Valiance

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Legend said
I don't have a core, smart guy.

*Frowns*
So I can't hurt you, and you can't hurt me. I hate to just de-exist things, because there's no fun in it... I suppose I could get this guy I've seen through the Big Guy's eyes that the government's been keeping an eye on.
*Snaps, and a guy with blue hair appears*

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I keep forgetting that this What If isn't as far back as I'd like to believe, so I have to keep editting my posts and trying to remember what happened when.

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Legend said
I figured you'd figure I'd say something like that.

Me too.

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Legend said
*My head reforms out of mercury*You are aware that mercury and water have totally different polarities, right? Ever heard the phrase "like dissolves like?"

I'm experimenting with your core, not te chemical. Tell me, how does it work?

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Legend said
By hitting me with your stupid attacks? Not a bit.*Elbows you in the eye*

Ooh! I haven't decapitated anyone in a while. I'm sure you'll survive.
*Faster than light, chops your head off with my bare hand*
Now, can we change you?...
*Starts pumping your insides full of water*

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Legend said
Ew, movement.

Figured you'd say something like that.

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Legend said
No secret, I just messed up with the posting, and I thought you saw.

Oh, no. I had went out for an afternoon jog.

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Legend said
*Looks down*Good for you, you blew a hole into a hunk of metal.

Thanks for not moving.
*Starts to absorb the mercury once again. I grab you by the neck, slam you into the ground, and get really close to you*
Tell me, now. Can you Darkloids feel pain?

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Legend said
Do wut?

That's loke saying you have a secret, but you can't tell me. It bugs the crap out of me.

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Legend said
Feel free.*Kicks you in the face*

*Grabs your foot and freezes your body in its current state of matter, then punches directly through your chest*