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Webmaster said
*Gets in your face with an abnormally wide grin*You don't understand. I control electricity, meaning I can alter the bioelectrical impulses of your brain. This means I can delete every memory you have, every happy one, every sad one, every memory of anything except for the information I want. I can turn off every dopamine generator and receptor in your brain, and release nothing but chemicals of fear, sadness, and pain. I'll make the rest of your life a living agony; I'll alter your brain's perception of time so you live in an endless torture, pain akin to Hell itself with no relief for all of eternity. And if you think I'm too kind for that, I wouldn't test it. I won't restrain myself because of any morals, feelings, or pressures. And even if you do die, I'll simply extract the information from your brain directly, so it's really in your best interest to tell us right now.


-Merc- ... You know what? I think I'll go with that last option.
-Nova- Oh! That was easy. Uh... Why is everyone trying to kill me?
-Merc- Pretty simple: You're the love interest of a Noble.
-Nova- Really? That's why?
-Merc- That's why.
Webmaster said
*Shocks you lightly*Let me rephrase that. It'll be slow and painful.


-Merc- If you just look hard enough, there are mercs willing to die or endure torture for the right price. Although for me I wouldn't call it "enduring," more like loving every second of it. *winks*
-Nova- Yeah... I probably should have told you about that...
Toxic Diamond said
no, to Araby's funeral.


Oh. I will come.
-Maddie- I'll bring tea! What's a funeral without solemnly sipping tea? Well, it's a normal funeral, but since when were we normal?
Toxic Diamond said
Hey Spirit. I'm actually here to invite you guys. all of you guys.*looks at the merc*probably not him though.


*the merc is elsewhere*
To?
-Maddie- Is it a tea party? I love tea parties!
Webmaster said
Ahem.*Jabs my thumb under your chin*You better start spitting out everything you know real bloody fast, or you can enjoy life with an exploded skull.


-Merc- *nonchalantly* I'm fine with that.
Toxic Diamond said
Hello everyone.


Hello, Tox.
Spiritblitz said
You two are so confusing.....


To
Legend said
How so?


*simultaneously* How so?
Legend said
Techi: Fine.


-Nova- *looks at the merc* Techi is mad. I'm not kidding, you really should talk now.
-Merc- *derisively* Ha!
-Nova- Suit yourself. *teleports the three of them to a room in the base*
Spiritblitz said
What if I do not to be the me that you know? Have you given that thought?


If you wish not to be, I will not force it.
Webmaster said
Ugh, fine.


-Nova- Great! Uh... We should probably do it elsewhere.
Spiritblitz said
...*turns around*What are you trying to accomplish? That my memories are fake? That I am not who I think I am?


We wish to return your memories of the you we know.
Spiritblitz said
*stops*....no.......no....


-Maddie- Okay then!
Webmaster said
*Growls*


-Nova- Please? Ruby doesn't want me to do anything useful.
Legend said
Oh! Techi can! She's great at interrogation!*Whispers*Please get her as far away from me as possible right now.


-Nova- Okay then! Thanks! Techi!
Spiritblitz said
I'm done.*begins to walk off*


-Maddie- But whether you know us or not has nothing to do with your perceptions! Do you want some tea?? *there is a teacup with tea in his hand*
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