It's a classic Science vs. Magic kind of duel. I turn you into a frog and win.
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Science is just Magic people made boring
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Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
RPs I'm In
RPs I GM In
- None!
Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh
Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Granted, it just heavily cripples you.
I wish for a happy holidays
I wish for a happy holidays
Why is everyone trying to steal a suicidal witch's turkey?????
Oh, we talking about dreams? Finally! I was waiting for one of these. Time to play doctor!
I've heard that a sensation of falling in dreams is triggered by low blood pressure, and the sudden awakening is meant to help you raise it back up. I'm unsure about the legitimacy of this claim, but I have a lot of these dreams and my blood pressure is kinda low, so it might be true. And there's obviously some differences in the details between our dreams. In my "falling dreams", everything is pure black except for a small item on the floor. Maybe some leaves, a blanket, a puddle, a doll, ice, etc. etc. Very random. And the item usually looks very cartoon-y (bright colors, smooth edges, etc.) and everything is silent. In my dreams, I silently walk towards the item and step on it, the second I do step on it, I'm violently thrown back and I wake up with my legs kicking. My dreams are very weird with little to no context to them so I always wake up asking what happened in my dreams.
For example, the earliest dream I can remember happened 2-3 days ago. In it, I was outside with my old classmates from Middle School, it was a bright sunny day. Blue skies, green lush grass and everyone was playing with a beach ball. My old math teacher was in the group too. I tried approaching them but the second I did they all turned to me and frowned, I tried being happy and asking what's going on. They didn't answer and just stared, as if they were angry. And then I woke up.
My nightmares usually make more sense, but the ones I remember right now are very NSFW. I might have to look through some old dream journals to look for an acceptable one to post here.
Even when I'm not running from something in a dream, I'll sometimes experience running in slow motion, or not getting enough power in each footfall.
Oh, and there's another one. When I was younger, I would sometimes have dreams where I would be thrown out of something, or start freefalling for some reason, and everything would slow down, and I wouldn't be able to hear anything except for a dull ringing.
I've heard that a sensation of falling in dreams is triggered by low blood pressure, and the sudden awakening is meant to help you raise it back up. I'm unsure about the legitimacy of this claim, but I have a lot of these dreams and my blood pressure is kinda low, so it might be true. And there's obviously some differences in the details between our dreams. In my "falling dreams", everything is pure black except for a small item on the floor. Maybe some leaves, a blanket, a puddle, a doll, ice, etc. etc. Very random. And the item usually looks very cartoon-y (bright colors, smooth edges, etc.) and everything is silent. In my dreams, I silently walk towards the item and step on it, the second I do step on it, I'm violently thrown back and I wake up with my legs kicking. My dreams are very weird with little to no context to them so I always wake up asking what happened in my dreams.
For example, the earliest dream I can remember happened 2-3 days ago. In it, I was outside with my old classmates from Middle School, it was a bright sunny day. Blue skies, green lush grass and everyone was playing with a beach ball. My old math teacher was in the group too. I tried approaching them but the second I did they all turned to me and frowned, I tried being happy and asking what's going on. They didn't answer and just stared, as if they were angry. And then I woke up.
My nightmares usually make more sense, but the ones I remember right now are very NSFW. I might have to look through some old dream journals to look for an acceptable one to post here.
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IT'S AN INTRIGUING DESIGN CHOICE!
AND ALSO I LIKE HAVING THE LICENSE TO CROWBAR "FUR" INTO EVERY WORD THAT VAGUELY RHYMES WITH IT UNTIL PEOPLE START VOMITTING.
Fur real? You gotta be kitten me!
When you're a fan of anthropomorphic creatures as I am, you have to learn to feel less embarrassed by your fellows on the internet... Especially when they're children who are trying to grasp for higher thought...
It only gets harder.
fukin furries
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"Straight man turns gay for Link: more at 11."
Excuse me? When was I ever straight?
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