☆ "I got 99 problems but_______ " ☆

You know what it is

Jay Z jokes

Fill it in with a problem you don't have or do / some random shiz

I've got 99 problems but you made it to the top of the list.

I got 99 problems but honestly I don't see how it's any different from... say... 100 problems. I find no solace in the fact that it is just shy of three digits, or that I am not suffering from any other specific tragedy. The massive scale of my problems easily dwarfs any sort silver lining I might draw from such a thing.

Azarthes said
I've got 99 problems but you made it to the top of the list.

I got 99 problems but your post ain't one :P

Your signature is deep.

I got 99 problems.... and a whole mob more of it coming in soon.

Just kidding. xD

I got 99 problems... but so are you. :p

I have a uncountable amount of problems.

Having to deal with broken English is one of them.

ishtar said
I got 99 problems.... and a whole mob more of it coming in soon. Just kidding. xD I got 99 problems... but so are you. :p

Holy shit
Ishtar?
Dayum
What is this, 2009?

Blitzkrieg said
I have a uncountable amount of problems.Having to deal with broken English is one of them.

Well get some duck tape, that stuff fixes everything.

I got 99 problems and sleeping with socks/ consuming that first piece of bread in a loaf no one cares about ain't one

[I have Aleph Null problems, and they don't seem to ever end.]

[/awfulness]

I got 99 problems, but Imperialist Hawaiian-dinosaur infested mountain's views ain't one.

I got 99 problems, but nevermind, you existing just made it 100.

I've got no problems because I'm pretty fantastic and cool.

I got 99 problems, but trying to show off in this thread just made it 100.

I have absolutely no problems, and denial is one.

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