind that Flávia was looking for her along with the make-up artist from her team, she put her phone on silent and disappeared among the festival goers, intending to justify it as ‘fan outreach’ and having ‘lost track of time.’

She found herself behind one of the music stages currently hosting a band with so much bass the MAG tracking was shaking, sitting in a circle of around seven people. A woman with black and white patterns painted on her face, wiphala bands around her arms and wearing enough Carrera Condor merch to be mistaken for a billboard had brought skin safe markers and the discussion had spiraled into an impromptu session of Bea drawing things on arms and cheeks at the fans’ request while chatting casually.
“Have you seen the latest controversy Mulder got himself into?” Someone asked.
”Yesh.” Bea nodded with a marker between her teeth. ”Looksh like Victory Lapsh Racing Newsh ishn’t an absholute cesshpit.” She shrugged.
“You read gossip media?”
”I don’t think anyone readsh gosship ragsh purposhefully,” She shook her head, taking the marker. ”Rather, they shove themselves in your face with the subtlety and grace of a facehugger. And then morbid curiosity does the rest.”
“So you don’t think there’s anything to it at all?”
”Mate, if Paul slept with everyone he met one-on-one, that would, by my count, include Han, me, Kais and now Trix. And maybe I’m missing someone, I don’t know. Unlike culture vultures, I try to stay out of people’s lives and just absorb them by involuntary osmosis.”
“Ummm… About that.” The painted fan pulled out her phone and, after a quick search of something, handed it to Bea.


Pilots’ Group Chat

Bea @Paul I had to see this after a fan showed it to me, and now so do you. 😀 [Link to awful harem fic about Paul]

Bea And yes, I checked chapter publication dates, they keep adding new ones, this madness is ongoing. 😂



Monday November 1st, 2094, 09:28
Buenos Aires, Argentina
”The Ranch” (Carrera Condor Formula AG Team headquarters)
Aurora was making another house call - sort of.

”So a breakout first season for you, and it seems like you've become the number one pilot at Carrera. What does it feel like to have that responsibility, to lead and direct the team?”

”My back hurts from carrying them.” Bea said with utmost seriousness in her voice and a grin on her face, ”But back down to Earth, over and above anything it’s really unexpected. I thought I would be fighting to keep my foot in the door, not fighting for… How many points between us and Nordic Call? 70-ish?”
“110,” Aurora corrected, “42 to your 152”
”Jesus!” It slipped out before she could do anything about it, clamping her hand over her mouth. ”Fighting for fifth in constructors’ then, maybe. There is no fight for sixth.”
She took a breath to recompose from that. ”I suppose with-” She caught herself before saying ‘with Ava confirmed, I’ll actually be directing.’ ”No, that wouldn’t be fair. Right now there’s no directing to be done, now we just drive like our contracts depend on it even though they don’t, and the trajectory of where we want the ships to go is mostly locked in for the next two years. Directing I think will come in 2096 when it comes to fine-tuning the next regs’ ships, if I’m still in this position, fingers crossed. Or if the 95 or 96 ships are awful out of the gate and we have to prioritize what to fix.
As far as leading… I can sit here and tell you I’m looking forward to the challenge and I know the pressure from WRC all I want, but look at the results and draw your own conclusions. I’ve always been open about my opinion of rating one’s own performance, you cannot get an objective read that way. This is a question for León and the board.”


”You seem to back yourself to stay with the team when many other teams would have been interested, what do you think it is about Carrera that has made it so effective since you came in?”

”It’s a lot of things I think. Huge injection of funds for this season, engine and flight control tech given by Pridwen Solutions as part of the partnership, some lucky breaks, signing Felix…” She listed, tactfully keeping her mouth shut about all the Pridwen research and development personnel that were employed and paid by Carrera Condor with the understanding that they would go back to Pridwen Solutions as if they never left the company if the partnership broke up and Carrera Condor’s free use of Pridwen’s UK R&D facilities where the rules allowed using non-team facilities. All legal - just barely.
”Plus, working at Carrera is still fun. We’re now big enough to not be backmarkers while still not devolving into a cold, corporate laboratory.” After a pause, she shrugged with a grin. ”And part of it is naivete because I still think loyalty matters. Yes, it took some persuasion,” She rubbed her fingers together to imply money, ”But they gave me this chance, leaving would be like spitting in the face of the entire team.”


Pilots’ Group Chat
Astrid [A video of Bellatrix not causing the automatic doors to open and having to jump and wave at it]
I present. Princess Tinkerbell.

Bea YES! Finally, someone smaller than me! 😂

Bea @Astrid I take back everything negative I said about you after Monaco, you just made my weekend.


