I can post again for Eddie, but I don't really have much for her to do, now that she's on the helicopter...

I can post again for Eddie, but I don't really have much for her to do, now that she's on the helicopter...

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I did but I edited the post in a way that didn't control the character :p Just in case. And I edited out Parfex because he hasn't met the group yet.

@Chickn Constantly throwing people? XD Do you assist paratroopers from the back of C-17s or what? XD

*continues rolling in self pity a day later*

I'm... Like... Dead. Working night shift at Taco Bell with all the drunks and Shit. I'm surprised I'm not completely brain dead. I'm off work Sunday I hope to God I'm going to be posting then.

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Nope. Cheerleading. Doesn't look hard when you watch it, but it is seriously one of the hardest sports I've ever participated in.

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Oh man, be careful with that, I hear more people die of cheerleading accidents than sharks and bears put together. Could you ask your instructor if you could put padding in your cloths? Gives you more of a sexy curve and might protect you if you fall. Also if you do fall, make sure you put your arms up in a 'curve' like fashon where your biceps are guarding your face and your hands go over your head, giving you a 'rollcage' for your head, then roll when you land. Thats how stuntman do large falls and they can drop from a 2 story building with only minor injuries.

@AbandonedIntel, @Din
Check out this new Villain I made!
If he doesn't have something to offend everyone, then I'm quitting as a writer! lol

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"Trump had it right!"
-Author - Stephen Spicker

| Full Name |
Ike Onyx
A.K.A.: Sgt. Onyx

| Nickname |
Dozer

| Alias |
Grissom

| Birth Date |
May 17, 1988

| Age |
38

| Species |
Human

| Gender |
Male

| Sexuality |
Heterosexual

| Alignment |
Chaotic Evil

| In-Depth Appearance |
Sgt. Onyx is your typical jarhead, minority hating, cigar smoking, tobacco chewing, "I'm the best because Merica!" ex boot camp marine solider. He's got dog tags, hanging from the american flag pole tattoo on his left shoulder and a bottle of whisky (with the three X's on it) spilling onto a skull on his right shoulder. There is a viper slithering through one of the eye sockets of the skull and it looks like it is biting Ike's neck. To complete the skull tattoo, the whole thing is silhouetted by the confederate flag.
Grissim never goes anywhere without his marine boots, tactical cargo pants and army-green wife beater. The only time his uniform ever changes is when he puts on a bullet-proof ammunition vest that he never zips up. To complete his "I was the biggest football player on the team so I went into the marines." look are the dog tags he leaves draped around his neck.

| Abilities |
Superhuman Strength from new age super solider serum. He is twice as strong as today's steroid-using male.
Steady-Stream Pulse Gauntlets. Cam fire impulse blasts from his hands. Strong enough to dent and crumple cars (if the car gets stuck on a wall or something, the blast will eventually crush the vehicle.) Can be used in burst fire as well.

| Limitations |
The pulse gauntlets don't actually have any power, they just focus it (like Cyclops glasses)

| Equipment |
Grissim carries anything from grenades to pistols, auto rifles to bazookas. He always has a lighter and serrated knife with a foot long blade that is strong enough to cut through car doors.

| Personality Traits |
Prideful, Jealous, Wrathful, Crude, Misogynistic, Racist, Boastful, Competitive, Manly, Reckless, Loud, Cruel, Vengeful, Abusive, Basically like Gaston.

| Personality |
Grissim is prideful, easily angered and gets extremely violent when he is outsmarted. He likes to play games with his adversaries but he has no problem cheating in his own game if he starts to lose. His favorite gun is the one in his hand. He believes himself to be a war hero and that every woman is in love with him and that every man wants to be him.
Grissim quotes:
- "White men are just naturally better. Doctors say it's science but I say it's simply common sense."
- "Women are objects and if a woman gets hit, she should learn to listen better."
- "All women consent to me but if one ever didn't and I wanted her, I'd just take her because I'd be doing her a favor. She'd probably thank me afterwards."
- "If he wasn't a marine, I'd shoot that N*gger myself."
- "If my son came to me and said that he was into boys, I'd take him in the back yard and put a bullet in his head. And if I was ever that weak of a man where I wanted to get fucked like a woman, I'd expect you boys to do the same for me."

| Quirks |
Often shoves his piney in his ears while he's addressing people he thinks he's better than (which is everyone).
Belches loudly
Plays air guitar after he says something he thinks is awesome and "America Approved".

| Hobbies |
Shooting guns
Cleaning guns
Drinking
Smoking
Dipping
Driving big vehicles
"Fucking big-jugged sluts"
Arm Wrestling

| Likes |
Football ("Not that pussy soccer shit!")
Guns
Blades
America
Confederate Flag
Jeeps
Military
Boobs

| Dislikes |
Minorities
Jews
"Nerd things"
Women Voters
Feminists
Isis
People who cry
Anyone who's not military

| Fears |
Muslims
Black people in groups
Transvestites
Anal Rape

| Place Of Origin |
Kenner, Louisiana.

| Family |
Officer Onyx (State Trooper, ex Navy Seal) - Brother

| History |
Sgt. Onyx was on a fast track to the military ever since his war hero, his father, died in active duty. Ike dropped out of high school at 17, despite having scholarship offers from multiple schools for almost any position on their college football teams. He trained every day to join the marines, just like his father. He got accepted into the marines and earned his GED at age 18.
Boot camp was his favorite part and after his training, he volunteered to go to Afghanistan "To kill some terrorists" and he also signed up for a lot of the untested 'super solder' serums. Sometime's he'd 'borrow' his friend's ID's to get into multiple tests, sometimes even for the same serum. One of them (or a combination of all of them) worked. After successfully obtaining super strength, he was kept a secret where the military used him for testing. Upon trying to reproduce the results for Ike's super strength, the lab scientists found that the limbic center of his brain (the part for anger) was agitated and had difficulties "deactivating" among other side effects.
Because of Ike's abilities and through his willingness to serve, the military looked the other way at his crude and aggressive attitude towards his teammates and let him loose on the enemies. After over 100 confirmed kills, Ike was no longer allowed to be deployed because of all the complaints from his teammates and even his superiors. I was then moved into boot camp as a drill sergeant, which he loved, but had to be "discharged" after several women from his area stepped up and testified to Ike raping them. His brother pulled some strings and with the support the other state troopers, the judge ruled Ike "not guilty".
Although the military couldn't use Sgt. Onyx as an official militant employee on their payroll, Ike continued to volunteer for even more bizarre and extreme government testing. The result is a permanent discharge from his hands that impacts with enough force to knock over a tank. Ike Onyx (code name Grissom) is now a mercenary who works behind the scenes for the military but also resorts to independent work for shiftier people and their unorthodoxed means of 'growing' their businesses in the down time.

_{"For the south!"}

Ok, but seriously.
This is the guy that Vega wants to kill for murdering his mom!