Vilageidiotx

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

I'm twenty five now and I can grow enough of a beard that it doesn't look like a shit stain, but I still can't grow the bit in between the mustache and the beard so it looks a little neck beardy.

But I can't win. It's either imperfect beard or look like a big twelve year old. Seriously. Last year when I was still clean shaven a woman started to give me advice for "When I get old enough to buy my own groceries".

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

Hey, don't judge too quickly, he could be an old black man. Lord knows they can pull off a fedora.

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

The only reason why people have beards is because they have things to hide.

@Marik

In my case, a baby face.

I was told it would rain today...It did not

That's what you get for living in the shit part of California.

Actually, most of all of it is pretty terrible.

@Dinh AaronMk

California: In God We Trust Fund.

I wonder what Taaj is up to right now.

Your signature makes me feel like I should take a nap, and then wake up and take a shower.

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

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I'm sorry, but you said "Yacht Club" and this came to mind.



Now you can report into Chemo.

@Dinh AaronMk

Gah. We're talking about nasty sex for money. We don't need you to make us vomit with that type of gross.

I wonder what Taaj is up to right now.

I'm just here to kill boners today.

@idlehands

Hey Guys here are 5 things that are sure to make you more attractive to women!

Oh, i'm not blaming the gold diggers. I like to think of myself as a pretty sentimental, considerate type of dude. But if some repulsive chick was like "I'm rich, get me off and you won't have to work again." I would be on that so fast that my nose would be tickling her cervix before she could say "Yacht club." That's just common sense.

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People only whining because some of them have an addiction to those mods. Seriously, maybe having to pay a few dollars for big bouncy elf boobs will make you think a little more about your life decisions.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Diplomacy: A game about begging other people to play Diplomacy