Tuesday October 26th, 2094, 09:13
London, GB
’Stream announcement: Tuesday 26th, 07:00 PM UTC - Community Rally (Dirt Rally 19)’
Bea was still in the same jeans and blouse she’d worn on the flight home, going by several photos with fans she’d met at the airport and just how wrinkled and disheveled she was, looking and sounding like a very exhausted bouncy ball.
”So, I’m back from down under. I don’t have the- Ow, shite!” She tripped over something that fell with a loud clattering sound, ”Tripped over a stack of alu plates, Christ I need a nap. Quantas, we need to have a serious talk about the seats on your planes. Where was I?” She took two seconds to recalibrate, clearly too tired to re-record it. ”I don’t have the words to describe the restored reef. Whether that says more about the reef or my cognitive abilities is a topic I’d rather not broach, but if you get a chance to go, go. Sell a kidney if you have to, you won’t regret it.” She sat down on the living room sofa, the camera angled in such a way to capture three sample boxes of Estrella Galicia beer. ”In the meantime, I feel like racing tonight. No prizes this time since it’s on short notice, but it also means it’s drop-in - first come, first serve. As always with these, call me Thor because the banhammer will be swift and merciless if you can’t behave. See you there.”

Zero: I see the new sponsorship has come through.
Xinny: Lord have mercy, she has a genuine excuse to drink.
MadBea: If you make it while there’s still some left, you’re invited.
Xinny: [Link]
NineIron: @MadBea every time you win a stage, take a drink.
MadBea: I think that counts as suicide.
GalwayGirl: Wow. So humble. 😀
MadBea: I have artificial lungs and heart, not liver.
SmolNjol: And missing the point.
ChesterFromChester: Any other drivers coming?
MadBea: Why do you keep asking me? Ask them.
CLoroxEnjoyer: Do you only ever play DR19 because that’s the one that has you in it? 😀
MadBea: No, because 17 was so broken Codemasters gave up on fixing it, 18 has less content and 20 has NO content.
CloroxEnjoyer: Fair.

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Episode 17: Mustang Alley



Bea was loving the vibe. So much so she had to be hounded by members of Flávia’s team to actually make it to her commitments because she kept forgetting herself among the fans - not just of Formula AG, but of speed. Her blood type.

She was not loving the climate.

Her long-running sponsorship deal with the sunglasses manufacturer Bay-Ran was paying off here, starting with Australia and the ‘hot’ leg continuing until the end of the season, Bea had been wearing a different pair of shades for every appearance since Thursday.

”Hello, and welcome! Here in Bonneville, how have you found it so far?”

Bea did not answer, she simply fanned herself with the cowboy hat she was holding a little harder than before, her hair and the shoulders of the wiphala-patterned team polo - aesthetics be damned, she was not wearing black out here - kept perpetually damp courtesy of the ice water she carried in a thermos in an insulated sling bag..

”So, with the season coming to an end. We thought to ourselves we'd let you do the talking to the audience, and here in Bonneville, we're in a place stepped in history within AG, and the wider land speed record community. So, what's your favourite part of the legacy of speed? I believe you each had a hand in a few short films and will show us what that relationship is?”




The scene faded in on a sketchbook laying on a table. A pair of hands - Bea’s hands - opened it on a blank page and started sketching. Within 20 seconds, the page had the rough sketch of a little girl, just the back of the head and shoulders, sitting in front of a TV playing sailing races.

— — — — —

Cut. Young Bea, aged nine, clad in a dry suit with wet hair still clinging to her face, getting a noogie from her sister, her protests unintelligible through her laughter and drowned out by Evangeline’s own. Frederick and Akela stood at the edge of the shot looking proud, a first place trophy forgotten at the girls’ feet.

— — — — —

Bea’s hands flipped to an empty page, beginning a new sketch. In the next 20 seconds, a rally truck at rest appeared on the page, two people - a man and a woman - sitting on the hood, three mechanics standing on the front bumper, playing cards in hands.

— — — — —

The scene switched to an onboard camera between the seats of a rally car, the engine calmly rumbling while the crew was waiting in line at the stage start, three more cars ahead as one just floored it, roaring away in a cloud of dust.

Beatrix Ward - Gareth Burns
#81 - Ariel Raider Rally2
Sahalahti, FI
Saturday 20th August 2089, 15:51 - Mäkipää
Rally Finland

“Ah’d really love tae ken what’s leaking back there.” The co-driver wondered as he fastened his seatbelts.
”Shocks. Don’t stress it, Gaz, we’ll know soon. If we don’t stop, I guess it was brake fluid.” Bea replied from the driver’s seat, trying to make light of the situation but clearly frustrated by the damage.
“Th’ first brake Ah have is… Turn four.”
”So we’ll survive the first three.” She craned her head to the left to read the pace notes, Gareth pointing it out on the notepad. “That’s a four long, we can stick it there somewhere.” She waved a hand over it dismissively as she moved the car forward along the queue.
“Should Ah even read th’ brakes then?”
“Mmhhhmm… I’ll let you know if it’s braking or not and we’ll go from there. If it’s brake fluid, just read ‘Shite’ instead.”
“‘Kay, so tis: Left one, right one long, one fifty, left three opens, shite, left four long?”
Both briefly laughed.
“Hmmm, Ah’ve git th’ ‘shite’ about 19 times on this page alone.” Gareth noted, flipping through the pages of the stage standing between them and the service area to see just how shite their day could be. “Ah love this pairt though: Shite, shite, right six rough, don’t cut, hole, shite, trees.”
Another laughing fit as they finally reached the start line.

