Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Deep Blue Dream
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Greetings and Salutations! I am called Syberite, or Sy for short. Honestly, though, you can call me anything you want if work is involved, I'll even dress up as a goblin or Beelzebubbett as the need arises.

Sorry, back to the point.

I am what is popularly known as a female demon, or demonness, or, at times, succubus; honestly, no buses were hurt, nor did I suck on them. Although I do have a bit of an oral fixation, and a weakness for sweets.

Right, back to the point.

So, I am looking for an adult man, male, person, or maybe even a female, lady, yeah.

I need a mage, sorcerer, or more specifically, I need a magic-user, and an older one a that. 18 or under is straight out, and forgive me for being picky, but I'm a little leery of 21-year-old magic-users. You know, still learning the craft, wet behind the years, yearning for great power, but recovering from acne, and their first meeting with alcohol. Magic and alcohol don't mix. Honestly. Ever. It's how I got into this mess.

Yes, mess. I'm in a mess, a bind, a fix, or whatever you want to call it. Here I am stuck in the equivalent to the elevator to nowhere playing perpetual Muzack. Look, I've seen what some folks might call Hell, and even what some might call Purgatory. They're WRONG! So WRONG! No really, they're WRONG! Try being a "demon" out of a job, an immortal with no power to work with, and, worse still, a penchant for flesh, chocolate, and an occasional stiff drink (but not for my boss).

Yeah, no power to work with. I meant that. Unless I've got a magic-user to work for, I've got nada, bupkiss, nothing. I can raise power for them, help them gain more power, even train them how to use it effectively, heck, I can even store power for them, BUT none of it's mine. Bit of a rub, huh? Yeah, no getting home for me! At least not on my own. But I do have creativity and knowledge in arcane things, including, well, stuff that happens behind closed doors between consenting adults who enjoy a bit of adult play.

Speaking of which, thanks to my previous employer, who has since passed due to a heart attack at a most inopportune time, I appear quite human. Yes, human. No tail, or horns, or wings, or even a tail. I look more like a pleasantly rounded redheaded lady with blue eyes, sizable feet, and just average on height. It's rather nice really.

All that being said, I am willing to work for a Mage, Sorceror, or any other Magic User no matter what time period, or where. I can truck along with barbarians and minotaurs just fine, and don't mind a bit of an adventure in more fantastic and medieval climes; I still have yet to meet a dragon in my 1003-year-long life. I can work among steam ships and air balloons all the same, and I might even make it in space, if I get past the weightlessness sickness fast enough.

Please, hire me! Especially if you're into hedonism, light bondage, leather, and that sort of stuff - you know, what some would call "adult" play, or tums in reverse.

(note from the author - I am a grad student who enjoys writing, imagination, and the like. Although it is not a must, I would like to work on both plot and writing more explicit adult situations that actually work. And my sincere thanks for reading this!)
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Foster
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For some reason, I suspect this'll drain the life right outta me. So pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

-Unless one can 'see' magic, it would be hard to tell the difference between magic, and technology hidden behind a cosmetic veneer.
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Greetings. One competent occultist here, thoroughly skilled in wielding both chalice and wand. I am interested in making mischief throughout fantastical realms. And the aid of such a demoness would be a crucial component in such spells as I intend to brew up and unleash upon the unsuspecting masses of mundane mortals and masterful mages alike.

If interested, please manifest at once within my P(entagra)M, providing me with true information and rendering services expediently and as instructed, with neither deceit nor malice.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Drache
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Just had to stop and say how much I loved this post. I'm tempted to throw my female half-dragon sorceress at you. It's a rare chance I get to bounce her off of characters older than she is. ;P
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Yui
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Yui licked a raincoat once / (don't do that)

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If you don't already have your hands full with the above, color me interested.
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Also interested. If you are still looking, feel free to PM me.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by hawaiian
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Hello there. I am a mature wizard in need of a companion/ assistant. I cannot offer you much except the possibility of adventure
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by arowne97
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Hello, dark sorcerer and expert in all things demon here. I'm a half-kitsune who's been around for the past 300 years or so, and in need of an assistant. Just message me if you're interested.
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