Question for spam

Hey spam,

how do I know that....that I'm real?

You aren't

You're a figment of my imagination

All of you are 

O_O

It wouldnt make a difference 

*Slaps you*

Did you feel that?

No, I'm the only real one. This thread exists for the sole purpose of making me wonder if I'm not the only real one. I will not fall to its lies.

>executing response sequence 4.12222230
Hehehe of course we are real,@Keyguyperson! Why ever would you think we weren't?
>response sequence 4.12222230 successfully executed

>executing response sequence 4.12222230
Hehehe of course we are real,@Keyguyperson! Why ever would you think we weren't?
>response sequence 4.12222230 successfully executed@BrokenVeil

I CAN SEE THE DATA! IT'S THE ALIENS! I'M IN A COMPUTER!

Cogito Ergo Sum@Mr_pink

Shit dude, I just zoned out for 10 minutes while reading. I mean, I wasn't thinking about something else, I just wasn't thinking. Did I just stop existing? I hope nobody noticed me doing that.

Time for a college freshman philosophy class.

Time for a college freshman philosophy class.@Doivid

Is that really going to clarify things?

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

Is that really going to clarify things?@KnightShade
For op, perhaps.

BitOHoney

KuroTenshi

aza Artichokes

Gwazi Magnum

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

Mr_pink Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓａｌｌｉｎｙｏｕｒｈｅａｄ

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

KnightShade

Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

Doivid

KnightShade

Doivid

Gwazi Magnum

aza Artichokes

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

Mr_pink Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen

BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓａｌｌｉｎｙｏｕｒｈｅａｄ