— — — — —

Another blank page, another 20 second sketch, this time a Formula AG ship. The backdrop was a clear, if simple, representation of Lion’s Head.

— — — — —

The scene was a bit of a bait and switch from that, instead cutting to a shaky, phone-shot video of Carrera Condor’s private celebrations after Belgium - just the two drivers, both race engineers and mechanics from both sides of the garage. Rey was sleeping on folded arms on the table, a glass of something still clutched in his hand. Alistair and several of Bea’s mechanics were drunkenly singing Battle Beast’s ‘Last Goodbye’ with Bea and Ava - arm around each others’ shoulders - joining for the chorus, both several glasses too deep and another in their hands.
“35 POINTS, LET’s GOOO!” Someone yelled off-screen when the song ended, a chorus of whoops and hollers answering them.
”What Zygon? You see Zygon anywhere, Ace?” Bea theatrically looked over their shoulders, making up for her middling Spanish proficiency and alcohol in her system with enthusiasm and alcohol in her system.

— — — — —

The last ten seconds. Another blank page turned.

No image. Just five words in big, simple letters.

You make it worth it.

Bea’s hands set down the pen to underline the word ‘you’ and moved out of frame, leaving the shot to fade out.



Day 2: 06:19:51
Polavian Standard Vodka Distillery,
Novy Jork,
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia
Borys Skala


”I'm a seer. Not someone who tells you the obvious, because right now, you're two, maybe three vodka bottles away from unable to organise a piss up here if you want to stay as a pointman.”

“I’ve been fucking sober between the morning until now, what the fuck?” He protested. It was a lie. He wasn’t sober, he was still hungover, it had been a grand total of six hours since they boarded the train. It was the closest he got to sober these days.

A combination of Polavian lack of fucks to give and a solid 0.12% blood alcohol content mean that Borys didn’t even flinch when Rowan’s lightning bolt zipped past his head, the thundercrack switching his left ear off for the next ten minutes but he didn’t need that right now. The buckshot pellets slammed into his chest making him stumble sideways, holding down the trigger as he fell, not hitting anything but at least drawing more attention away from the two witches behind him.

He wanted to swear, but what came from the floor was impotent wheezing as his lungs tried to remember how to work again after the equivalent of nine 9mm bullets point blank instead. He allowed himself 20 seconds before he hauled himself up to his feet, dropping the half-spent magazine and replacing it with one from the AKS-74U-equipped militant. That was when something big hit him.

Borys looked at the Saiga. At Oksana. He pointed at the shotgun. “If that had been a P320, someone would be dead right now.” He bent down to pick it up. His booze-soaked inner ear betrayed him, his backpack shifted on his back and Borys faceplanted on the floor. “You didn’t see fucking anything.”

They kept moving, no longer under stealth, all of Polavia knowing they were there.

”Contacts front!” She called, as bullets smashed bottles, Oksana diving into cover and grabbing one, throwing it and using it as a nice distraction.

“STOP SPILLING THE GOOD STUFF, MOTHERFUCKERS!” Borys roared in the harshest Polavian imaginable, dropping the offending PSA militant with a reflexive shot. He kept moving forward, arms and head tucked in to focus on being durable rather than lethal, scanning for red buttons and shutting off machines as he went to try to minimize distractions and blockages for his team.

”Borys, if now was a time to get shitfaced, it would help!”

“Cover me!” He knelt down, taking a few long chugs of Rowan’s wine. “Smooth stuff, Rowan! I’ll take your entire stock!”

That’s when he noticed it.

The polished stainless steel machine he was standing next to.

The halogen lights shining down onto the polycarbonate riot shield, making the factory’s interior reflect in it.

Making Borys reflect in it.

He crouched, grabbed his baseball bat instead of his rifle and stepped into the machine, stepping out of the shield face like it was a small door. “Privet.” He simply said, pushing the shield down with one hand while clobbering the militant over the head with Yelena, not stopping until she was stained red and moving onto the next militant.

He did not need to kill them.

He just needed to get them to turn his way and away from his teammates to negate the shields.

He’d decide how much friendly fire he’d forgive.
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