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Current Do you ever just dream you're in a bacon boat flowing down a river of bacon and bacon clouds are in the sky and bacon peanut butter bacon with some bacon bacon
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"gonna be a dank crop this season"
"I eat ass."
should've done that extra lunge back in gym class
wait wait wait so there's two different types of canadians what is the difference

you know now that i think about it i really know nothing about canada or how it even came to be. i feel more ignorant than usual, i know a bit about mexico but thats cause i live right next to it. someone should give me a brief lesson on canada...

or i could just use google...
A lot of what I know about Canada comes from the TV show South Park
dear god it sounds delicious like the nectar that comes off flowers growing on the pubes of mother gaia herself.

the kids here like to drink Four Lokos which is supposedly pretty edgy flavored alcohol in a can. never drank it myself, i just stuck with a 40oz of Mickey's or Steel Reserve. Mm, beer. I need to try legitimately good hard cider because apparently all the ones i've tried are shit.

so some colleges sell alcohol thats cool
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I don't think many people going to university think, oh hey let's gamble thousands of pounds of debt for a tiny chance of getting in Forbes. I mean unless they're studying business. You're buying yourself a semi-acceptable gap in your CV and credit ratings to open yourself up to ideas, think about what to do with your life and take really long holidays. You get to live in a huge self contained community where you can meet hundreds of new people, many of them like minded and some who'll challenge your views.

Also, £1.75 snakebite.


Not sure if me being American has to do with not understanding the snakebite thing, but this is the most appealing way anyone has ever described college to me.

why do people college

aren't most billionaires drop outs anyway
We have Safeways all over here as far south as Arizona. If you have no idea what or where Arizona is, it is literally just above Mexico on the map. up Satan's asshole.

And Safeway sucks dick over here. It is always two dollars more expensive there for everything. People here go to our friendly neighborhood Fry's Grocery for the best deals and avoiding the weirdos at Wal Mart.
wait are you telling me i should've had my parents reading this with me cause i'm twelve and i feel like i'm breaking all the rules
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