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    1. Witch Cat 10 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts


Atlas is about as straight as Ronald Reagan lmao


omfg i swear i meant to change that to vampire. i got bored so i switched "vampire" with "closeted homosexual" for laughs but now i think its kinda funny and i want to leave it in but i dont know what to do oh god help
“Hello!”, Coal smiled his best fake smile, taking survey of the whole group. They definitely were a colourful bunch. Well, not colourful, just varied. The amount of dark colours they sported made gun-metal grey look colourful, and that was rich coming from Coal.
Still, these were Coal’s co-workers, they seemed like an O.K. bunch to him, though a little taken aback it seems. Did he just walk in during a conversation? God he felt stupid. For the fiftieth time today.

“Ah you must be Mr Coal,” someone finally spoke to him, stopping him from zoning out again. A tall Germanic woman, almost towering above Coal, spoke kindly to him, and he fake-smiled again, giving them a little wave. Contrary to his, hopefully, cool exterior, Coal was burning up inside. Slightly intimidated by everyone in there. Everyone in that room looked like they could squash Coal under their foot. All worn from experience, and decades older than him. Possibly even centuries knowing the unpredictability of magic.

“Oh, yes, hey!” he fumbled up again, public speaking wasn’t Coal’s strong point, “I’m Coal. Though you already knew that,” Coal’s voice faltered as he finished his sentence, silence flew upon the room once again after that muck up. Coal was too spooked to speak anyway, he could feel the eyes of everyone in that room sizing him up, he felt his face flush, praying for a distraction.
And a heavily clothed man unknowingly answered his prayers by, badly, pretending to cough. He felt eyes glide off him for a glorious split second. Coal could finally stop himself from hyperventilating and also ponder where he magically came from. He was gigantic, wearing the male equivalent to a burqa, and holding what looked like a needle from a bad sci-fi film, hard to miss, and yet Coal did. His first guess as to who this mystery man was, was that he was a vampire. Judging by what he’s wearing, Coal couldn’t have been that far off the mark.
Eyes slid right back at Coal, and Coal, after revising a mental script hundreds of times, was ready to talk like a normal functioning human being.

It was mostly just small talk, “How are you”s were asked and names were exchanged. Though it was unnecessary, Coal already probed their minds for their names, and knew how they felt, but not on purpose anyway. Something as natural as a name was easy to figure out, with or without knowing it.

Small talk continued and Coal finally mustered up the strength to asked his question. “Him? Oh he’s Atlas”, Lenya jerked her thumb towards the heavily clothed man. He was too busy muttering to himself to greet the newcomer, and by the fact no one was paying attention to Atlas, it must be a common thing for him to zone out like that. Coal was fine with it, Coal was fine with everything. Everything was fine right about now. Got a proper job, met some nice folk, got called a “bumbling hooligan”.

”Hooligan?” Coal mentally gasped. Atlas was still looking as scatterbrained as ever, and Coal must’ve accidently wandered in his head, and witnessed a memory.
Lenya was talking about something, Coal didn’t really care, he was just called a hooligan! A part of him wanted to invade Atlas’ mind and force an embarrassing memory of his unto him, and another wanted to congratulate himself for accurately guessing what Atlas was as he swiftly bounded down the stairs again.
Swift, mysterious nature, afraid of being open. Definitely a vampire.

Coal then later let out a garbled “huh” as Lenya finished her story.
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I got more use out of this.
-Deadpool



I'm more of a HP guy.
@AdobeFlash
You did the unthinkable and actually talked about weather.
theres been no posts all day im thinking of posting my fourth IC


I'll be mostly busy tomorrow, so I guess if you post I'll follow too and post mine. Nothing amazing will happen, but hey at least I can kill some time writing different ways to write "he took a doughnut" in flowery language.
Yay, we got someone else! Always saw @shinigami94 lurking here. Glad he finally caved in and joined. We were just starting the climatic bit of the story where we talk about the weather!
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She'll be the DLC character that you can only get if you buy the 3DS and Wii U editions


She's gonna be a kick-ass, awesome and powerful character that everyone is hyped for! Everyone is head over heels for her. Until they nerf her in the 1.1.6 patch.
Banned for banning without a legit reason!
And banned for banning without a permit!
BOOM!
Double Ban!
I'd rather just bang the scarecrows.

Do light switches turn you on?
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