I wish to have a perfectly normal dog that obeys my every command, snuggles with me on a nighttime, never dies, isn't a figment of my imagination, and is perfectly healthy in every way.
Granted. You are the first ever person in possession of the all-new, totally radical boardgame: THE UNIVERSE! (Complete with super awesome hair and clothing and a sweet sword and maybe a tiger companion IDK.)
I wish to have a perfectly normal dog that obeys my every command, snuggles with me on a nighttime and never dies.
DISCLAIMER: Tiger companion only comes with special edition pre-orders.
Granted. Your parents are killed right in front of your eyes and you become a hard-ass vigilante who turns insane because everyone you love gets killed no matter what you do. You're welcome.
I wish to have a perfectly normal dog that obeys my every command and snuggles with me on a nighttime.