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Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome to some more Fourth of July Hunger Games! The War between the States has came to an end and the bridge remains solidly in the defenders hands. Bodies have fallen, and we have whittled down the men from the dead men. The conclusion is not far away, but we still have time, so lets see what happens.



Ron Swanson isn't handling the war well. It has had its effects and now he wanders aimlessly from stereotypically redneck bar to stereotypically redneck bar, gettin' fucked up and picking fights with guys named 'Cletus'. Pocahontas receives literature revealing that the best way to experience the colors of the wind is to deregulate industrial pollution and hold your breath when the colors moan past you. The WBC shares one beer amongst the church, knowing that too many beers can lead to stickin' it in each other's poopers and god doesn't like that. Hogan, his bowels still grey with confederacy, is happy that he lives in a world where one man can swallow whole a war-leader without the law mingling in their business.

Lafayette and Betty White spend a quiet moment wondering how evolution can explain talking hotwings or communist burgers, and considers this evidence of a higher power. The Hot Wings themselves strip off their deep-fried skins and lay bare their juicy flesh and join Nic Cage as part of the Battle-Snowden's harem. MLK had a dream, but the dream is dead, and he experiences America in the 21st way.



Stuff appears! Many of our patriotic tributes eschew checking out the feast. The WBC is selected by an alien race for some hyper-ironic probing and we never have to deal with them again. MLK comes over the mountain and fucks up a young native girl for some rare bison steaks. Snowden gets his murder on and drives a bullet right into the hungry gullet of Hulk Hogan. peperony and chease. Snowden gains the belt! Also, Nic Cage dies in the way most typically experienced in the US. peperony and chease

So that'll be that for now. We don't have many of these left so it is a good time to start placing bets on who will win.

Is suffering Spam worse than death?

everyone feels a lot of things in this forum. i will have to remember that.

In My Pants

This joke was never funny in my pants.

@The Nexerus

I'm about 2 months late on this but I'd just like to say

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wait deadpool is a comic book character?

@scribz

ryan reynolds is a comic book character. deadpool is the hollywood adaption of aforementioned character.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! Today will be a very special episode of the Hunger games, where we will observe...

...cue music...





THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES! For those who are foreign or don't know a lot, there was a war between the states in which the part of the country where people pronounce their words won. This'll be a rough facsimile of that war.



Lafayette, leading a flying detachment of men and women afraid of the feeling the horses underneath their groins inspire, kills some random fuck. the peperony and chease will rise again

Snowden overlooks the ensuing combat and contemplates his roll in the great game. on the front a first charge is sent against the part of his flank with a bridge. Cornwallis and Lebron die heroically beneath the guns of the mustachioed brigade. Kebab and Jeff Goldblum make a second charge, but are killed my the remnants of Broby's Communist-Nudist threesome. That night while Grant patrols the outside of the camp, an unknown enemy shoots him.

The next day see an attempt for the heights. Joe Medicine Crow, the Eagle, Arnold, and Guy die at the foot of the ridgeline. Another attempt at the bridge is taken, bringing down Camacho, Jesus, Will Smith an Kissinger. Meanwhile another excursion against the heights leads to the death of Michael Jordan and the legendary Florida man. And finally, cold and alone in the humid summer heat, Jefferson succumbs to his natural talent for not understanding military matters and he dies cold and alone in a cell.

In retrospect, remind me not to use such specifics events when designing an event. This one came out as the battle over one bridge.



peperony and chease. lots and lots of peperony and cheese. We are well beyond halfway.

That will probably be it until tomorrow. The battle of the bridge cost many lives, and we will find ourselves celebrating their memory in the conflict and the bridge that nearly tore a peoples apart.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! Smoke hangs on the arena as the fresh corpses are lifted away from the bloody stage. All that can be heard is the underpinning silence of the wilderness, distant fireworks, and probably Florida Man's yelps. Lets continue.



The discovery of North Dakota promises a title for the movie Fargo, though not a setting. The Pokey Powhatan admits in her faith in the Aryan race, which seems a tad bit awkward for her. Sherman up and does the most American thing possible, which just goes to show you that joining ISIS doesn't pay. Support the Kurds, friends. Requiescant in peperony and chease.

Snowden, with the red white and blue blood of Obama still dripping from the very same fingers he stole America's secrets with, saves Mr. Medicine Crow from the clutches of the most dangerous of actors. Hot Wings, having ordered a pizza, now hunts for venison. Perhaps he is preparing a feast for the winner, a feast in which he may be a part?

Mr. Benecit and Mr. Cage mop up the remnants of Sherman's cell. Cornwallis, meanwhile, is delighted to discovered some bootlickers loyal people in the colonies.



