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10 yrs ago
Current Spontaneously moving to a new account- OfWindAndRain.
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10 yrs ago
Born too late to explore the world; born too early to explore the galaxy.
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I'll eventually get a real bio in here.

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@RomanAria
Shhhhhh

Everyone, don't listen to her. She's told me her evil plans.

See, look:
Willy, I'm going to take over the world. Want me to sign you up as steward?


Proof at it's finest.

@RomanAria is a frickin' genius, js.

'Specially compared to me.

Bow to her mightiness.
She'll own us all today, through a mixture of brainpower and swimming, I'm sure.
herm
I shall have to work on this.

Heerrrrmm.
Well, normally I try to avoid those sparkling guys because insecurity and didn't want to look vain, but i was like, to hell with it, fudge it, I'ma just yeah.



Name: Alexey Aslanov Smirnov

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Species: Draconian Shapeshifter


Sexual Preference: Heterosexual

Likes : Dinosaurs, history, military, science, and anything else that he finds interesting, snow, Americans, and more.

Dislikes: Boringness, boring people, people who don't believe in science/dinosaurs, narrowmindedness, slow thinkers, dumb thinkers.

Bio: Despite being Russian, with a Russian accent, and living in Russia, his family is actually primarily... British. That is to say, he's second-generation Russian, and his mom is Russian, but the rest of his family moved to Russia after WW2, after his grandmother married a Russian officer serving along the Iron Curtain, and moved with him to Russia.

His life was spent in Moscow, or in the surrounding area, until he and his mother moved to America, after a somewhat nasty divorce. Even with somewhat significant Russian blood, he still looks British.

Ask him about his past, and I'll fill it in as I make up the specifics.

Occupation: Two jobs: In the mornings, he works as a clerk/waiter Rico's Dining, a small diner serving excellent old-fashioned burgers & fries and such, like an old-school place. His second shift is in the afternoons, where he works at a Barnes & Noble.

Country of Origin: Russia

Feelings about meeting their soul mate: Mixed. He doesn't want believe in it, but he still expects it, and so he also kind of uncertain, but he hopes [though he'll never admit it] that it's true, and he'll find someone that clicks.

Soul mate: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Of course Alex Rider/Russian/Mean guy from Hunger Games/British/someothermoviesIcan'trememberrightnowthoughI'veseenhimbefore is.


Name: Alexey Smirnov

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Species: Draconian Shapeshifter (Not any different than any other shapeshifter, except he's got a bit of dragon blood, which makes him immortal, and lets him turn into a dragon. He's unaware that he is a shapeshifter, though.

Sexual Preference: Heterosexual

Likes : Dinosaurs, history, military, science, and anything else that he finds interesting, snow, Americans, and more.

Dislikes: Boringness, boring people, people who don't believe in science/dinosaurs, narrowmindedness, slow thinkers, dumb thinkers.

Bio: Despite being Russian, with a Russian accent, and living in Russia, his family is actually primarily... British. That is to say, he's second-generation Russian, and his mom is Russian, but the rest of his family moved to Russia after WW2, after his grandmother married a Russian officer serving along the Iron Curtain, and moved with him to Russia.

His life was spent in Moscow, or in the surrounding area, until he and his mother moved to America, after a somewhat nasty divorce. Even with somewhat significant Russian blood, he still looks British.

Ask him about his past, and I'll fill it in as I make up the specifics.

Occupation: Two jobs: In the mornings, he works as a clerk/waiter Rico's Dining, a small diner serving excellent old-fashioned burgers & fries and such, like an old-school place. His second shift is in the afternoons, where he works at a Barnes & Noble.

Country of Origin: Russia

Feelings about meeting their soul mate: Mixed. He doesn't want believe in it, but he still expects it, and so he also kind of uncertain, but he hopes [though he'll never admit it] that it's true, and he'll find someone that clicks.

Soul mate: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
I made an overly long post
@Zadubadabu
Hostel System, Second Exploration Fleet
The Fleet Commander moved to bring his hand down, to order another reply to be made and sent, angry. But his fist didn't make it all the way down; another's hand grabbed his arm, halting his progress. Growling, he whirled to the offender, ready to tear the disrespectful Hocklyn apart. But no- it was his adviser. Advisers were agents of ONI- Office of Naval Intelligence. They kept captains in check, and reported everything straight to ONI to keep records of every event.

Before the Fleet Commander could berate the agent's disrespect, the Hocklyn said, "Wise, they are, to cease approach and demand, and to offer negotiate and listen. But wise we are, to cease insult and offer a hand, until they can be gauged for what they are, instead of what we assume they are."

The Fleet Commander continued growling, and wrenched his arm away from the agent. He turned back to the bridge, and waved dismissal to the agent. Like any other Hocklyn, he backed away, allowing the Fleet Commander to remain in command, reputation unhindered. The Commander paused for a moment, before waving at communications.

Shortly afterwards, a response was broadcasted back to the alien fleet.

"Your former Queen is within our grasp. You will not receive anything from us, including your former Queen, until we have decided that whatever you give us is equal in value- the fact that you are chasing a single outdated, half-built ship with a fleet says the Queen is very valuable indeed. More so, since she is obviously very clever, to have evaded you for so long."

"We will not move against you or yours. If you so wish it, you may send one ship forward with a diplomatic figure, or negotiator. If you are part of this Roa'marii Empire, then we will require a similar figure from them. We may be slavers, but we would not wish to step on toes by dealing with you directly, without Big Brother present. Your queen may be able to escape in a nation of her, but in a nation the likes of mine, she will get nowhere. She will be turned over to our Naval Intelligence, and taken deeper into our territory. You and your emissaries, diplomats, or negotiators will later be taken to her, if you so insist, where we can all deal together. From what I hear, she's quite a fire. It seems that the fact that she'd be dead if she took a wrong step is keeping her from strangling all of our necks."

"We await your response. No significant military presence will be accepted, and if we hear news of any weapons that you did not make us aware after we are conducting negotiations, we will have to cast yours out, for you to deal with."
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