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Barnaby resurfaced back to reality, sobered (momentarily) by the discussion taking place on deck.

"Lereau De Creau, you say?" The dwarf rolled himself into a ball and rocked back and forth. The momentum lifted Barnaby off from his back and onto his feet. He groaned as if rising from the shitter, his arthritic joints crackled like boots walking on pebbled shores. After gathering himself from the abrupt shift in movement, he stood upright, then belched:

"Attendees, we've ourselves the Scarlet Swordsman of the South!" Barnaby pointed at the man. "Why, he once slayed an entire company of privateers with but a fish hook!"

The psychedelic mushrooms kicked in once more as the floor boards started fluctuating in shape and size, the moon up above now radiating a vibrant spectrum of colors. "Good Goddess, Maletria, the Moon is a rainbow!" Barnaby danced as lithely as a wounded gazelle, unaware that the ship's marauders were in the path of his spirited jig. "Lereau De Creau, save us from peril!"
Can I get on the wait list too? I have a regular shop owner/citizen in mind.
"Can I lay down? I've got arthritis." Barnaby Mop pointed to his swollen knees, staring at his captors like a sick puppy.

He felt the Captain's one good eye lasering at him but he didn't care. The fat dwarf never cares.

"I'm just going to do it. I'm sorry. I can't deal with all this kneeling for long periods of time. Honestly Captain, I don't know how that elven lady does it with you. I'm going to lay down. You can stab me for all I care, my little bastards can cash in on my life insurance, but I just can't anymore." His belly drooped out from his half-torn jerkin as he laid next to the mast on his backside. The pirate bard's lazy eyes drew inspiration from the stars that looked like a peculiar fruit and began to sing the song of his people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
BAR-NA BY-MOP!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!


His voice cracked at the last verse. Barnaby broke into tears but still kept humming the tune like a sad, giant baby. Finally, the mermaid mushrooms were kicking in.

What a great name!


So is @Phlegm! Also, welcome Z.
Here's my app. I will likely add more about the tribe and its customs, but I figured this was good enough to get an idea about the character himself. I hope this okay.

In Hey! 6 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Thanks @wrecca! Man, you have a cool avatar too. I better start looking around for mine
In Hey! 6 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Also, your avatar is hilarious. I can't wait for he new Broly movie to come out!
In Hey! 6 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Thanks Jojo!

I just found one not too long ago. Hope they're still accepting because I just spent the last couple of hours writing up a sheet lol.
Are you still accepting? I was reading the nation's info and came up with an idea for a character.
In Hey! 6 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
::A newbie has entered your realm::

I ninja'd around these forums to get a good feel (and understanding) of how things work before I made an account to introduce myself. I really like fantasy-based RPs. I haven't RPed in a while, but I've got a couple of years of experience with it.
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