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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

@Witch Cat@AdobeFlash Just saying if this wasn't OOC I'd be taking it a ton more seriously and actually analyzing the characters instead I'm just messing around. Let's please never actually try to make a fight like this.

Anyway. Yeah that's why there are 4 barrels on this shotgun and a selection of magic grenades. Hunter's dont have a library they have an armory.


Time to break out the rulers again!
Also, don't you know? Knowledge is power!
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He needs the blood to survive, so he hides it in other food due to his hatred. It's a strategy, and a use for alchemy.


Is there anything as a blood substitute? Does animal blood make him gag? Is it the thought that the blood came from a living thing that disturbs him? Does he slave away in his lab trying to make artificial blood to end his guilt?
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Ladies, ladies, you're both beautiful


Stop interrupting our dick measuring contest!
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That's rad. I don't speak German so that's a nice tidbit

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You may judge Atlas but you try having all your friends die of old age. Blood-filled Starburst is the only respite from the madness.


Why not Strawberry? Ya freak, I thought blood made you gag! Is this just a plan to get you into the Red Cross Blood Bank!?
(Also question, do vampires need to feed on blood, or is it just a craving they can learn to ignore?)
@Witch Cat There is a reason why the gun is called ARCANE justice. It's not just gunpowder in there. And while you all have to specify all the spells you have down to what you have learned. Jaklo can just order ammo and make everything he knows. hunters learn how to be better themselves and make tools to get around their inability to channel mana well. Coal wouldn't last very long. Jaklo trained for years to kill things far more powerful than him (I even have a side story cut from the background about a manticore.) On top of it all I have one simple question.

Whats faster? you or my bullets?


Ah, but you make the fatal mistake of assuming Witches go anywhere without protection. Coal is constantly surrounded by shields and wards that can stop a grenade, true the shields won't last forever, but it should give him ample time to form a plan or attack. Coal was hunted for most of his life, he knows how to take care of himself.

And on the topic of what's faster, ever heard of Bayonetta's Witch Time?
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But does he know why kids love the delicious taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Checkmate.


No, he eats Special K to remain fit and healthy.
The teen is more of an adult than a vampire that's hundreds of years old.
Now, Count Chocula, give up your unexplainably juicy Starburst!
@Witch Cat You want fireball? *loads dragons breath*

You want fan of knives? *loads flechette*

You want summon bats? *shoves a bat into the gun*

This is why blunderbuss shotgun is best gun.


A clever telekinetic can snap the trigger of your gun off, or twist the barrel,

An adept elementelist can make him or herself immune to all flames,

Knives are child's play to a caster,

Bats, and other animals, can easily be bent to the will of a caster with control over nature. As animals aren't that bright.

Oh and look-y here, Coal can do all of that and more. BOOM Now we now who would win a battle.
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happy 400 posts
Yeah, but depends on where it hits, could just break off an arm or a leg. Now shooting SEVERAL extremely large and powerful bullets, that'd kill anyone


Trauma is a thing, y'know. Shock can easily stop anyone! Vampires are tough, but they still have emotions. Sock, fear, frustration, etc. Sometimes the most dangerous weapon is language, not a weapon.
Or several mind-bending curses
@AdobeFlash Don't forget enough damage will just kill you. One of these will eviscerate your internals just fine. Even if I shoot you through a brick wall.

I firmly believe one of these (admitedly not .50 cal but better) will do the job just fine i.ytimg.com/vi/GcEvBwMKZ9s/hqdefault.jpg


Tsk, tsk, I never understood the attraction to a gun. It's an over glorified water pistol! What ever happened to throwing a fireball?
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You tend to lose your sex drive after 148 years lmao. Like, vampires shouldn't have any romantic interest when they get old enough due to all friends dying on them
(Also, Atlas was raised on Victorian values. That means no homo, I'm afraid. Even if he still had any interest in romance)


Twilight lied to me D:!
(butliketotesshipCoalwithJakloandlikeeverybodyelseAlsoIamtotallynotaMarySue>>)
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