Mr. Kebab dreams of the good old days, when men were men and rough rider wasn't just the name of the last club he visited in San Fran. Florida Man yet again proves his credentials, either that or he is from Iowa. A lawsuit ensues, making us wonder if The Fresh Prince and the Frosted Pate have their heads in the game anymore. Kissinger, no doubt wiretapping, listens to a couple of gruff men complain about the common exchange of penii.

Arnie overfeeds Chairman Brobyburger in a disgusting display of bourgeois excess and horror. We tried to fit him into a tomb on Red Square, but his dialectical girth makes him too big for any tomb. In a common grave he will rot, a corpulent corpse of communism. Peperony and chease, and whatever else Arnie fed him.

MLK does the smart thing and runs away from the French murder-monster. Camacho steals Hogan's fireworks while Hogan finishes off the last of his barbecued General Lee. Jefferson kills two Nazi sympathizers. peperony and chease peperony and chease.

Jesus's all nighter proves its worth when he is delivered some outdated military equipment, giving him an edge he might not be able to use since he's probably coming down from his caffeine high. And Michael Jordan evens out the score, meaning that the Dems and Reps should be running at a dead heat now.

That is it for now. Join us next time on a very special episode of the Fourth of July hunger games.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Welcome back to the Fourth of July Hunger Games! Yeh, I know, the holiday is over and now we should probably be talking about another upcoming holiday, but screw that. Let's kill these people instead!



Chairman Brobyburger has liberated some comrades from the fabric shackles of bourgeois civilization as his revolution explores nudism. You can probably put a joke here about buns but I don't really feel like it. Camacho tries to convince The Eagle to murder the 18th president of the US, but that eagle can't swoop so low as to become a traitor. Camacho is rebuked by the mighty 'murican raptor.

The Shifty Kebab Guy hooks up in San-Francisco and explores a new sort of meat. I wonder if he met with Arnie? I can imagine them now, spooning somewhere on the set of Full House, the Kebab man letting down his shiftiness and becoming serene in Arnie's manly grip...

...all the while Trump lays below and smiles that sorta "I shat my diaper" smile he does so well. #MakeAmericanGayAgain

Nic Cage lives about the same life you'd imagine him to live.

But then Lafayette murders Abe! This isn't the Lincoln of the lasts games. Oh no. This one has no fighting spirit. He even let himself die at the hands of a Frenchman! This isn't the first President that Lafayette has killed. He insulted Fillmore to death as well. A true American bad-ass, and a little horrifying. peperony and chease.

Florida Man shows us the colder parts of being Florida Man. It's not surprising, though I imagine he wasn't an impressive soldier either. The Forest Gump type I'd suspect.



That starts rather dramatically.



Snowden is the one that took out Obama. How fitting is that? This is some Game of Thrones shit, like when [Spoiler] comes back from the [Spoiler] and retakes [Spoiler], avenging [Spoiler] and becoming [Spoiler] in the [Spoiler]. Julian Assange sends his regards. peperony and chease.

Sherman defends food from Guy and the gang. LeBron attempts to convince a plate of buffalo wings to kill one of America's most famous slave holders, but the buffalo wings don't share the same values and decline. The stranger Arnold Benecit, his fireworks duds and his matches made in China, sleeps apart from his country. Betty White cannot see the flag. Will this play to her advantage? Joe finished Michael Bay, who in dying via explosion is truly hoisted by his own retard. peperony and chease. Jeff Goldblum doesn't surprise us. But then BLM, an entire movement including thousands of people, dies from smoke inhalation. peperony and chease^1000



Oh that poor redneck. Can I use the "Hoisted by his own retard?" joke, or would that be inappropes? Cornwallis and Lafayette both have made a good showing despite not having the American credentials required to make real person. That redneck on the other hand was 100% pure flag-waving goodness. I mean, he has a truck. Look at that truck! Look at it! peperony and chease.

The others keep their distance and settle in. Will Smith is alert to things all around him, while Roosevelt will soon be aware of that which is within, and that which is below. Jesus pulls an all nighter so that our sins may be defaulted upon.

Adversity and Pride

Yeh, you couldn't really turn "I don't want to see it in public" into a general argument, I agree. I don't like to see in public box shaped cars, bumper sticker with dead fetuses on them, advertisement billboards, those t-shirts that brag about how sarcastic the wearer is, or traffic cops, but that I don't want to see those things aren't necessarily an argument. Hell, I don't really want to see people not giving me lots of money in public, but i can't do much about that.

I hate sunlight

I do prefer overcast days too. I think for me I have enough English blood that the entire lack of sunlight thing doesn't effect me in a negative depressy way, and I know overcast days have a way of milding out the temperature so an overcast day in the summer is cooler while an overcast day in the winter is warmer. I also really really hate heat.

That being said, yeh, if a dislike of sunlight is more than just grumbling and fatigue then you might want to see someone.

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