Vilageidiotx

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

I wish somebody would give Precipice the time and money to make something the size of all that useless pony bullshit.

Like, how does that happen? Where do you get those resources and why are we wasting them on the worst parts of our society?

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Project Freddy

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Gotta post a mighty post to make up for these sins.

I'm about to watch a movie in the theater.

You know, I see more people go to movies alone than I see go to restaurants alone. I think this is an outdated taboo.

What Is The Avatar Above Thinking?

This is why you don't put off treating your tape worms.

What Is The Avatar Above Thinking?

"Only synchronization will cause gravity to relent."

Homonym abuse

Mrs. Macaulay Culkin misses Mrs. Miss's misses.

We call this "Homealone Abuse"

Who designed this fucking bio test

Tortoises are not aquatic, many would drown if submerged in water

Most are barely clever enough to avoid drowning in open air.

Men and Women

Men and women are different. And that's OK.

@Awson

Women look better naked, and men get to grow beards. Everything else is equal.

Plush Penises

<Snipped quote by Marik>

Dragons aren't animals.

And they're not shaped like dragons, they're shaped like dragon dicks.

Get it right, god.

@BrobyDDark

Maybe Marik was referencing a second, unrelated dildo that is in fact shaped like an animal? A friendly goat, for example.