Ban the Person above you

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for not realizing the error of your ways.

[Todd Howard]

Banned because your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned because you need to get a new hobby, knitting would be good.

[Todd Howard]

>assuming i don't already knit

>this bitch

Banned for sexually interacting with bipedal hedgehogs.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for making me laugh, which causes an explosion of 18k tons of gold.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for making me have to run for my life as to not be crushed by 18k tons of gold.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for losin' at the board game of Monopoly.

[Todd Howard]

Listen here, you furry motherfucker. I'll have you know that I am the Tulsa monopoly champ; I never fucking lose, I make my life off that board game, and I could win five different games of monopoly at once. You might think you're special with your fucking hedgehog yiffing and your shitty stale memes, but I'm a goddamn prodigy; Practically a god. If you even think of ever fucking stating that I WOULD LOSE a game of FUCKING monopoly, I will personally find you and rip your asshole in two with your own pre purchased orc dildos. Do I make myself clear?

You're banned for assuming you know anything about me. You're just trash, you belong in some shitty subforum like offtopic discussion and not something quality like spam. Never fucking come back, you literal piece of trash.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for Takin' a Spam Forum too seriously.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for not taking the only decent subforum on RPGuild seriously.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for causin' the next holocaust

[Todd Howard]

Banned for being jewish.



I make sure to leave the oven on for an extra five minutes.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for selling propane accessories for the Imperium of Man and the Tau

[Todd Howard]

Banned because that was actually funny and I don't want to admit it

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for looking for doors but forgot he rolled a nat1

[Todd Howard]

Banned for driving a diesel truck into a gas station and killing all of your fellow pen and paper players in one swoop.

[Landaus Five-One]

Banned for laughing at the lamentations of Succubis

[Todd Howard]

Banned for being chinese

[stardust]

Banned for misspelling steak, my favorite topping on a burger. Next to bacon, of course.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for not joining any roleplays despite being on a roleplay forum