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@Koffee You still alive my man?
Woohoo I got me a. Golem Intern, what's her name? Is she single? Is intern mean "intern" ? 🤣😂😃😀


is it a super thicc anime babe?
Whoops sorry Oda, I'll edit my post post-haste!


Don't worry bout it lmao, what happens happens
@LSJ Rose I think this RP is making me lose brain cells. Accepted.


I feel that. The wonderland-ish world plus a weeb, an accountant, a nerdy wizard, a clumsy assassin and a broken robot man seems like some fever dream you can't wake up from.

but that's why it's perfect
luck has no place in a world where anime thighs and cliche stories rule!
Oda nods his head with a grunt and stands upright, staring down the door as it quakes in front of him before watching it gett annoyed by the stick-wielder and waddle away like a boxy penguin. He takes the hand off his blade and looks around the room silently before peering through the gap of where it had sat. After assessing that a step would be fine (Definitely not after witnessing another leave the room and realizing it's probably not that dangerous), he does a quick sumo-shuffle until he has left the prior confinement.

Reaching up under his armor plates, he scratches at the long-awaited itch and lets out a sigh before continuing to cautiously follow the woman in front of him. He realizes upon watching her that he has already felt the pain of loneliness, and imagines a world where women and pillows were one. The softness of the silk, the fluffiness of plump thighs and the increasing pleasure of rubbing yo-

What is this?

"Wench, what are you-?"

The Samurai shifts backwards and again grabs his sword as the woman simply walks into a pool of unknown liquid, aware of how insane she must be to do so before checking it or her surroundings. Being barely able to see was bad enough, but being locked in a hole with strangers and walking head-on into new discoveries was bound to get them all killed.

While she didn't appear to be drowning, she didn't appear to be moving all that much either. Taking it as his duty to help a Damsel in Distress (In his mind, of course. The main character ALWAYS saves the girl), Oda sprints to the side of the pool and drops to a knee, thrusting his arm into the mysterious liquid and grabbing the woman by the back of her collar in an attempt to free her from the water.
I'm pretty sure that's long gone, if it's the email I was using around the time it's definitely not available anymore.
Oda felt the sword nearly get ripped from his hands mid-swing and stepped backwards after sheathing his blade, starting at the door in disbelief. His warrior-like composure still in place, he kept his left hand on the katana and raised his right in a balled fist shaking with anger.

"NANI?! What kind of treachery is this? I will not be disrespected by a door!"

Knowing a second attack would most likely receive the same treatment, he turned his icy glare to the robotic man that had emerged shortly after himself. He was about to open his mouth behind his black and gold Oni half mask, but was interrupted by a fantastic display of fireworks. This threw him off as the sound boomed throughout the room, causing the samurai to take a cautious step towards the closest wall.
He still paid the others no attention, instead choosing to keep a lock on the dapper thing in front of him.

"What kind of monster are you? It's obvious this is nobody's home, especially not yours as you come from the depths of Hell themselves. Speak, or feel the rage of one thousand suns backed by the entire force of the Land of the Rising Sun! As it's Champion, the one to Unite the people of my country, I will not accept further disrespect from peasants!"

As he finishes the grand speech, Oda settles into a sumo-type stance, left hand still resting on the hilt of his blade, trying to assert his alpha demeanor on those around him in a test of power.

"Surrounded by beasts and peasants, a Samurai shall not falter!"
You best believe Nobunaga is gonna create the first ever waifu bodypillow out of straw and a potato sack. He's too cultured to like 3d girls
@VladKorkov Remember to Bold Text your actions.


Sorry about that, I'll remember next time
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